Sam Smith - Gloria

[Island]

Why are they calling their fanbase... Sailors?

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Not the George Michael cosplay!

 

[Tracy Jacks]

Sigh

Here's their performance of it in the Radio 1 Live Lounge...

 

[Laura Vanderbooben]

This precipitous fall from grace....WHEW

 

[kal]

Song title checks out.

 

[believeagain]

Absolutely demonic.

 

[outofstyle]

YIKES

 

[mindtrappa]

Damn, and I thought Slut Pop had reached the depths of being deeply unsexy

 

[SunshineConcubine]

Kim Petras do a song that isn't just listing brands of shoe challenge.

 

[impossibleprincess]

The song is just as pathetic as i expected

 

[xOJakeXo]

Seriously wretched.

 

[Nadine Is My BFF]

The way I can’t make out a single word they’re singing in the chorus, apart from “body shop” and “unholy”…

 

[Aidan]

Embarrassing for everyone involved in the creation of this song.

The chorus made me laugh out loud and how hilariously awful it is in trying to be something.

 

[Marquis]

HOE EE OH EE OME indeed.

 

[mindtrappa]

Anyway

 

[Andy French]

Kim's verse

 

[Lapras]

 

[Andy French]

The constant anchor imagery and calling their fans "sailors" is most likely album related but at this current moment, with no context, it just comes off baffling to me

 

[bestinase]

Capitol's finance manager on her last day signing off Kim's flights and hotel, a full band, backing singers and an entire choir for a single Live Lounge performance of one of the worst songs of the year

 

[mindtrappa]

Sam was still queer when they dropped these BOPS






Couldn’t tell you where the taste went. I thought this was a classy party

 

[popzone]

Yeah this is...horrible. That opening ten seconds is enough for me to never press play again. The echo effect on Sam's vocals is certainly a choice.