The Lady Gaga Rate (Haus Labs now available)

He/Him
Okay before it was cute that Hair Body Face, Boys Boys Boys and some other basic bops were somehow still in but now that Highway Unicorn has left? Before A-Yo?
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he/him
A-Yo is a fair elimination right now, liked when I first heard the album but it eventually became less essential, I gave it a 7.

The songs standing out in a bad way from that list and should go:

Shallow
You and I
Heal Me
Fashion of His Love

then some more unpopular opinions cuts from ARTPOP but if they make the Top 40 hopefully it's barely:

Sexxx Dreams
Gypsy
Do What U Want

but the latter two especially will probably be Top 20 and I'll have to deal.
 
Aura being in at this point is, as the holy scripture states, "Ew!" When fan-fiction lyrics are the only memorable part of a song, you know its not top 40 material.

All the boys (all the boys) wanna see what's underneath my burqa
All the boys (all the boys) wanna see what's underneath my burqa
There's Buddha and there's Ghandi/these prophets gettin' handsy
even Indira wanna t-t-tickle my fancy
All the boys (all the boys) wanna see what's underneath my burqa
All the boys (all the boys) wanna see what's underneath my burqa
There's Shiva and Miss Benazhir/strong women now cast off your fear!
Even Mohammed wants to see what's under here
Woah-oh-oh-oh-OH/underneath my burqa (all the boys wanna see)
Woah-oh-oh-oh-OH/underneath my burqa (all the boys wanna see)
All the boys (all the boys) wanna see what's underneath my burqa

Bu-bu-burqa bu-bu-bu-bu-burqa
Bu-bu-burqa bu-bu-bu-bu-burqa(x4)

[MIDDLE 8]
I thus declare a fatwa! I thus declare a fatwa!
I thus declare a fatwa on the daaancefloor!
I thus declare a fatwa! I thus declare a fatwa!
I thus declare a fatwa on the daaancefloor!

That was a classic, that was a classic.gif
 

Subwaykid

Staff member
Yeah my biggest takeaway from this rate is that I have...no idea what this forum as a whole goes to Gaga for. Big campy songs are leaving, the satires of pop fluff are still here while The Fame has been essentially culled, but most of the Big Pop Anthem Choruses have been safe, I believe. Maybe that’s why she’s managed to remain one of the more divisive pop girls on this forum, if we want to look at it that way?

In any case, the averages are very close at this point.
 
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