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Dddd honestly that set was just insane.
And yes, it is.
Disney knew what they were doing.
Dddd honestly that set was just insane.
And yes, it is.
This is for some reason not surprising to me dddd.That closet is something.
As far as Cotton Eyed Joe, I always found it unbelievably grating. As such, I use it as a personal meter for the 'grate scale' in pop. That's why I mentioned it all. There's was always a slightly grating aspect to Hoedown, to me. That said, I did listen to an episode of the Switched On Pop podcast this year, that made me rethink Cotton Eyed Joe some. I still don't really enjoy it, but the deep dive into its success & why, was fascinating.
https://switchedonpop.com/episodes/why-is-90s-pop-so-bizarre?
They were quite the savvy business people.Disney knew what they were doing.
A couple of you might be upset about this one....
#69 – Hoedown Throwdown: 6.67
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Highest: 2x10s (@Ana Raquel @savilizabeths) 3x9.5s (Me, @Sprockrooster @M24) 1x9 (@Sprocky’s BF)
Lowest: 1x0 (@iheartpoptarts) 1x1 (@Guy)
My Score: 9.5
Favorite Lyric: This isn’t really the kind of song that has a lyrical standout.
Trajectory
5 Voters: #64
10 Voters: #82
15 Voters: #66
19 Voters: #69
Total Points: 126.75
Hoedown Throwdown was written by Adam Anders & Nikki Hassman for Hannah Montana: The Movie. They also co-wrote Love That Lets Go and Send It On, and have worked with other Disney artists lots of times. A country-pop song, it’s all about Miley giving instructions on a dance called the “Hoedown Throwdown”. It’s honestly a whole lot of fun. I still do the dance all the time when I listen to this, if I’m not busy with something else. Despite my love for it as a kid, I just couldn’t give it a 10. I’m not sure why. It’s great! I love it! But I feel like something’s missing for me. I guess it just doesn’t work for me as a stand-alone song subtracted from the dance. And that’s fine. Anyways, the song is of course featured in the movie, when Miley and her family are at a little fund-raiser and it’s open-mic night (Robby sings Back To Tennessee, and Queen Taylor makes a special appearance to sing Crazier during this scene), so Travis, the love interest for Miley, convinces her to get up there and sing. This is the song she decides to perform, getting the whole place to dance along. It’s a very enjoyable and light-hearted moment in the movie. The song is also featured at the beginning of the end credits. The song was performed as part of Miley’s Wonder World Tour, and was included in the DVD of her concert at the O2 in London that goes with the deluxe of Can’t Be Tamed. She clearly had a lot of performing this, and getting the people in the audience to dance. Critically, reviews were a tad negative with About.com saying the song is a “misstep…that sounds like Disney’s trying a liiitle bit too hard to cover all genres”, AllMusic calling the song “goofy” and saying it “feels more like a parody of down-home fun than a tribute to it”, and EW calling the song a “sort of goofy Hee Haw burlesque.” Oof.
You guys seemed to like it more. Well, most of you. @iheartpoptarts (0) hates this: As soon as I read we only got one zero each I knew this was it. You don’t like the country sound, right? I bet if this was bubblegum pop, you’d be all over it. @DJHazey (5) has an iconic father: This is one my of my Dad's all-time favorite songs and I don't even remember how it goes. Seriously, he has the video saved to his favorites. Me, well I can understand why a lot of fans are about to talk about how well they can do the dance and all that, but it's a bit corny if you ask me. I know there will be some nostalgic-induced hate coming my way but hey I'm not killing it with my score or anything! It is corny, but that’s part of the fun. And you should get your dad to join the forum dddd. I caused a crisis in @pop3blow2 (7.5): I literally never knew how I felt about this song. A decade later & I still don’t know! Thanks for sending me into crisis of pop perception again, @Music Is Life. I can’t decide if falls into that annoying ‘Cotton Eye Joe’ side of pop that I'll just never like or if it’s a low-key kitschy-classic that I should appreciate more. I guess either way, it’s not something I ever really come back to… even though it was a pretty big hit. I will admit, it’s a mood… and I turned it over 80% of the time it came on back in the day. (which was a lot on Radio Disney.) I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to! Good luck in figuring that out, but personally, I’d go with kitschy-classic. The rest of y’all loved this. @Entropy (7) doesn’t dance as often as he’d like: I can still do the Hoedown Throwdown and I relish every opportunity I get to do it (which is never). I will never regret the hours I spent watching a Youtube dance tutorial Just put it on at home and get your life. And not to brag, but I self-taught myself the dance. @M24 (9.5) might need one of those tutorials: I know it's dumb and basic, but I unapologetically love this. Makes me want to attempt the dance. Do it. You won’t regret it. And finally, @savilizabeths (10) had an experience to die for: Say what you will, but it bops. You don’t know joy until you experience an entire group of performing arts kids when someone plays this, all doing the dance together. Trust me, it was a moment. My sister and I also used to sing this with my parents on road trips. Hilarious. This song gets right what I feel like ‘Ice Cream Freeze’ gets wrong. It’s ridiculous but the catchiest ear worm ever. I am dancing in my seat because how can you help it? That sounds amazing and you’re so lucky for that. I still prefer Ice Cream Freeze though.
