Phew. At least I can ease off on the overlong writeups for personal faves now, and get back to business as usual for our next group of unfortunates.
I can tell you, they're not sick but they're not well...
46. FLAGPOLE SITTA
Average score: 5.961
Highest scores: 3 x 10 (
@CorgiCorgiCorgi ,
@DJHazey ,
@Andy French )
Lowest scores: 2 x 0 (
@soratami ,
@Daniel_O )
Chart positions: #38 Radio Songs, #32 Mainstream Top 40, #31 Adult Top 40, #3 Modern Rock, #33 Mainstream Rock
Year-End Hot 100: N/A
Who? Oh yeah, them...
Something something
Peep Show. Yeah, I think that's how most of us Brits are going to be most familiar with Harvey Danger: hearing a twenty-second clip of “Flagpole Sitta” played at the beginnings of the amusing antics of Mark and Jez. But there was a lot more to Harvey Danger than that, so let's dig in and see why these nerdy journalists with a surprising knack for a catchy tune couldn't quite get the chance to show that to the world. I live for this shit, people.
When you think of 90's alternative rock, your mind probably can't help but turn to Seattle, all those grunge bands emerging from the fog to change the face of mainstream rock music forever. But the city, and the surrounding environs, had other layers to their musical scenes as well. And it is here, in 1993, that we find a group of four journalism students at the University of Washington, all writers for the campus newspaper, who decided that it might be fun to start a band; they took the name “Harvey Danger” from a piece of graffiti they saw on the wall of the newspaper's office. Right from the beginning, they were a do-it-yourself act in the finest
Our Band Could Be Your Life tradition. None of the members of Harvey Danger were experienced musicians, and they were perpetually short of money, living in a grotty student house together and grinding it out at shithole Seattle clubs. And this leads them to one of the most charming stories about any of the alternative rock bands in this rate, or at least it is in my view, anyhow. Apparently, they were so low-budget that, at their first few shows, their drummer Evan Sult could not afford a proper kit, and compensated by playing on a homemade contraption constructed from a laundry bucket, a pickle jar and three hubcaps. Now that is what I call dedication to the cause. Move over Einsturzende Neubauten, Harvey Danger are the new kings of homemade instruments! (...Wow, I am so proud that I managed to reference Einsturzende Neubauten in a PopJustice rate.)
Although it's not quite as cool as... whatever the hell instrument this is.
Eventually, the band started garnering local popularity, selling their demo tapes at shows and playing regularly at the Crocodile Cafe, one of the staple venues for underground rock in Seattle at the time. So, of course, they started attracting record label attention, and signed to a local independent label named The Arena Rock Recording Company to release their debut album,
Where Have All the Merrymakers Gone?, in 1997. The record was not terribly successful. That is perhaps unsurprising, given that it was an independent release from an unknown band. Some of the record's songs got fairly substantial play on college radio in Seattle and New York, and it sold decently enough in Harvey Danger's hometown, but outside of indie rock circles, the band was still flying under the radar. By the end of 1997, the band were demoralized from the lack of success they were seeing, and were contemplating breaking up.
Inside the house, of course.
But then their lead singer Sean Nelson, whose day job was as a writer for Seattle's alt-weekly
The Stranger, passed a copy of
Merrymakers to a DJ at a Seattle alternative rock station, and “Flagpole Sitta” quickly became the station's most requested song. From there, it spread to the playlist of the influential KROQ in Los Angeles, and it just took off further and further. When Greg Glover, the founder of The Arena Rock Recording Company, was hired by Slash Records, Harvey Danger went over there with him, surprise major label signings with a surprise nationwide sleeper hit. Well done to them.
So what do I think?
8! Aww yeah, gimme that vaguely lo-fi college rock goodness. While Harvey Danger's musical setup by the time of “Flagpole Sitta” may involve less banging on pickle jars than previously, they still sound charmingly ramshackle, in everything from the clomping tom-heavy drumbeat to the thick swaying bassline that barely manages to hold the whole enterprise together, while the guitars still have a thin coating of fuzz even when they don't kick up for the fuzzbox-distorted chorus. And yet, like all the best indie rock of the time, Harvey Danger have a great ability to let hooks emerge naturally from the distortion, with a big bolshy power-pop chorus that's easily the equal of anything from a more polished act, and both the guitar and bass riffs working hard in tandem to infuse the song with an incandescent energy. The wide-eyed, sweat-streaked physicality of Sean Nelson's yelping vocal also adds a great deal to the song, playing excellently with the thumping overdrive of the instrumentation and really putting those lyrics over the top. And yes, the real drawcard for me in “Flagpole Sitta”, a lot more than its good-but-fairly-standard instrumentation or even that catchy and instantly recognizable chorus, is the lyrics. Honestly, they're pretty hard to interpret overall: the most I can really get is something about trying to stay sane in a world gone mad, with side orders of dissatisfaction with the world of indie rock culture and a good dose of psycho-sexual torment. But the lack of a real narrative flow is not remotely bothersome to me. There's plenty of witty and surprising turns of phrase to be pulled from it, when it's all put together, it sounds
bloody good. And that's about all I ask for, really. “Flagpole Sitta”: a cultural touchstone of sorts, memorable for both its film placements and its odd turns of phrase, and deservedly so. Great stuff.
