The Apprentice UK - Series 17 (2023) | "Generic worm"

[NecessaryVoodoo]

Shugs has new teeth. DomTopClaude is back back back again. Will Fake Receptionist have a speaking part? Has the Bridge Cafe changed its specials menu? Will I ever make another gif again? It's a new series. It's time for a new thread.

TONIGHT. 9PM. BBC ONE.​

 

[tyrabnks]

Christ. Here we go again.

 

[GodsAndMonsters]

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I gave up on any contestant being genuinely great a few years back, so I’m ready to just sit back and enjoy the mess!

 

[NecessaryVoodoo]

HAIR
BODY
FACE

 

[Ensnare]

Can't wait to first time fuck die all over again.

 

[Stuart]

It is a privilege and honour to be back with you gerls

 

[MB]

How has it been a year already!? I’m buzzin.

 

[BTG]

I’m here.

 

[Aidan]

Hey girlies, ready for the mess that’s about to ensue

 

[BTG]

“Pretty sure I’ve got the looks as well”

 

[constantino]

They're all so corny yaasss

 

[Aidan]

Oh god the Scottish one is going to get irritating really quickly

 

[BTG]

Kinda stan the one with no friends.

 

[Stuart]

Joseph gives me major Tory vibes

 

[nathanspears]

Joseph gives me major Tory vibes

They’re all Tories

 

[GodsAndMonsters]

I see the over the top, over enthusiastic laughing at the “jokes” has begun already …

 

[Stradiwhovius]

Oh god, someone calling themselves 'A Disruptor' in the first 5 minutes. What in the Glass Onion are we to expect.

 

[BTG]

These white men are dry and translucent. Use some lip balm girlies.

 

[Stuart]

Lord Sugar: “We’re in a cost of living crisis so we’re all looking for good value”

Also Lord Sugar: “I’m sending you to the Caribbean!”

 

[K94]

I'm just here to promote Time 5: Matching Orange Pyjamas