The Ashlee Simpson vs. Lindsay Lohan Rate - I Didn't Steal Your Boyfriend

he/him
I say that with the explanation that I don't really rate Over, never did. Like I said, I only knew a few of Lindsay's songs coming and Over was one of them. There was a time that I mildly liked it but not enough to download it or anything, it's part of why I never had the motivation to hear her albums. I docked it from like an 8 to a 7 because in the midst of songs I discovered from Lindsay it just sounded even less effective.

I obviously think L.O.V.E. is a great pop song and a 9, but against the other five songs remaining, which are all classics, it doesn't measure up at all.
 
I say that with the explanation that I don't really rate Over, never did. Like I said, I only knew a few of Lindsay's songs coming and Over was one of them. There was a time that I mildly liked it but not enough to download it or anything, it's part of why I never had the motivation to hear her albums. I docked it from like an 8 to a 7 because in the midst of songs I discovered from Lindsay it just sounded even less effective.

I obviously think L.O.V.E. is a great pop song and a 9, but against the other five songs remaining, which are all classics, it doesn't measure up at all.
Still lying I see.
 
I watch the walls around me crumble
But it's not like I won't build them up again
So here's your last chance for redemption
So take it while it lasts because it will end

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Over
8.845

(1st out of 12 from Speak)

Highest: 11 x 3 (@Remorque, @RUNAWAY, @Cathal),
10 x 9 (@Hurricane Drunk, @imaduck, @nebojsa, @Music Is Life,
@playboy69, @Seventeen Days, @soratami, @spillett, @unnameable)
Lowest: 4.1 (@Untouchable Ace)​

Runaway - 11
This was always going to be my 11. The absolute DRAMA and emotion in Lindsay’s voice has always grabbed me harder than any other song. That AMAZING music video! HONESTLY TELL ME THAT IT’S OVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!1!11 The line after the first chorus always kills me. SO GOOD.

spillett - 10
Possibly Lindsay's best single/song overall. Incredible song with a great chorus and wonderful vocals.

unnameable - 10
Lindsay matching Ashlee in the angstiness stakes. It’s like Avril Lavigne woke up one morning and thought “I need to express even more emotion”

Seventeen Days - 10
This was one of my favorite tracks on this album from first listen. Lindsay’s vocals sound fantastic, and I love the chord progression on the pre-chorus.

Music is Life - 10
Such a catchy pop-rock song. And sadly, I've actually kind of been in this situation, so this hit me hard.

imaduck - 10
Story time, 14 year old me made a paint front cover for over before it was released during one of my IT rooms, It then 'borrowed' 100 blank CDs from the IT store cupboard, spent an hour afteschool (ALONE) burning 100 copies of this song onto each disk, printed out my basic ass front cover and proceeded to ironically present everyone at school with a signed copy of this song, fully true.

ALSO a story.

At Uni, me and one of my best friends created a Lindsay Lohan covers band where we would just re-write her lyrics and busk them. We re-wrote about 10 tracks in total, we were called Gindsay Lohands and although we've lost and forgotten most of them we still (8 years later) sing our version of 'Over' it's called 'So/Da/Ber' and it's a masterpiece, please find the lyrics below and feel free to have a little sing for yourself, I can't even sing the original lyrics anymore.
Ginsay LowHand - So/da/ber

I watched the men around me mumble
but it's not like I won't sleep with them again
shit, here's my last chance for attention
so take my pants off now cos down I bend.

this gin is tasting kind of slick
don't even need a dick
dya think samantha would come by!

I'm straight without you
Can't bathe without you
I'm crazy bout you
honestly tell me that there's soda
cos if the fizz ain't flowing
then i'm no showin'
I can't have gin straight, that is just for hobo's
don't tell that i'm sober
SOBER!

I won't even drink a chaser
and drinking straight leads to the glory hole
I'm always stuck with all these spirits
If only you would drink my cocktail soul_-

My water's turning into wine
am I jesus or am I blind
to the way gin makes me feel.

I'm straight without you
Can't bathe without you
I'm crazy bout you
honestly tell me that there's soda
cos if the fizz ain't flowing
then i'm no showin'
I can't have gin straight, that is just for hobo's
don't tell me that I'm sober
SOBER!

And i'll get another drink
I wanna wake up in the sink
is my lip-singing out of sync

soda-sober-nosir

my reputations turning into shit
spose' i'll take of all my kit, and sleep with taylor swift

I'm straight without you
Can't bathe without you
I'm crazy bout you
honestly tell me that there's soda
cos if the fizz ain't flowing
then i'm no showin'
I can't have gin straight, that is just for hobo's
don't tell me that I'm sober
SOBER!


I apologise for this post

iheartpoptarts - 9
Probably the best remembered song of her music career, no?

pop3blow2 - 8.5
One of the highlights of this record. It’s sorta by numbers DioGuarShanks, but their by the numbers songs can be great.

Sprockrooster - 8
This lost a bit of its initial shine.

CasuallyCrazed - 7.5
I've always found this song a bit flat compared to Lindsay's other ballads -- that chorus feels like something P!nk would do on an autopilot day on the silks. I would absolutely NOT have chosen it as a single from Speak. However, I do feel like it really got the locals going, it seemed to connect more with the general public than anything else she ever did, so for that I do pay my respects. This is really the only song of Lindsay's I ever hear at my local grocery store.

orbison - 7.5
Yes, it's a pretty dated ballad, but I still enjoy it for the nostalgia, dahhhhling.

DJHazey - 7
I only gave it a 6 in the Disney Queeens rate, but it's not a bad song by any means. It's just it never really got me too excited, so that's probably why I never listened to her albums in the past. The way the chorus powers into play will always be its best quality.

niccolo - 5
I remember all my girls back in the day having this as their Myspace song and it was apparently a moment for some people, but it never connected with me. The melody in the chorus gets to me.

Untouchable Ace - 4.1
What is this R&B demo doing on her debut?









 
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RUNAWAY

Staff member
he/him
All that moaning and groaning and Hazey wasn’t even the lowest scorer?!

Also, RIP my 11. I think this is the furthest my 11 has even got in a rate. I feel vindicated for once.
 
he/him
Yeah but a 7 was honestly generous. I thought I had mentally bumped it down from an 8 to see my thought process was the opposite.

What a nice little revenge story considering I was told with defiance that both Over and Rumors would be sitting in the Top 5. (I know you'll come back and say Top 10 ddd, but it sure sounded like you thought they'd both still be here now)
 
Yeah but a 7 was honestly generous. I thought I had mentally bumped it down from an 8 to see my thought process was the opposite.

What a nice little revenge story considering I was told with defiance that both Over and Rumors would be sitting in the Top 5. (I know you'll come back and say Top 10 ddd, but it sure sounded like you thought they'd both still be here now)
GRRRRR I did say top 10 so I won, but I also lost cause I thought at least one would be top 5.
Wait at @imaduck's story AND lyrics being EPIC. I screamed. "I'm straight without you" -- the unadulterated shade.

I'll regret saying this but I don't think L.O.V.E. has enough to win this, so I'd be very happy with any of the other songs winning. For real. So I can reveal that my 11 is:

Confessions
If L.O.V.E. isn't top 5 I will be pissedd. It is of course my 11. And I knew it. I will laugh if our 11s are the top 2.
 

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