Where Are They Now?™
Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye...
You can probably see, above, that the chart positions for Harvey Danger's one hit were not great overall. Yeah, “Flagpole Sitta” is one of those songs that's more recognizable because it was used in multiple movies and TV shows, rather than because it was a very big hit chart-wise. They got “Flagpole Sitta” placements in
Disturbing Behaviour (alongside fellow one-hit wonder The Flys with “Got You Where I Want You” - oh
shit,
remember that jam?), and famously in
American Pie a couple of years later. The reason why they couldn't get a hit to equal “Flagpole Sitta” was, yep: Because Record Labels Are Dicks. Harvey Danger had wanted “Carlotta Valdez” to be the second single from
Where Have All the Merrymakers Gone?, but the label rejected it in favour of “Private Helicopter” - and their meddling did not pay off, as Harvey Danger's fans mostly saw that as one of the weaker songs on the record, the single didn't chart at all, and the band didn't try again with a third single. (Not that “Private Helicopter” is bad – the entire album is pretty good as a whole actually, good solid indie power-pop that has a lot more depth in Nelson's lyrics than might be immediately apparent.) Instead, they just immediately got to work to write and record their second album
King James Version. The problem is, the pressure was on due to the novelty-hit status of “Flagpole Sitta” and their failed follow-up, and to hear them tell it, the label executives were breathing down their necks the whole time. Sean Nelson has this to say, in a
Stereogum interview for the 20th anniversary of “Flagpole Sitta”, on that album's creation process:
So we started believing that what we needed to do was make a great leap forward, artistically, and do something really ambitious. But, of course, zero of the members of our band had any idea how to do that. And our music was just not that kind of music; we were not virtuosos, we were not deconstructionists, we were quite literally a garage band. The record that came out of it, which is called King James Version, is a record of us pulling against and apart from each other and eventually pulling towards each other. It’s a fucking weird record, but it certainly was no OK Computer, though there are a couple of moments where we obviously are reaching for that kind of faux-epic sound. I’ve listened to King James Version a lot and I don’t know what the hell it sounds like.
So they were not just content to be that band with the one snarky pop-rock hit, and that's good to see. But those ambitions would not quite worm their way out to the general public
just yet. Almost immediately after
King James Version was submitted to their label, Slash/London went into an elaborate process or corporate reshuffling and restructuring. To hear Nelson tell it, Harvey Danger didn't even know what label they were signed to in that period, and an attempt to get the record out on independent label Barsuk, which was just starting up at that time, was thwarted by the threat of a lawsuit. They were also forced to turn down an offer of an opening slot for the Pretenders, due to the lack of support from the record execs to allow them to do it. When
King James Version finally appeared, it was 2000, and Harvey Danger had been moved to their new, fully merged and reorganized label, London/Sire. I shouldn't even need to tell you this, but they then proceeded to barely promote the album, and both it and its single “Sad Sweetheart of the Rodeo” failed to chart. Because Record Labels Are Dicks. Frustrated by the corporate shenanigans and their failure to get a second hit, Harvey Danger quietly disbanded after playing a final show in Seattle in 2001.
During the hiatus, the band members returned to their day jobs, or played in smaller projects. Nelson was the most prominent, playing with another fairly well-known indie rock band called the Long Winters, whose main man John Roderick had formerly been a live guitarist for Harvey Danger, as well as continuing to write for
The Stranger, working as a radio DJ, and becoming a partner in Barsuk Records (which at that time was home to Death Cab for Cutie and Rilo Kiley). It didn't last too long, though. Harvey Danger returned in 2004 for a show at the Crocodile Cafe celebrating their tenth anniversary, and after releasing an EP, they returned the next year with their third album,
Little By Little... In an unusual move, the band actually distributed it as a free download on BitTorrent and as a direct download from their own website, and actually did reasonably well in that arena, as it was downloaded over 100,000 times within two months of its release and they nearly sold out of physical copies. Kill Rock Stars reissued it in physical format in 2006, and Harvey Danger embarked on a tour in support of it. It seemed that Harvey Danger had managed to successfully shake off the mainstream, and find a comfortable niche in the indie rock underground. It was not to be, however, as in 2009, the band members mutually decided to part ways for good, playing their final shows in Seattle in August. A dignified walk off into the sunset later, and pleasant pop-culture memories of “Flagpole Sitta” were all we had.