Get your life people:
The scene from the movie:
Performance from tour:
And a Hassman/Anders co-write I personally love:
Ha, that's great! Poor your dad. And agreed!Surprised, pleasantly surprised by the Hoedown Throwdown elimination that I actually did read Friday and my Dad who stans for the songs happened to be sitting next to me when I did, and he didn't like the ranking at all! (or my 5/10) but enjoyed my comment.
We did I'll Always Remember You wrong!
Well, the biggest culprits are right there in the lowest scores area. Feel free to yell at them.oh my god just saw this who did this
Oh YES we could have.We could not have had a better first two songs go from Meet Miley Cyrus.
I think the first two Hannah albums have a couple that should go next, Who Said and Rock Star. It's starting to get to the point where I have no low scores left except for a few songs that I know will last a long while.
FINE. I will. For now. But you might wanna look away........
Ddd you didn't even score this song.What in the trash hell is this elimination? Not your write-up @Music Is Life!
Well, to be fair, it's not exactly one of the most popular or well-known Hannah songs. Glad you liked the episode recap.Not even a single 10! I feel betrayed! The story of the episode was nice to read to put the song into context though. Also, loving 'nasally' vocals is one of the weird quirky facets of my music taste.
Haha, you're welcome! Hopefully the amended averages did justice to my high scores.This is where I need to thank @Maki for bringing my attention to the mix-up in points and averages. If I hadn’t removed the extra set of scores I had, this would’ve landed at #69, four places lower, and would’ve been the first 11 out. So, thank you Maki for saving it from that fate.
Always enjoyable reading your thoughts.Okay... spent the whole day catching up with the eliminations.
Wherever I Go (8,75) - A beautiful song that deserved so much better. It's actually by far my highest score from "Hannah Montana Forever", so I have no idea why it was only a bonus track. Amazing vocal delivery and that middle-8 is fantastic - such a moment. Yes, it is on a more basic side, but it's a lovely ballad that stood out. I really thought it would do better here, especially because it's a 'farewell' Hannah Montana song, but the ballads are already proved to be doomed here. My biggest loss so far.
The Best Of Both Worlds: The 2009 Movie Mix (9) - This one was a bit unexpected. Even though this received a slightly higher score, "Wherever I Go" remains my biggest loss so far. Initially, I wasn't even going to score this song, because I really couldn't make a proper difference between it and the original (although the production is noticeably different). They're basically two versions of the exact same song. It's kind of an unnecessary addition, but completely fine. Hopefully the original version does much better, because (spoiler) I gave it the same score.
What's Not To Like (7,5) - Catchy and memorable, but not a loss at this point. I can totally get why it can be a bit annoying to some, but I mostly enjoy it.
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (9) - A tough one to properly rate. I love the original, of course, but Miley did a great job here. Yeah, the production and pace is different, but it's done really well. Not too bothered it's out, though.
As I Am (6,75) - Surely among the weaker songs from "Meet Miley Cyrus", but I think I slightly underscored it. Like @pop3blow2 said in their commentary, there's something vulnerable in the delivery (especially during the chorus) that makes the song very charming.
Are You Ready (7) - One of the very few upbeat songs I couldn't remember when looking at the title, but when listening to it, it's great and catchy. The middle-8 put me off a bit, but I love the little guitar, too, @Music Is Life. An interesting 11 pick, but @iheartpoptarts justified their choice by bringing up that remix.
Hoedown Throwdown (5,25) - Ugh, finally it's out. My lowest remaining score. It's so annoying to me and way too repetitive. It serves its purpose, but the song is definitely not for me. Should've been out around the time "Ice Cream Freeze (Let's Chill)" was eliminated (and you're not alone in preferring that song, @Music Is Life). Also, I never thought this was a 'fan favorite' and it isn't shocking at all to see it leave in the first half of the rate.
I'll Always Remember You (7,75) - This one needed a proper reminder listen, and looks like I loved the chorus so much that it's among my top 3 songs from "Hannah Montana Forever" (at least). Quite a beautiful ballad with lovely vocal moments. "Wherever I Go" does it better, though.
I Miss You (6,5) - Another good cut from "Meet Miley Cyrus". I appreciate the sentiment (and slightly relate to it), but the song is surrounded by much better tracks. There's one song from that album that received a lower score the both "As I Am" and "I Miss You", although I wish I'd given it a higher score
Bigger Than Us (7,25) - Poor @DJHazey, but this is such a random 11 pick, I must say. It's so unremarkable, yet very enjoyable. Basic Hannah/Miley pop rock song done right, although it pales in comparison to the other songs. The chorus is the best part.
Let’s Do This (8,25) - Sorry, @Music Is Life, for losing your 11 so early, but it looks like I helped the song with this score. A very memorable tune, but I must admit that at times it sounds too tense which prevents me from enjoying it more. While it isn't a song I would listen to on repeat, it's so much fun while it lasts and more than reasonable why someone likes it so much. There's many weaker songs still in,so this should've been around longer. A bit surprising to see the movie soundtrack losing all these songs (which is where my highest Hannah score is, too, so I'm a bit anxious).
Haha, you're welcome! Hopefully the amended averages did justice to my high scores.
Also, I'm surprised that all of the 11's eliminated so far didn't receive a single 10. A bit odd.