Shirlena Johnson

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David_X

I perhaps wouldn't care so much but the woman's got a kid. It's just...uncomfortable. I don't feel like I should be enjoying her performances.
 
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JadeFan

I didn't enjoy any of her performances and I don't find them funny or anything. It's wrong to do so, I think.
 
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swinginglondontown

Rewatching it, Simon Cowell might regret saying:

"You know what I love about you? You're fantastically nuts."

I also love Dermot bouncing baby Mariah around while her mother fakes an orgasm on stage.

I wish she would have made the live shows. She could have done Pull Up To The Bumper.
 
IMHO

IMHO

Just watched those other performences, more of the same it would seem. Definitely something of a one trick pony and the trick's not really up to much!

She definitely would have been the Jedward of this series, "Alright, we've all had a good laugh now let the actual contestants have a go"!
 
JonBcn

JonBcn

Oh, practically everyone's a one-trick pony this season anyway.

I dont think the fact that she has a kid means it's uncomfortable to watch or that what she does is wrong. Madonna has a kid and no-one says anything when she's dry humping a crucifix or getting some lesbian tongue action. Shirlena obviously has fun with her performances, and I enjoyed them too. I repeat, her performance was no more "bonkers" than something by Yoko Ono.
 
Unsayshuhbul

Unsayshuhbul

Something about those videos remind me of some seedy freak show thing, like the Elephant Man, I think it's the walls.

She actually scares me, the close-up of the face is nightmare endusing.
 
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ChristopherP

How about we have a second twist tonight? All 16 acts are eliminated and for the remaining 9 weeks The X Factor is turned into The Shirlena Johnson Show which would culminate with the Christmas release of her hotly anticipated version of Bad Romance?
 
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OhYeah

citoig said:
Good to see people have evolved past rolling up to the freakshow and gawking at people who need help...
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We're not gawking, I genuinely enjoyed her version of Mercy. And if anyone needs help it's those clowns that got through. I refuse to believe that poor Shirlena is more unstable than Aiden the creep.
 
citoig

citoig

You're comparing a man who makes odd faces while singing to a woman who has admitted, then denied having mental issues?

Let's be honest, being under the pressure of the show is bad enough for fully fit people (and I have my doubts about a couple of the ones that are through already), but imagine putting that poor woman through? When the Jedward-style backlash happened (and let's be honest, it would have happened), I'd be very worried she would not be able to deal with it, and have a SuBo or Nadia BB style breakdown.
 
citoig

citoig

ChristopherP said:
citoig said:
Good to see people have evolved past rolling up to the freakshow and gawking at people who need help...
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Bit rich coming from someone with Britney in their avatar?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Look again, kiddo. Nice try though. Good to see you're engaging with the post, rather than the poster.
 
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