There was a lot of buzz around this from the Wrapped round up a few weeks back, so I think the AI is taking the piss out of it by putting it in every result: https://www.thefader.com/2020/12/02...rapped-explanation-every-noise-glenn-mcdonald https://www.papermag.com/spotify-wrapped-music-genres-escape-room-2649122474.html
> Your spotify was dula-peep-escape-room-wet-ass bad. > Thank your obsessions with Dua Lipa, escape room, and WAP (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) for that. > Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was... > k-pop-aficionado bad > cling-clang-pots-and-pans-music bad > upscale-myspace-music bad > artisanal-coffee-shop bad > Unfortunately that's not all I learned: You listen to these tracks too much: Lovesick Girls by BLACKPINK up to something by Ruel Chemicals by SG Lewis Cold Feet by Ryan Hemsworth Play Fight (with Tinashe) by THEY. You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: Charli XCX Terror Jr BROCKHAMPTON BANKS Tinashe You are 26% basic. You're trying to be cool with PNK FME, but your favorites are the same as everybody else's... You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right? That's it. I'm done. I need to go sit in silence for a second. Shutting down.
"You are 19% basic. You're trying to be cool with Latoya Jackson, but your favorites are the same as everybody else's" The bot low-key stans La Toya! This bot's alright after all.
> Your spotify was you've-gotten-into-fights-over-divas-mom-and-dads-date-night-oh-na-na bad. > Thank your obsessions with Mariah Carey, neo soul, and Rihanna for that. > Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was... > twitter-fighting bad > dua-little-dance bad > your-gen-x-is-showing bad > escape-room bad > hxcore-falsetto bad > But wait, it gets worse: You listen to these tracks too much: Sweet Melody by Little Mix Love Hangover / Heartbreaker - Live by Mariah Carey Touch by Little Mix Experience by Victoria Monét Not a Pop Song by Little Mix You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: Mariah Carey Britney Spears Girls Aloud The Weeknd The Saturdays You are 25% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Changing Faces. Nobody's fooled.. You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like Into You by Ariana Grande and Can't Feel My Face by The Weeknd. That's it. I'm done. I guess the important thing is that your music makes you feel good... Shutting down. _____ You only listen to Obama-era jams? Ouch!
I got 25% basic! Apparently I only listen to Obama-era jams... What's an escape room? I don't know her.
okay but fuck marry kill Taylor, Joni or Tori? What kind of hellish question was that? But other than that it says no lie. Spoiler > Your spotify wasswiftie-fangirl-lilith-fair-cottagecore bad. > Thank your obsessions with TaylorSwift, lilith (e.g., Joni Mitchell andPatty Griffin), and Folklore for that. > Based on your listening habits, I canalso tell you your spotify was... > still-watching-vh1-divas-live-clipsbad > cavity-inducing-sweet-pop bad > tommy-bahama bad > mom-and-dads-date-night bad > manic-pixie-dream-girl bad > Unfortunately that's not all Ilearned: You listen to these tracks too much: Tell Him by Ms. Lauryn Hill I Won't Be Home For Christmas by Poppy When It Don't Come Easy by Patty Griffin Rowing Song by Patty Griffin Comeback by Carly Rae Jepsen You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: Mariah Carey Taylor Swift Joni Mitchell Tori Amos Patty Griffin You are 19% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Juliette & The Licks. Nobody's fooled.. You're too trendy for your own good.You only listen to music made in the last year like Comeback by Carly Rae Jepsen and I Won't Be Home For Christmas by Poppy. That's it. I'm done. I guess the important thing is that your music makes you feel good..
I’m just upset the AI made me kill Madonna. I mean, obviously I’m going to fuck Dua and marry Florence, what choice did I have?
Madonna's never going to die though so if you 'kill' her it's probably like 'killing Kenny' and she'll carry on.
I had to kill Carly Rae Jepsen. I felt bad, but it made the most sense. She seems the most likely to drive by my house in the middle of the night, make dramatic insinuations based on the location of my car or bike, and murder me in cold blood if I didn’t get to it first.
Mine said this with Rachel Stevens dd. I guess something that's completely forgotten technically is "obscure."
I also got trying to be cool with Holly Valance. I’m sure Footprints got a 10.0 from Pitchfork... *mwah*
