THE BIG BEYONCÉ VIDEO RATE (The Redux) [WINNER REVEALED!]

Few things to note:

- This is my first ever rate on PJ, so I’m only taking light shades, thank you.
- I was lined up to the the Destiny’s Child rate first, but I was more prepared for this one (sorry Keif), and I wanted Bey to take my rate viriginity (sorry Kelly, sorry Michelle).
- This is a video rate, so of course it’s not as exciting as your usual discography rates, but fuck it… i’ll try my best to make it as thrilling as I can.




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Welcome to The Big Beyoncé Video Rate! As some of you may know, all the way back in 2012, a lovely Beyhive member named EnsnareTheSenses embarked on a rate journey that he never completed, who the fuck knows what went on there. But I am here to start a fresh, take the reins and delve deep back into Beyoncé’s videography (and it's deep). And hopefully I won't get banned during.

Beyoncé treats her fans very well, and has shot over 50 videos for us. Yes, some may be low-budget and lack narrative but if there is one artist that can pull of a low budget, beauty video, it’s B. She has one of the most iconic videos EVER in ‘Crazy In Love’. She dropped a visual album in December 2013 that stopped the world. She also appeared in one of the most important videos of 2013 which should of won that “Best Video with a Message” award at the VMAs, yes … ‘Say Yes’ … nobody can say no to that.

So that means in addition to every video that Beyoncé has made as a solo artist, I WILL be including every video that B has been credited as a featured artist - it’s the Big Beyoncé Video Rate after all. But please remember, we are rating Beyoncé! And because I'm an all or nothing personality, I have included all the alternate versions of her videos that have popped up on the internet.

So without further ado, lets get started.

All you have to do is watch the videos, give a rating from 0-10 (half points are allowed), and I will copy the trend of allowing each participant to give their ultimate video the score of 11. Commentary is always welcome and if you want to praise, scream, pray or read Beyoncé for filth then I am happy to hear from you! If I have missed any Beyoncé video that you think should be included then please let me know.

And how is Beyoncé doing you may ask? Well last I heard, she was feeling herself in Hawaii ...

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C’MON YA’LL!
C’MON MAMA TINA HUNTY!
C’MON SOLANGE!
C’MON KELLY AND MICHELLE!
C’MON KENYA MOORE!
C’MON MATHEW AND TAQOYA!
C’MON DJHAZEY!

LETS GET SICKENING!

VOTING IS CLOSED.
The ultimate videography & results of the rate are below.
 
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The Videography

Dangerously in Love

Crazy In Love (Feat. Jay-Z)
Baby Boy (Feat. Sean Paul)
Me, Myself & I
Naughty Girl
Work It Out

Me, Myself & I (Alternate Version)

#1’s

Check On it (Feat. Bun B and Slim Thug)

B’Day

Déjà Vu (Feat. Jay-Z)
Ring The Alarm
Irreplaceable
Listen
Beautiful Liar (Feat. Shakira)
Upgrade U (Feat. Jay-Z)
Green Light
Flaws and All
Get Me Bodied (Extended Mix)
Freakum Dress
Kitty Kat
Suga Mama
Still In Love (Kissing You)

Listen (Vogue Shoot Version)

I Am… Sasha Fierce

If I Were A Boy
Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
Diva
Halo
Ego
Broken Hearted Girl
Sweet Dreams
Video Phone (Feat. Lady Gaga)
Why Don’t You Love Me

Halo (Alternate Version)

4

Run The World (Girls)
Best Thing I Never Had
1+1
Countdown
Love On Top
Party (Feat. J Cole)
Dance For You

Run The World (Girls) [Alternate Version]
Best Thing I Never Had (Alternate Version)
1+1 (Alternate Version)
Countdown (Alternate Version)

BEYONCÉ

Pretty Hurts
Ghost
Haunted
Drunk In Love (Feat. Jay-Z)
Blow
No Angel
Yoncé
Partition
Jealous
Rocket
Mine (Feat. Drake)
XO
***Flawless (Feat. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie)
Superpower (Feat. Frank Ocean)
Heaven
Blue (Feat. Blue Ivy)
Grown Woman
7/11

***Flawless Remix (Feat. Nicki Minaj)
Grown Woman (Alternate Version)

Other

Fighting Temptation (Feat. Missy Elliott, MC Lyte and Free)
Woman Like Me
Move Your Body

Amil - I Got That (Feat. Beyoncé)
Jay-Z - ’03 Bonnie & Clyde (Feat. Beyoncé)
Lady Gaga - Telephone (Feat. Beyoncé)
Michelle Williams - Say Yes (Feat. Beyoncé and Kelly Rowland)

 
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#69 - Still In Love (Kissing You) - 2.91
#68 - Listen - 3.23