You've got to understand, we must remain perfect strangers... oh, don't I wish.
Sean Nelson kept writing for
The Stranger, which he had been doing off and on for the entire time that Harvey Danger was active, and he is currently the publication's arts editor and music critic. (...You know what, I think I may have to revise how much I like him. Anybody who allows both Dan Savage
and Lindy West to be published in the same paper as him is not to be trusted, quite frankly.) He also wrote the
33 1/3 book about Joni Mitchell's
Court and Spark... and, according to him, it has consistently been in the bottom 10 in sales for that series, but never mind, eh? And somehow, he's still found time to release a solo album in 2013 (he'd planned one in 2006, a cover album of Harry Nilsson songs charmingly titled
Nelson Sings Nilsson, but it never saw the light of day); he's also performed with the likes of Robyn Hitchcock, Death Cab for Cutie and
OHW CROSSOVER Nada Surf, and even acted in and written scripts for some indie films. So, yes, he's quite a busy man, and all those endeavours added up really do indicate quite well what Harvey Danger was: a part-time hobby project for four men who were all busy with other things in the daytime, a band that totally fluked into a hit of sorts and were never prepared to be uprooted into the actual proper music business. Not that I would want them to have been, mind you. The low-key charms of “Flagpole Sitta”, probably would have been subsumed by the big corporate fat-cats otherwise and lost for good. So, I salute Harvey Danger, another lost under-the-radar gem of a band. They might have been in hell, but they wouldn't have been hot without it.
But there is a sad coda to the story of Harvey Danger: in 2016, the band's bassist Aaron Huffman, who worked alongside Nelson as an art director at
The Stranger, passed away from complications of cystic fibrosis, at the age of 43. The report of it in that paper can be found
here. It's quite a moving tribute, I think; rest in peace.
OVER TO THE PEANUT GALLERY
“Of course, brings the insufferable music and then goes. He's like the 80's.”
4Roses (4): Noise.
(Nope, the noise is back over there in the Butthole Surfers elimination.)
WowWowWowWow (5): Didn’t miss this song one bit, and can’t wait to never seek it out again.
iheartpoptarts (5): Sports. How very sports.
əʊæ (6.5): Didn't know Tim Robbins was big enough to have a tribute band.
(I used to play bass in Jacob and the Ladders. We could have been huge.)
Empty Shoebox (4): This really isn't good, but I imagine it was written with a sense of humour, so I'm marking it up for that.
“I think I'm falling in love. Or getting a bone on...”
chanex (6.5): Ahahahaha wanted to hate it but it's actually kinda acceptable?
(Me with Celine Dion in the #1's rate.)
Ganache (7.5): Great lyrics.
("THEY CUT OFF MY LEGS, NOW I'M AN AMPUTEE!" Love that so much.)
Seventeen Days (7): Oh my lord, I am having Vietnam-style flashbacks to 7th grade on this one. I remember this would come on when we were on the bus, and people would get up and start jumping around and slamming into each other. God, tweens are such dorks. Anyway, this track is still a fun and energetic one.
(You lucky bastard! I just had white suburban boys - such as myself - failing to rap along with T.I.)
unnameable (8): Pleasant enough.
berserkboi (8.1): I have bopped to this before so clearly works on that level. Nothing I’d call great or a classic though…
Hudweiser (7.5): Never heard of this before, but it was fun.
pop3blow2 (8.5): Just a catchy as hell rock song. There’s a reason it gets used on soundtracks & promos everywhere.
(Harvey Danger aren't quite the soundtrack kweens of this rate, though! That band is coming up later...)
ModeRed (7): Peep Show theme goodness. Prefeable as the short theme tho.
Auntie Beryl (8): Nearly every UK commenter will talk about
Peep Show regarding this, it’s tricky to ignore, but this
is a great record. Never heard a single other thing by them, which is what the rate is all about I guess.
(The trick with Peep Show, for me, is to pretend Mitchell wrote all the funny bits.)
Untouchable Ace (8.4): I'm actually getting into Peepshow now, wish me luck.
(Worth it.)
CasuallyCrazed (9.5): I forgot this song existed but holy shit, what a song.
Andy French (10): Still goes all the fucking way off.
DJHazey (10): YAS, always had this on mixtapes too. Back in the days of recording to a cassette from the radio. That chorus is such a scream along anthem.
(I'm so hot with some of these results, let me tell you that...)