The Lady Gaga Rate (Haus Labs now available)

[Cutlery]

HOW are Donatella, Bad Kids, Starstruck still here

 

[nikkysan]

UM Heal Me beating out those Joanne cuts... disgustang

 

[Cutlery]

Some thoughts:

• Joanne losing more songs than Artpop is a gag. Just get rid of Million Treasons and pretty much the rest of the album sits comfortably in Gaga's top 40.
• Like I highlighted, Donatella/Starstruck/Bad Kids are all foul to me and I thought the general level of hatred towards them was high enough to have them out by now.
• Born This Way and Monster losing the less songs so far feels so correct. I expect a cull of the former (Black Jesus, Americano, Bad Kids and possibly Yoü and I, anyone?) soon, though.
• I also expect one for Artpop (let's see... Donatella, Mary Jane Holland, MANiCURE and Venus seems to be it).
• There are still about two dire songs left from the soundtrack album.

 

[Subwaykid]

I should note that removing Cundy’s scores didn’t change any placements of the eliminations thus far but did push one song out of the top 15.

I also can’t believe y’all have kept Manicure this long.

 

[aaronhansome]

My baby eliminated in a mass grave.

 

[collxtion]

I don’t think my second batch of commentary made it into the mix, but re: Swine:

Spoiler

As a fan, I’m so grateful she found catharsis in writing this song. As a survivor of sexual assault, I find it very hard to listen to.

 

[Untouchable Ace]

and Venus

 

[RJF]

You stupid fucking bottoms.

 

[Ugly Beauty]

poor Disco Heaven and Money Honey.

Hey Girl is actually one of the more decent songs of the second half of Joanne, did I expect a better result of a Gaga x Florence collaboration? yes, but it’s still alright in its own merits.

 

[Reboot]

The only significant loss is Swine, which was easily one of my favourite re-discoveries of the rate.

I thought Hey Girl would do a little better.

 

[elektroxx]

HOW are Donatella, Bad Kids, Starstruck still here

The former and the latter are bops. "Bad Kids" can choke though.

 

[2014]

Poor Hey Girl and Disco Heaven - hardly bothered about anything else teebs x

 

[Laurence]

• Like I highlighted, Donatella/Starstruck/Bad Kids are all foul to me and I thought the general level of hatred towards them was high enough to have them out by now.

Starstruck is loved though. It's ace.

I can't fucking read the eliminations so I guess I gotta go quote the results and read in here, mess.

 

[jtm]

I can't fucking read the eliminations so I guess I gotta go quote the results and read in here, mess.

For me closing one spoiler tab made it possible to open/read the next.

 

[Laurence]

For me closing one spoiler tab made it possible to open/read the next.

Thanks, I only had that working for the first one on desktop, but I tried on mobile now and it works.

 

[SyPOPhantic]

Disco Heaven deserves better than this. And Donatella & Mary Jane Holland are still in?!

 

[Phonetics Girl]

Ahh, I see... we're decimating the better half of Joanne while the comedy songs from A Star Is Born remain unbothered. Expected yet still hurts.

 

[R27]

That was a lot to process at once.

 

[Joe.]

Oh yes we love a cull.

Poor Grigio Girls though, some of you red wine drinkers need to open your minds a bitsy.

 

[Ana Raquel]

And MILLION REASONS is still there???????