Spotify's 'Your 2020 Wrapped'

Yas reward us for our hard work!

 

This isn’t Wrapped... it’s lowkey better

 

Just did this and it kept making comments about how much Dua Lipa I listen to...I was like, ok but where are the reads?!

 

When it told me I’m too obsessed with “women of a certain age”

 

You're-wearing-the-Chromatica-Jockstrap-aren't-you? bad
women-of-a-certain-age-stan bad

 

It questioned me liking Demi Lovato - Really Don’t Care!

Spoiler

> Your spotify was britney-in-vegas-wet-ass-tay-tay-fangirl bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Britney Spears, WAP (feat. Megan Thee Stallion), and Taylor Swift for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> cavity-inducing-sweet-pop bad

> women-of-a-certain-age-stan bad

> albanian-pop-agenda bad

> dula-peep bad

> former-child-star bad

> Unfortunately that's not all I learned:

You listen to these tracks too much:

• Swimming In The Stars by Britney Spears
• Prisoner by Miley Cyrus
• Midnight Sky by Miley Cyrus
• Adore You by Jessie Ware
• Only Love by Katy Perry

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

• Britney Spears
• Taylor Swift
• Katy Perry
• Kylie Minogue
• Rina Sawayama

You are 39% basic. You listen to a few unique things, but most of it is what everybody else listens to, like Ariana Grande and The Weeknd..

You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?

Analysis finally complete.

I need to go sit in silence for a second.

Shutting down.

 

I like seeing what combo of words it’ll put together to describe your taste. My friend got “ARTPOP apologist” nn

 

Why does this A.I. sound exactly like my boyfriend?

 

I got a rating of 25% basic and I feel like that’s pretty spot on really.

 

I’m 29% bashiquë

Poor Normani can’t catch a break.

 

My Apple Music using ass being saved from being read to filth for how much I listened to Chromatica this year

 

sad knowledge worker asdfghffsjvjdjgd

 

Not “Selena vocals apologists” scream.

 

Okay I almost peed my pants laughing at this. They asked me to Fuck, Marry, Kill between Ariana Grande, Tommy Genesis, and Charli XCX. What the fuck? But the decision was easy.

I lost it at "lilith-fair bad" right next to "twerk-skills-on-legendary bad". Yeah sounds about right.

 

You're stuck in the early 2010s. You must have peaked right around Rina Sawayama's RINA.






GOODBYE!

 

This went in on me and I loved it "Your spotify was aging-britney-fan-pills-are-kicking-in-wet-ass bad." Howling loved this.

 

Anti-Comeback Corneres be like:

 

This AI told me that my taste in music is dula-peep-escape-room-wet-ass-k-pop-aficionado-cling-clang-pots-and-pans-music-upscale-myspace-music-artisanal-coffee-shop bad. I am screaming.