Thank god I'm not the only one.
I was obsessed with them. I bought every single, every album, every piece of merchandise, went to nearly all the tours, even 'nearly' appeared in the You'll Be Sorry video (and what a shitty day that was, Steps fans).
I knew every dance routine perfect - even the 'rare' ones like Love U More and Baby Don't Dance. Looking back at 1998 all I can remember for the next three years is taping endless TV shows where they performed to perfect the routines for when I went out to the provincial gay clubs of yesteryear and run screaming through the crowd onto the podium at the faint whiff of a Steps record.
And now? Well. I can't stand them. The only two tracks I can even listen to are After The Love Has Gone (their 'Day Before You Came') and Paradise Lost, which really should have been a single. The others just all sound so cheap, tinny and have dated horrifically. I shudder at how embarrassing I must have looked, and how all those late-teen-queens got so caught up in the whole phenomenon, even so far as writing message board essays on how Deeper Shade Of Blue was Steps' 'growing up' record and would show the world they had matured.
They were rubbish, and they knew it. Back then that's what endeared me to them. "Oh they're camp, oh they love their gay fans, oh this is what being gay is all about." Now I can see how cynical and ridiculous the whole thing was. They didn't care about their 'fans' whatever they were, going on about how they loved doing G-A-Y and were grateful for them for giving them success. Oh please, they realised they had struck gold at not being actually very good but everyone buying into it.
I dread them now. 'Tragedy' got played at a wedding I went to the other month, and a friend who didn't know better tried to pull me onto the dancefloor. I had to leave the room for fear of losing it.
I wish I could understand why I loved them so much. I don't even want a comeback tour - everyone would realise the horror of how awful and embarrassing they actually were.