#soon! Part Un - The 60s-00s Girl Band Debut Breakthrough Rate

Um, am I missing something here? For some acts you "only" provide a tv live recording of their hit? No matter how exciting the performances may be, the audio is sure to be different than the actual singles. (Well, I'm only about 2/3 through the sixties and there's already been two such instances... Should we expect more along the way?)


Other than that, I'm mightily impressed by the sheer wilyness of this project. See, a few years ago an enthousiastic newbie got all excited about POPjustice and how much fun it might be to rate a bunch of sixties debut singles together - you know, complete with The Ronettes, The Marvelettes, The Crystals, Cilla Black, Sonny & Cher, etc - i.e. songs with a higher quality average of any PJ rate ever... but only two people enrolled (including the host), as people just weren't interested in discovering any songs from "before their time".

But now, you're practically forcing everybody to check out the old stuff too, as they have an inbuilt need to defend the honor of Spice Girls and Pussycat Dolls and whatnot... I applaud you crafty lil devils!
 
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Sorry @Russron, I went for youtube links that were available in my region (Australia). If you'd like to provide some alternatives for certain ones, please feel free to and I will add them in! :) Thanks for pointing that out by the way, I didn't realise there were obvious discrepancies...Craftiness certainly is a quality both @londonrain and myself share!

Also, the Spotify list has all the normal single versions to it! :)
 
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Other than that, I'm mightily impressed by the sheer wilyness of this project. See, a few years ago an enthousiastic newbie got all excited about POPjustice and how much fun it might be to rate a bunch of sixties debut singles together - you know, complete with The Ronettes, The Marvelettes, The Crystals, Cilla Black, Sonny & Cher, etc - i.e. songs with a higher quality average of any PJ rate ever... but only two people enrolled (including the host), as people just weren't interested in discovering any songs from "before their time".

Aw, I would have loved that rate! I'm going to be pulling for a lot of the '60s songs here.
 
I hope no-one's got any attachment to Las Ketchup, because I'm zeroing them at the moment.
Ah, but that must mean you're just unable to appreciate all the intricacies and hidden meanings!
And I'm not just talking about the Rapper's Delight thang that seemed to be a big revelation at Buzzfeed last year - some 15 years after everybody else had gotten it: https://www.buzzfeed.com/danielacad...finally-been?utm_term=.ysNY21LX7D#.xyQNwpbgvV
No, I'm referring to its devious satanic message to make your blood curdle, brrrr. This study circulated in the sorcerers mail groups and forums from the very beginning:
Probably most of you haven't realized the true meaning of this
particular song. Because as native English speakers, it's hard to
understand a song in a different language, and even worse, in a
bad mixture of English, Spanish and demonic hidden messages!
That's right, it's widely known (especially in the Hispanic world
[because they can understand it]) that this song praises Satan.
And even worse, it predicts his coming to this world in an apparent
Apocalypse.

These girls defend themselves from those statements, claiming that
' they were trying to sing in English, but as they can't (because
they don't know the language) they sing what they think is an
English song'. [Yeah right!]. Or things like that, in fact there
are several versions of why the song has an understandable part,
which is in no language at all.

The point is that these previously unknown and untalented girls
with this demonic anthem have soared to the height of the
popularity charts and topped the most heard charts AROUND THE
WORLD! Let's begin with the analysis:


In the Spanish speaking countries the debate is really a hard one.
Some say: "let's avoid it because it's a demonic song", but others
: "let's hear and love it because it's a demonic song". ?!?!

So it's up to you, whether you want to be a Satan follower and
prepare the grounds for his coming. Or fight them, (Satan and the
New World Order).

In English the song says:

Look at what's coming at the turn of the corner (interpreted as a
prophecy of the evil coming), Diego (Diego seldom taken as the
devil) comes dancing rumba.

With the Moon in the pupils, (of course it's at night if the Moon
is up) and his ocean blue suit (according to the occultists, blue
is Satan's favorite color) ' go smuggled remains' ? (this is the
best English translation of this part, because even in Spanish it
doesn't make any sense).[smuggle, related to illegality] and where
not even a soul fits in (this is understood as The Hell) he
squeezes in to give himself pleasure, possessed by the Ragadanga
rhythm.(ragadanga has no meaning in Spanish, could be an occultist
thing). And the DJ who knows him plays the midnight hymn, (hour in
which satanic rituals and sacrifices take place), for Diego the
most desired song.

And he dances, and he ENJOYS it (in Spanish the word 'gozar' is
more related to pleasure, than just enjoy), and he sings it. (Then
comes the unintelligible part, which makes no sense, not even
trying to analyze it from the Spanish or English phonetics as full
words).

Aserej? ja, de je, de jebe tu de jebere sebiunouva, majabi an de
bugui an de buididipi. [But, analyzed in parts, the word
aserej?could be taken by it's sound in Spanish as "being an
heretic", ja (they're the acronym for Jehovah in the Bible); de je, de jebe tu de jebere
(which could be understood as stop being yourself, or leave your
being). Put together:

" an heretic being Jehovah, stop being yourself, or leave your
being".

It continues with the word majabi, which relates to 'bajan' in
Spanish 'to go down'. Read backwards, 'an de', modifies to 'han
de' 'are to'. Bugui an de buididipi (these last words were found
to be forms of 'guide' in Spanish. The part 'gui' is formed from
our 'we'.

So, the hidden message in this stanza is:"(they) come down [bajan]
and are to guide us (we) [y han de guiarnos]. It's not a matter of
witchcraft, that I find him very (wrongly spelled in Spanish, from
'todos'='every', to 'tonlos'='(kind of) 'every' but is related to
an old

Spanish form of the word 'Sin') day, on the path I'm walking.
Diego 'has attractiveness' (that's the most appropriate translation, and
remember that Lucifer was a beautiful angel) and that point of
happiness afro gipsy rastafari (both terms related to tribes,
esoterism, sacrifices, cards, fortune telling, etc).

These are the facts, and given the present conditions of this
post-September 11 world, there's no doubt that the widely
announced Apocalypses is coming. These girls are just trying to
take the best out of it while they can. And sure they are! They
are profiting in the millions of dollars.
So BOW to the evil genius that is Aséréjé!
(Also, the girls have genius bloodline to boot - being the daughters of the flamenco guitar wizard Tomatito... Geddit? Little Tomato --> Ketchup)
 
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