#67 - Listen (Vogue Shoot Version) - 3.67
#66 - A Woman Like Me - 4.08
#65 - Amil - I Got That (Ft. Beyoncé) - 4.17
#64 - Broken-Hearted Girl - 4.46
#63 - Fighting Temptation (Ft. Missy Elliott, MC Lyte & Free) - 4.50
#62 - Flaws And All - 4.88
#61 - Halo (Alternate Version) - 5.08
#60 - 1+1 (Alternate Version) - 5.13
#59 - Work It Out - 5.17
#58 - Sweet Dreams - 5.21
#57 - Me, Myself & I (Alternate Version) - 5.25
#56 - Ego - 5.38
#55 - Suga Mama - 5.71
#54 - Check On It (Ft. Bun B & Slim Thug) - 5.79
#53 - Halo - 5.83
#52 - Irreplaceable - 5.88
#51 - Move Your Body - 5.92
#50 - Greenlight - 6.17
#49 - Best Thing I Never Had (Alternate Version) - 6.21
#48 - Best Thing I Never Had - 6.21
#47 - Jay Z - '03 Bonnie and Clyde (Ft. Beyoncé) - 6.25
#46 - Michelle Williams - Say Yes (Ft. Beyoncé & Kelly Rowland) - 6.29
#45 - Videophone (Ft. Lady Gaga) - 6.42
#44 - Run The World (Alternate Version) - 6.46
#43 - Freakum Dress - 6.67
#42 - No Angel - 6.79
#41 - If I Were A Boy - 6.88
#40 - 1+1 - 6.92
#39 - Rocket - 6.96
#38 - Blue (Ft. Blue Ivy) - 7.04
#37 - Kitty Kat - 7.08
#36 - Beautiful Liar (Ft. Shakira) - 7.21
#35 - ***Flawless Remix (Ft. Nicki Minaj) - 7.25
#34.5 - Nicki Minaj - Feeling Myself (Ft. Beyoncé) - *BONUS ENTRY*
#34 - Me, Myself and I - 7.29
#33 - Diva - 7.33
#32 - Grown Woman (Alternate Version) - 7.38
#31 - Countdown (Alternate Version) - 7.42
#30 - Upgrade U (Ft. Jay Z) - 7.46
#29 - Love On Top - 7.50
#28 - Dance For You - 7.54
#27 - Naughty Girl - 7.75
#26 - Heaven - 7.83
#25 - Party (Ft. J.Cole) - 7.88
#24 - Mine (Ft. Drake) - 8.00
#23 - 7/11 - 8.00
#22 - Yoncé - 8.04
#21 - XO - 8.08
#20 - Drunk In Love (Ft. Jay Z) - 8.08
#19 - Baby Boy (Ft. Sean Paul) - 8.21
#18 - Jealous - 8.29
#17 - Ghost - 8.38
#16 - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) - 8.42
#15 - Superpower (Ft. Frank Ocean) - 8.46
#14 - Grown Woman - 8.50
#13 - ***Flawless (Ft. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie) - 8.58
#12 - Run The World (Girls) - 8.63
#11 - Countdown - 8.67
#10 - Ring The Alarm - 8.71
#9 - Déjà Vu - 8.83
#8 - Get Me Bodied (Extended Mix) - 8.83
#7 - Haunted - 8.88
#6 - Pretty Hurts - 9.17
#5 - Why Don't You Love Me? - 9.25
#4 - Crazy In Love (Ft. Jay Z) - 9.42
#3 - Blow - 9.46
#2 - Lady Gaga - Telephone (Ft. Beyoncé) - 9.58
#1 - Partition - 9.71


 
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Since when was B'Day a visual album as well?
 
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Oh my gosh. Will someone work out how long it would take to watch every one of those videos?
 

SockMonkey

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Sorry people, but allyshone is now on a 10 day suspension due to racking up multiple infractions (and would have got more for use of GIFs in this thread, even though we had a conversation just 3 days ago about not using them.) Clearly he doesn't learn.
 
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Yay! Let me throw my 11 to Telephone... or Jealous... or Run the World... or Pretty Hurts......oh man, this is actually very very hard.
 
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It seems like Beysus (or a certain Sock) does really not want this rate to happen, but alas I am going to complete it with or without her blessing.

Shall I keep the closing date April 27th? Or extend?
 
She/Her
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Yeah, an extension would be helpful.

I am really tempted to give my 11 to "Kitty Kat."
 
Re: THE BIG BEYONCÉ VIDEO RATE (The Redux) [Voting Open]

So pumped for this.

Gonna get into this soon - there is a load of low and mid-level basic shit to get through though.
 
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Yes. You know Bey loves her "turning tragic into magic", cheap music videos. Some of the alternates are very good - looking at Grown Woman.

Anyway, I've extended to closing date to May 4th!
 

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