"Show us what you got!"

[jinzo]

We are 4 episodes in, and Kelly Rowland has still not uttered these precious words.

THIS IS A CONSPIRACY, PEOPLE.

 

[Lost In Japan.]

They've stopped showing it in promos!

 

[Fire]

She does it in her yellow top doesn't she?

 

[Gasoline]

A travelling wig salesman has a good deal on?

I've died.

 

[Lost In Japan.]

Wait, has it really not been shown?!

You know what to do...

 

[Mushroom]

Oh my god. Boycotting the show.

 

[jinzo]

100,000 signatures!

 

[Lost In Japan.]

BROKEN BRITAIN.

 

[Alphableat]

I'm actually pissed off.

 

[LetsGetToIt]

OMG! ITV had better get it together! They teased us with this moment of fierceness and even with Xtra Factor, they couldn't manage to find time for it?

SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT!

 

[SilverSurfer]

This turned out be extremely meta, didn't it.

 

[facesincondensation]

Where was Louis storming off aswell? I don't get it

 

[Vashetti]

I'm sure they used the clip at the start of tonight's show.

It's a conspiracy.

 

[Lost In Japan.]

I'm sure they used the clip at the start of tonight's show.

It's a conspiracy.

I could have sworn I heard it yesterday too!

Maybe she'll say it in the final.

 

[Big Bang]

I have a theory that what we saw was actually a glimpse of a parallel universe, a tiny fracture in space and time opened up by extreme fiereness (the most powerful force in the universe) for Kelly Rowlegend (that's what she's called over there) to grace our TV screens for 2 seconds; instructing someone, or something to show her what they have.

 

[Leopold]

Maybe she recorded it specially, just to make things more exciting, and not during an actual audition?

Or otherwise it was part of a bad audition that they cut out.

 

[Vashetti]

I have a theory that what we saw was actually a glimpse of a parallel universe, a tiny fracture in space and time opened up by extreme fiereness (the most powerful force in the universe) for Kelly Rowlegend (that's what she's called over there) to grace our TV screens for 2 seconds; instructing someone, or something to show her what they have.

Amazing.

 

[Tribal Spaceman]

I have a theory that what we saw was actually a glimpse of a parallel universe, a tiny fracture in space and time opened up by extreme fiereness (the most powerful force in the universe) for Kelly Rowlegend (that's what she's called over there) to grace our TV screens for 2 seconds; instructing someone, or something to show her what they have.

Is that the universe from Doctor Who with the Cybermen? I bet Beyoncé and Michelle got converted and she rose to stardom as the true Survivor of Destiny's Child.

 

[Big Bang]

Indeed, the song Upgrade U has a new meaning over there.