Sam Smith - Gloria

[Snatched]

Baby Voice remix Feat Jesy Nelson
with beatbox breakdown

Don’t joke about that!

 

[Aidan]

I wonder what Sam would consider unholy teebs. A handjob? A slightly wet kiss? How kinky can the vanilla king be I ask myself.

Just because the song is a bit ‘vanilla’ doesn’t mean they’re like that in real life and there’s no problem if they are. It’s a bit odd to come for them for something like that.

 

[Lapras]

There’s a lot to unpack obviously but it’s low key hilarious that the song is built solely around the - for my FYP quite tired already - hook (which shows off all its cards in literally ten seconds in the intro anyways) and then after the first chorus just flatlines. A misfire.

 

[Gemini]

Am I supposed to find Sam Smith sexy? Because I personally don't, even though this song is trying to sell that to me. I watched that performance video and I was like "What am I supposed to be enjoying here?". Sorry for being harsh. I'm sure they're lovely. The song just isn't it. And it serves to rise Kim Petras up in the charts and that's a sin on it's own.

 

[spaceship]

Maybe I got the lyrics wrong but isn't Sam just narrating a story about a married guy cheating on his wife with Kim at a strip club?

 

[Jones322]

Well I, for one, think Sam is hot. Just a shame about the song.

 

[Gemini]

Maybe I got the lyrics wrong but isn't Sam just narrating a story about a married guy cheating on his wife with Kim at a strip club?

Yes, something very relatable for the listeners i'm sure.

 

[star.dust]

#1 on Spotify Global and also #1 in the UK and US.

 

[IfUSeekAmy]

#1 on Spotify Global and also #1 in the UK and US.

8M streams is crazy. The power of TikTok.

 

[blaze_dave]

I do find Sam Smith sexy, I mean they looked effortlessy sexy in How Do You Sleep?, Dancing with a Stranger, Diamonds.

Just think those songs are better than what this is, but maybe I am in the minority since it's doing well.

 

[Mikal]

Am I supposed to find Sam Smith sexy? Because I personally don't

I kind of hate the tone of this. You don't have to find Sam sexy - why would you? - but does that mean they're not allowed to feel their oats? I'm seeing a lot of this "so gross to see Sam trying to be sexy!". Let them live, especially given their obvious weight and self-image struggles leading to this point. Entertainers are not there to service you personally all the time.

 

[bestinase]

They're a queer popstar working in the mainstream so let's just celebrate them being able to feel confident/empowered/feel ha oats like this, even if the song and collaboration itself is literally deranged and satanic.

 

[Vasilios]

It's giving Rick Astley releasing I Want Your Sex.
Who am I kidding though it'd still bop.

 

[BrokenHearts]

This is a bop, the chorus is huge.

Imagine this at the disco.

 

[dontkillmyvibe]

I don't like Sam Smith. I don't like Kim Petras. I should not like this but it's... addicting. I can't stop playing it. Please send help.

 

[Petty Mayonnaise]

Legitimately one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard.

 

[burzacott]

#1 on Spotify Global and also #1 in the UK and US.

What. Is. Going. On? I'm genuinely perplexed. It's a shit song by an artist who hasn't had a hit for years.

 

[johnny_tsunami]

The discourse about Sam being sexy or not is just as shite as the song!

 

[Vasilios]

The main melody being Cry Me A River the “you already know” parts…

 

[2014]

Imagine this at the disco.

Thank God I'm so into staying in right now.