The 90's US One-Hit Wonders Rate: WINNER REVEALED - Goodbye, farewell and amen

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

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What's happening, ladies and gentlemen, it's ya boy Ironheade, and oh man, wasn't that 90's Billboard #1's rate just a barrel of laughs? Seriously, I cannot thank everybody who voted in that enough for the sheer infectious fun that was in the atmosphere for that one, sharing their love for the songs all the way through, shading the crap out of the worse entries, and with all sorts of hilarious commentary that made it a joy to read. Thanks again to you guys, special thanks to my lovely guest hosts who picked up the slack as the second half wore on, amazing stuff. And I'm hoping to see some of you again for this one...

But what is this? Glad you asked! At one point during the conversation in the first half (1990-1994), the lovely @iheartpoptarts mentioned the idea of a rate for 90's one-hit wonders in passing. And I thought... well, after that rate is done, why not? You guys might not know this, but the idea of the one-hit wonder has always been something of a fascination for me - just the fact of someone being in the spotlight for such a brief moment in time draws my attention. I'm not quite sure what it is, but I've always been interested in what these artists did before and after their brief moment in the spotlight, and why they couldn't sustain it. You dig deep, you usually find something interesting there. Not to mention, this decade was one of the most fertile breeding grounds for one-hit wonders in musical history, and iconic ones in a lot of different styles at that, or at least so it's always seemed to me. All the ingredients are well in place for a fun trip down memory lane, in other words! But my hope is that for you guys, this rate will not just be fun, but educational: I'll be doing deep dives into the history of these one-hit wonders, doing li'l overviews of their previous and further careers, and finding out what they're up to these days. Strap in, because for some of them, you're in for a pretty wild ride.

So, what songs made the cut for the list and what didn't? Because the thing is, the term "one-hit wonder" is one with a somewhat fuzzy definition, and there aren't really any hard-and-fast rules as to what counts and what doesn't. Even if you look at which ones were the biggest chart hits, it doesn't help you out much: after all, there's songs that topped the charts and are forgotten, and others that are considered classics but peaked much lower down. So I think I had better explain my criteria. My definition of "one-hit wonder", for this rate's purposes, is any artist who had one single in the Top 40 of the Hot 100 or Radio Songs chart and no more; furthermore, the song must have been released either on album or as a single between 1 January 1990 and 31 December 1999, or peaked on the chart within those dates. (Some of these entries did not make the Top 40, but were included on the basis of iconic status or being well-known from other media.) Keep in mind, also, that for simplicity's sake, this is purely a rate of American one-hit wonders, so any of these artists having hits in other countries, or being foreign artists who were big in their own country but only crossed over to the States once, would not count against their case for inclusion. And yes, some of them are critically-acclaimed or cult-favourite artists otherwise, but if they only had one pop crossover hit, I'd still let them in (with the exception of some whose other material is just too well-known despite a lack of singles chart success). At the suggestion of @berserkboi elsewhere, I also left out anything that was in my 90's #1's rate, for the simple reason that anything I have to say about any of those songs was already said there.

Whittling down the list was a heck of a challenge, not gonna lie (thanks to @DJHazey for help with the editing!), but I eventually got it down to 70. That's a pretty good number, I think: enough to hit all the big ones that would have you guys going "Where the hell is _____?!" if they were absent, and leave room for some lesser hits that are nevertheless personal favourites, and ensure a good spread in terms of genre diversity. Obviously, I could never have included every single one-hit wonder of this decade, seeing as that would have produced a list of about 200 songs, so... yeah, some songs just got unlucky. Feel free to have a good old chat about any faves that didn't get in!

That's the fun part out of the way. Time for the obligatory edition of

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Usual PJ rate rules apply. So, for those not familiar...

1) Listen to all of the songs listed in the post below, and give them each a score between 0 and 10. Decimals are OK, but should be limited to .1s and .25s (.1, .2, .25, .3, etc.)
2) You each have access to a single 11 to bestow upon your absolute fave. Use it wisely! (PS. No decimals between 10 and 11 allowed.)
3) Once you're done with your rating, PM your scores in to myself, with the songs in the order listed in the post below.
4) Commentary and/or shade, as ever, is greatly encouraged. The more the merrier, of course.
5) Rate whichever version you want of any of these songs. Album versions, single versions, video mixes - whichever you like!
6) No troll ballots please. We're all here to have a good time, a'ight?

