The Great British Bake Off

[Dan!]

The male judge sounding like he’s directing a group scene

 

[Martyn]

Not Church Gay coming for star baker with his fake modesty. He is so shady in parts. If he went into that more I might have a villian to pay attention to.

 

[Martyn]

WHAT is Tory Gay WEARING I JUST—

You need to be more specific. There is three of them.

 

[BTG]

Join us, imagine the best this thread has ever been during Bake Off and it's pretty much that for the whole of the Apprentice.

Me if you jinx it.

 

[A&E]

Panna cotta with a crumbly topping and a biscuit on the side? On bake off?

 

[RJF]

The fact they clearly film this bit with the Tesco Finest model cakes in one day from the fact that they stick Prue and Paul in neck to toe winter coats in the middle of summer to hide their clothes.

 

[Martyn]

Not Paul saying he had nearly finished his after his small spoonful.

 

[Subspace]

Me if you jinx it.

Trust me, that will be me at myself.

 

[beyoncésweave]

(yas)

Join us

Yas watch it!

Join us, imagine the best this thread has ever been during Bake Off and it's pretty much that for the whole of the Apprentice.

Me considering these invitations

 

[BTG]

Not here for this narrative of Michael being lumped along with the Tory gays, when he's clearly a Giphy channel away from being one of us.

 

[Subspace]

The fact the highlight of this thread for this episode so far has been us trying to persuade @beyoncésweave to watch The Apprentice with us ddd

 

[NecessaryVoodoo]

Me considering these invitations

You 5 mins into the first episode when Lord Sugar makes one of his terrible puns

 

[Thorium]

Henry getting fucking beeped AGAIN!!!?!?!??

 

[constantino]

Thinking Tory Gay was gonna drop his panacotta for a hot second

 

[BTG]

Priya flopping again.

 

[Subspace]

This thread turning into tumbleweed:

 

[RJF]

This season is so fucking bad.

 

[constantino]

Glasses gay: I know I'm in the bottom

at least he's self-aware

 

[Bslg17]

I honestly can't at them saving Priya over Helena just so that she can bomb in evey challenge for another week.

 

[confess85]

It’s the first day of October and our spooky Queen Helena should be here to celebrate.