Taylor Swift - The Tortured Poets Department

[Eskapism]

I see she is working hard on perfecting being an evil villain in preparation for Reputation TV being released this autumn.

 

[HairBodyFace]

Remember that time some journalists speculated that she was a Conservative (I still do) turning a blind eye on neonazis who were using her as a mascot and, instead of simply saying she was, you know, decent and maybe even a democrat, she took them to court?

Capitalism queen <3

That situation was 7/8 years ago (and she didn't take anyone to court).....she's acknowledged why she was silent during that time and regrets it. She's made it clear that she doesn't stand for any of that stuff.

She's flat out said she's liberal quite a few times, even helped campaign for Biden in 2020. I mean, conservatives even believe Taylor is some sort of pawn by the Democrats to win the election this year. Why would you think she's conservative?

 

[Andy French]

ijbolml

 

[Subspace]

Remember that time some journalists speculated that she was a Conservative (I still do) turning a blind eye on neonazis who were using her as a mascot and, instead of simply saying she was, you know, decent and maybe even a democrat, she took them to court?

Capitalism queen <3

Any excuse to mentions this all time iconic post courtesy of @Sanctuary !

Some fan: *uses Redbubble to make a t-shirt with some lyrics*
Team Swift: Why do you hate intellectual property? Respect art!
Some 11-year-old: *uses one of her songs in a Youtube video*
Team Swift: Why do you hate intellectual property? Respect art!
Apple: We're not paying you more royalties.
Taylor: Why do you hate songwriters? Someone has to take a stand & that'll be me
Spotify: We're not letting you put your album as premium-only.
Taylor: Why do you hate the art of music itself? I'm a soldier for what's right & I must speak out.
Tina Fey: *makes a joke*
Taylor: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. No one knows my journey. No one knows my story.
Nicki Minaj: MTV hates and doesn't care about black women.
Taylor: ...are you pitting women against each other? I never thought you'd do that. Try #feminism.
Kanye West: Taylor said this song I played her would be really shocking so I ma--
Taylor: I said no such thing. I would never let a man call me a bitch. My career represents a journey and a symbol for women everywhere. You will never terrorize me with your misogyny no more, Kanye!
Kim: She's lying about my husband.
Selena as Taylor holds a gun to her head: WHEN WILL WE DISCUSS REAL ISSUES??
Katy: Swish swish.
Ruby Rose as Taylor holds a gun to her head: *incoherent tweeting*
Black twitter: *breathes*
Joseph Kahn as Taylor holds a gun to his head: When did we start making it cool to put a successful woman down???

vs.

The owner of Daily Stormer: Taylor is a symbol of white genetic excellence. She herself is most definitely a secret neo-nazi and her apolitical nature is her knowing the plight of conservatives in this country. Once we win the culture war, she'll come out as proud of her people.
Team Swift: *slowly moves bang* I don't know if that needs any kinda immediate response, y'know?

Like... bruh.

 

[Euphoria]

Okay, I'm now willing to forgive her for suing the broke college kid because she drunkenly terrorized Boygenius. /s

 

[Remyky22]

Okay, I'm now willing to forgive her for suing the broke college kid because she drunkenly terrorized Boygenius. /s

Oh that must be the start of her campaign for Biden 2024!

 

[Eskapism]

“Billionaires usually being conservatives, no matter what they tell you publicly”-shocker.

 

[Verandi]

Why would you think she's conservative?

She's a billionaire.

 

[Jonathan27]

There are enough things to dunk on without assuming she's conservative. At least needlessly extrapolate on things from 2017 when she's in the reputation (TV) era!

I can't believe I'm saying this but can we go back to talking about carbon emissions?

 

[happiestgirl]

If Taylor is conservative because she's incredibly rich, then many of our faves on here (Madonna, Ariana, Rihanna, Beyonce, Gaga, Dolly Parton...) are also conservative. I don't really think this is a conversation worth having.

 

[Remyky22]

Her carbon emissions were the last genuinely interesting piece of news I've read about her in the last ten years or so. I could give a fuck about Kelsi Kelsi, Hairy Style, Micropeen or her claiming that a student posting public information is causing her "irreparable harm", give me those memes of Taylor taking her jet to McDonalds drive-in cause they forgot the ranch dressing!

 

[man.tis.shrimp]

Are we just making fun of people with micropenises now? Is that kosher? Where did this come from...

 

[Laura Vanderbooben]

Okay, I'm now willing to forgive her for suing the broke college kid because she drunkenly terrorized Boygenius. /s

I'm not gonna analyze body language and read lips and whatnot cause whooOooooOOoOo cares really, but the way her giant self has to squat down to speak to Julien Baker as if she were talking to a child is killing me

It's giving my favorite pic of all time:

 

[huntypoo]

My estrogen-saturated ass thinking "loml" was 10ml dd.

"Fortnight feat. Post Malone" sounds like something I dreamed. She's coming for Emily Montes' Roblox crown!

 

[Euphoria]

 

[FrogSipTea.Gif]

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Might be there, might not be.

And I'm a very casual Taylor fan, but this shit is getting silly.

 

[Euphoria]

I thought it was an obvious joke ddd. My bad!

 

[P'NutButter]

Not gonna lie I do end up stanning her more when she is on a villain streak.

 

[Monado]

fffff

 

[Heartthrob]

"Fortnight feat. Post Malone" sounds like something I dreamed. She's coming for Emily Montes' Roblox crown!

There's only one true pop queen of Roblox tho!