The Great British Bake Off

Sandro is really the finest man on earth

I'd just like to a) say that Maxy is perhaps the most beautiful woman they've ever had in the tent, and b) express my dislike for the clips of the contestants in their "normal" lives, because they're always so weird and awkward. You start off with "Sue works for the council and likes baking for her friends" and by episode 3 it's "Sue enjoys meeting her friends every Thursday for Railway Night, where they handcraft life-size railway stations using only three twigs and a hairclip" accompanied by footage of Sue and her "friends" acting like they've never met each other before.

Case in point: Rebs terrorising her poor ancient cat with a tin whistle.