Well, that should just about cover everything.

You now have until
SUNDAY 17 DECEMBER
to get your votes in.

Enjoy!​
 
SONG LIST
(in chronological order, roughly)


SPOTIFY PLAYLIST
(Note: "Flagpole Sitta" is not on Spotify.)

If any of these links don't work for you, let me know and I'll add an alternate link.

Just a Friend - Biz Markie
Epic - Faith No More
Groove Is In the Heart - Deee-Lite
Wicked Game - Chris Isaak (ALTERNATE LINK)
I Touch Myself - Divinyls
Silent Lucidity - Queensryche
Walking in Memphis - Marc Cohn
There She Goes - The La's
The One and Only - Chesney Hawkes
Life is a Highway - Tom Cochrane

Jump Around - House of Pain
Would I Lie to You? - Charles and Eddie
Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like Dat) - Digable Planets
Sleeping Satellite - Tasmin Archer
Show Me Love - Robin S
Whoomp! (There It Is) - Tag Team
What's Up? - 4 Non Blondes
Slam - Onyx
I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers
No Rain - Blind Melon

What is Love? - Haddaway
Cannonball - The Breeders
Cantaloop - Us3
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test Dummies
Fade Into You - Mazzy Star
You Gotta Be - Des'ree
Freak Like Me - Adina Howard
Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
I Wish - Skee-Lo
I Got 5 On It - Luniz

A Girl Like You - Edwyn Collins
Possum Kingdom - Toadies
One of Us - Joan Osborne
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something
In the Meantime - Spacehog
Flood - Jars of Clay
Pepper - Butthole Surfers
Counting Blue Cars - Dishwalla
Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money in My Hand - Primitive Radio Gods
My Boo - Ghost Town DJs

Ready to Go - Republica
Mouth - Merril Bainbridge
Lovefool - The Cardigans
Let Me Clear My Throat - DJ Kool
Your Woman - White Town
Barely Breathing - Duncan Sheik
The Freshmen - The Verve Pipe
Return of the Mack - Mark Morrison
Bitch - Meredith Brooks
How Bizarre - OMC

All for You - Sister Hazel
The Impression That I Get - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Criminal - Fiona Apple
Brick - Ben Folds Five
Bitter Sweet Symphony - The Verve
Sex and Candy - Marcy Playground
Closing Time - Semisonic
Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger
Crush - Jennifer Paige
Save Tonight - Eagle-Eye Cherry

You Get What You Give - New Radicals
Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) - Baz Luhrmann
What It's Like - Everlast
My Own Worst Enemy - Lit
Better Days (And the Bottom Drops Out) - Citizen King
She's So High - Tal Bachman
Steal My Sunshine - Len
Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65
The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
I Try - Macy Gray

Just a Friend - Biz Markie
Epic - Faith No More
Groove Is In the Heart - Deee-Lite
Wicked Game - Chris Isaak
I Touch Myself - Divinyls
Silent Lucidity - Queensryche
Walking in Memphis - Marc Cohn
There She Goes - The La's
The One and Only - Chesney Hawkes
Life is a Highway - Tom Cochrane

Jump Around - House of Pain
Would I Lie to You? - Charles and Eddie
Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like Dat) - Digable Planets
Sleeping Satellite - Tasmin Archer
Show Me Love - Robin S
Whoomp! (There It Is) - Tag Team
What's Up? - 4 Non Blondes
Slam - Onyx
I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers
No Rain - Blind Melon

What is Love? - Haddaway
Cannonball - The Breeders
Cantaloop - Us3
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test Dummies
Fade Into You - Mazzy Star
You Gotta Be - Des'ree
Freak Like Me - Adina Howard
Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
I Wish - Skee-Lo
I Got 5 On It - Luniz

A Girl Like You - Edwyn Collins
Possum Kingdom - Toadies
One of Us - Joan Osborne
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something
In the Meantime - Spacehog
Flood - Jars of Clay
Pepper - Butthole Surfers
Counting Blue Cars - Dishwalla
Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money in My Hand - Primitive Radio Gods
My Boo - Ghost Town DJs

