The Apprentice UK - Series 18 (2024)

[Pug Life]

Impressed Keir managed to negotiate only a £1 down per kilometres despite not doing the client's spec.

I am not sure why they don't turn down the gigs sometimes, like it was absurd for what they were asking and in a short space of time. Or at least negotiated a smaller amount.

I think common sense and business logic goes out the window for good reality TV.

Cheesy chips and perhaps some kind of homemade ketchup would have been my shout.

 

[blaze_dave]

I think common sense and business logic goes out the window for good reality TV.

Cheesy chips and perhaps some kind of homemade ketchup would have been my shout.

Exactly chips is so easy to do and can add some many different toppings. Cheese, Beans, Ketchup, Gravy etc.

Potato Skins, in that amount of time, really?

 

[Ensnare]

I'm 100% convinced Nadia was a plant.

 

[crash9081]

Best, most entertaining episode of this series to date (and maybe even recent memory?).

Nadia coming for Keir in the boardroom (“you’ve got no negotiation skills?”) with her dead eyed stare when she was almost completely culpable for the failure of the task was absolutely hilarious.

Bringing in Chisola would have been a better bet but she was at least 50% to blame for that mistake as well so it probably wouldn’t have made a difference.

 

[Stuart]

The most “hypothetical” sales - finally, after 19 series they’ve admitted nobody is actually buying these items.

 

[Disco Down]

“The Santa Claus of Easter”

 

[Stuart]

Yes, this is totally realistic because of course you’d create a brand and packaging before you made your actual product.

 

[speedyboi]

And neither of those packages were matcha related?? Why make the package before you’ve spoken about the product ?

 

[2014]

I'm tuning in but hating it - this has to be the last series right?

 

[Subspace]

The matcha team doing far too much about the colour of the product, it still reads luxury easily.

 

[Stuart]

I paused it to go have a vape and get another glass of wine so I’m now like 10 minutes behind.

 

[Booers]

Matcha is one of the vilest tastes to me. A friend has a cheesecake competition each year (I've won three times: cola, double espresso, spiced figs respectively) and one year the winner was matcha. Everyone as gushing over it yet all I could taste was fish. It's disgusting.

 

[Subspace]

These taste testers have very clearly been told what to say ddd

 

[bad karma]

The Easter bunny erasure this episode!

 

[Booers]

The Choc-Lux ad might have been more 'lux' if the signs weren't hand-written!

 

[Pug Life]

I swear Karen was criticising a team a couple of weeks ago for taking the exclusive deal.

 

[speedyboi]

slight gag him firing himself

 

[Pug Life]

slight gag him firing himself

He jumped before he was pushed - I agree with you for once Karen.

He knew they sold 9000 and once he heard the other team sold 80000 from one retailer, it was game over.

 

[Booers]

the exclusivity thing, obviously now would have been a good thing. In real life business you don't just get one chance of an offer! They should let them work the room and hear all the offers and then make their mind up, but then that's not gonna make for as good telly.

 

[Subspace]

I knew they weren't gonna fire anyone else after he quit nn