The Eurovizh Alt-Song Contest 2018 - RESULTS TIME

Ey mam

Aye dint get the win

 

I screamed

Imagine explaining this to someone off the forum

 

That may not stay that way for long.

Allegedly Liechtenstein are attempting to enter next year.

 

Not when the production of Lo Malo sounds like a GarageBand demo

 

KARUI deserved better but I’ll definitely take a Poison (Ari, Ari) win. Ride your DFS Easter Sale Lounger to victory sis, we believe(d) in you.

 

YES! Perfect top 2!

Armenia better send Tamar one of the next years!

 

Dddd I'm not sure Tamar will have anything to do with Depi Evratesil ever again.

 

We should tweet her and tell her that at least she won this competition!

 

What sort of Make Armenia Great Again mess

 

Tamar nooo! We just made you win instead of Polish Margaret. Don't go using trump quotes :(

 

We now cross live to Executive Supervisor of the EBU, Mr Jon Ola Sand with an announcement...

[said while looking into wrong camera, noticeable sheen of sweat covering entire face]: Due to an overall err poorer? national selection year (and the fact I'm running a rate already), the Eurovizh Alt-Song Contest will not be returning in its current format for 2019 (unless somebody else wants to run it). A winner has already been selected err internally? by a completely fair and transparent method, the practicalities of which—much like the err UK's You Decide voting statistics—will never be released publicly or explained.

Therefore I'm pleased to err announce the winner of the err Eurovizh Alt-Song? Contest 2019 is...

FRANCE
Battista Acquaviva - Passio​

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Bye

 

I volunteer

 

Me gladly handing the reins over to you: