The Great British Bake Off

Paul is a demon. I wish they'd ditch him. He's so full of himself and Prue doesn't keep him in line like Mary did. I'm warming to Prue more though, especially after the Junior series.

 

I really don’t gel with Paul and Prue sorry!

Mary was too good for us. Paul is the worse offender though, he’s insufferable.

 

Get the originals back together. Dream team.

 

Mel was god tier. Could take or leave Sue.

 

Disappointed in the totty. Thought Peter was wearing full clown makeup.

 

The cast already looks infinitely better than last years.

 

Nobody immediately stannable to be honest, but I have no doubt that filming the entire thing for the first time over six weeks means we're going to have some iconic meltdowns and mess

 

I agree and one of last years lot is one of my best mates. . .

 

Ok there's black people this time, I'll be more invested

 

Girls I'm so excited! It's so great to have this back; I need this serotonin, I need this serotonin

The cast is very promising - a plethora of women of colour/age and some potential hunties! I will also go out on a limb and predict that Lottie the Pantomine Producer(!)/Emma Stone cosplayer will be the unexpected breakout favourite

 

I mean, really they should have brought back our HalloQween Helena after she was undeniably robbed last year, but that aside there is no doubt that the cast already looks like a promising mix. Mix being the key word, after last year had about 6 bakers occupying the same boring character lane.

 

I knew Laura at Uni, about ten years ago. Lovely girl, but dramatic and volatile. She'll make great reality TV.

 

Discovering that Sewing Bee is infinitely better than Bake Off will actually let me enjoy the new season more nn. Low stakes and all

 

Thinking this was on at 8pm and being met with B*ris talking at me

 

How many minutes into the first episode will we get before things get uncomfortably problematic?

 

B*ris' address being as nothing-y as a laminated sheet of instructions from the technical challenge

 

Lowkey steam pressed that I was supposed to be watching this in real-time with you m'hunties, before the fates intervened and I still have to line up multiple raggedy VPNs and livestreams from GMT+5.30 instead, but nevertheless I'm here girls!