Ready to Go - Republica
Mouth - Merril Bainbridge
Lovefool - The Cardigans
Let Me Clear My Throat - DJ Kool
Your Woman - White Town
Barely Breathing - Duncan Sheik
The Freshmen - The Verve Pipe
Return of the Mack - Mark Morrison
Bitch - Meredith Brooks
How Bizarre - OMC

All for You - Sister Hazel
The Impression That I Get - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Criminal - Fiona Apple
Brick - Ben Folds Five
Bitter Sweet Symphony - The Verve
Sex and Candy - Marcy Playground
Closing Time - Semisonic
Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger
Crush - Jennifer Paige
Save Tonight - Eagle-Eye Cherry

You Get What You Give - New Radicals
Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) - Baz Luhrmann
What It's Like - Everlast
My Own Worst Enemy - Lit
Better Days (And the Bottom Drops Out) - Citizen King
She's So High - Tal Bachman
Steal My Sunshine - Len
Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65
The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
I Try - Macy Gray
 
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THE GRAND UNIFIED LIST OF ELIMINATIONS

70. Cotton Eye Joe - 3.866
69. Slam - 4.166
68. Possum Kingdom - 4.242
67. Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) - 4.489
66. Just a Friend - 4.568
65. The Freshmen - 4.670
64. Whoomp! (There It Is) - 4.955
63. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - 5.092
62. Barely Breathing - 5.113
61. Let Me Clear My Throat - 5.126

60. All for You - 5.142
59. Better Days (And the Bottom Drops Out) - 5.161
58. Silent Lucidity - 5.191
57. Sex and Candy - 5.236
56. Flood - 5.266
55. Life is a Highway - 5.355
54. Pepper - 5.397
53. I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - 5.405
52. The One and Only - 5.537
51. In the Meantime - 5.575

50. The Impression That I Get - 5.705
49. Counting Blue Cars - 5.729
48. Epic - 5.755
47. No Rain - 5.788
46. Flagpole Sitta - 5.961
45. My Own Worst Enemy - 5.974
44. Brick - 5.997
43. Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money in My Hand - 6.000
42. Walking in Memphis - 6.082
41. Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia) - 6.095

40. What It's Like - 6.229
39. She's So High - 6.271
38. I Got 5 On It - 6.326
37. The Bad Touch - 6.336
36. Cannonball - 6.342
35. My Boo - 6.489
34. I Wish - 6.503
33. Breakfast at Tiffany's - 6.520
32. Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like Dat) - 6.571
31. Mouth - 6.587

30. Jump Around - 6.621
29. Closing Time - 6.625
28. Would I Lie to You? - 6.725
27. One of Us - 6.737
26. Blue (Da Ba Dee) - 6.763
25. What's Up? - 7.011
24. How Bizarre - 7.054
23. Save Tonight - 7.172
22. There She Goes - 7.251
21. Return of the Mack - 7.322

20. Freak Like Me - 7.580
19. A Girl Like You - 7.664
18. Fade Into You - 7.758
17. I Touch Myself - 7.864
16. You Gotta Be - 7.892
15. Steal My Sunshine - 7.920
14. Wicked Game - 7.947
13. I Try - 8.045
12. Ready to Go - 8.046
11. Bitch - 8.192

10. Sleeping Satellite - 8.300
9. Your Woman - 8.371
8. Criminal - 8.388
7. Show Me Love - 8.471
6. Groove Is In the Heart - 8.497
5. You Get What You Give - 8.511
4. Bitter Sweet Symphony - 8.711
3. What is Love - 8.934
RUNNER UP AND WINNER
 
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Oh my god this is going to be cruel!

I know they won't finish last, but can we at least have the proclaimers in the bottom ten?
Really? Thinking about giving my 11 to them! I still love this song and this album!


The only acceptable winner is, of course, Chesney Hawkes.
Really? When I try and You Get What You Give are on the list?


@Ironheade you will need to count my 11 and my 10s at least 5 times. I‘m a minority here — a taste minority!
 
He/Him
This is one of the most saturated song lists, as far as number of 10s, in rate history. I will have to find a way to limit myself.

I grew up with this music. I plan to download all the songs I have forgotten about from my youth and inject my library with some amazing nostalgia.
Just give everything that deserves a 10 their 10, even if it's half your ballot - otherwise you'll regret not doing if it gets tanked by everyone else! :)
 

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