It's the end of the concert and Hannah, Robby and Lilly all get into a limo, with Lilly introducing herself as "Lola Lafonda" marking this the first appearance of Lilly's alter-ego for when she's hanging with Hannah. (She later settles on the last name Luftnagle.) Oliver is seens trying as hard as he can to get to the limo to shower Hannah with love, because of his massive crush, and Miley, Lilly and Robby discuss things he's done to talk to Hannah. Oliver requests a kiss on the hand from Hannah, promising he'll never wash it. They decide to use the dog they have in the car (Thor, who literally never shows up again in the rest of the series) to kiss his hand, and Oliver falls for it (how I have no idea, considering a dog's kisses are very different from a human's) and after they start driving, they talk about if Oliver finds out her secret he'll be in love with Miley, and she doesn't feel like that, but after Robby talks about how eventually he'll move on, Oliver is on his bike and riding next to them, and throws a boquet a flowers into the window. After the theme song, Oliver is on the beach bragging to some guys about how Hannah kissed his hand, when another guy - CHad - chews gum really close to the hand, and Oliver tells him not to get spit on it. Oliver says he's going to look into Hannah's eyes at her CD signing and say to her "You are my love, my life, and someday you'll be my..." and instead of finishing with the obvious "wife" writes on his hand (the Hannah hand) to think of words that rhyme with life. He freaks out that he wrote on the hand, and Miley gets worried that Oliver will recognize her. Lilly reassures her and they leave the beach. Chad, who's still chewing gum wraps the piece he had around Oliver's Hannah hand and he freaks out about it (who wouldn't, that's disgusting) and has flashback to a great-aunt chewing gum over him as a baby and spitting it onto his face. After the CD signing, Miley, Lilly and Robby climb into the limo, and Miley immedaitely takes off her wig while she and Lilly talk about how Oliver had no clue who she was. Oliver then flops through the sunroof so he's hanging upside from it WHILE THE LIMO IS IN MOTION. He is crazy, but Robby has the driver pull over. Miley ducks behind Lilly to hide the fact that it's her before quickly putting her wig on as best as she can. Oliver says she's more beautiful upside down and Lilly mistakes the compliment for being for her and saying he's really sweet, and Miley corrects her by saying he was talking to her. Miley continues, saying he is really sweet, but she has a boyfriend. Oliver asks why she kissed him and she tells him it was the dog, leading to Oliver exclaiming "Those are the lips I've been thinking about for the past 24 hours?!" ddddddd. Miley apologizes and says she's not interested, and Robby tells him to get off the roof before he dents it, cause it's a rental. Oliver starts being self-deprecating, saying she must think he's pathetic, but Miley says no, she thinks he's sweet, and maybe if she didn't have a boyfriend and before she can finish Oliver, says "I'd have a chance with you?". Miley says she never said that, but Oliver says she implied it, and that's good enough for him and that he'll wait for her forever. Robby says that Oliver needs a real girlfriend, and Miley's immediate reaction is disbelief then realization that it's the smartest thing her dad has ever said. We then cut to the high school, where Oliver is working his locker man magic on the stuck lockers for some classmates (including a girl who we find out - in another episode - has a massive crush on him) as well as saying no to the guy who tortured him with gum the day before. Miley then starts trying to set him up with multiple girls, pointing out different ones in the hallway (she isn't the nicest about it if I'm being honest), ending with Lilly, saying they'd be perfect for each other, and when she starts listing things they have in common, they immediately deny it in unison, foreshadowing their eventual relationship in season 3. But currently, Miley uses their refusal to be together to argue that it sucks when one friend likes another friend but that friend doesn't like them back and that can put strain on the friendship (I have experienced this first hand, happy to share that story if anyone is interested). Oliver takes this to mean Miley is in love with him, which she denies, saying she does love him, but like a brother or a per fish. She'd cry if she had to flush him down the toilet, but she doesn't wanna kiss him. Oliver is relieved, saying he thinks she and Hannah could be close friends with lilly saying "Closer then you think" and Oliver saying that's great, and when he's with Hannah, they'll have her over for sushi. He goes to his locker to stare dreamily at the picture of Hannah he has in there, when Chad puts a pice of gum right on the picture, and Oliver says goodbye to the "his love", rips the picture off, and there's abother one right under it, to which he says "Hello again!"This whole situation gives Lilly an idea to get Oliver to get turned off towards Hannah, and then she has to go to the bathroom. After, Oliver meets Lilly on the beach and they talk, revealing that Lilly saw Hannah break up with her boyfriend, with Oliver in disbelief, and Lilly encourages him to go talk to her. After mistaking a guy for Hannah, due to him seeing blond hair that might be hers, he finds her reading a magazine and greets her, after which Miley puts it down and is revealed to be blowing gum. Miley (as Hannah) is really nice to him, and offers him gum, to which he replies he didn't know she was a chewer, and she says she chews gum
all the time. He says she should update some of her websites, and she asks if t bothers him, because it disgusts other people. (After getting older, I've always felt this was a really...weird, but interesting analogy for smoking/tabacco/drugs/other bad habits, but doesn't land well enough, due to its ridiculousness.) Oliver says he's not like that, and relationships are about sacrifice, and he's willing to accept her the way she is. Miley calmly says "Good to know", then gets a new piece of gum and puts it in her mouth. The gum causes her mouth to turn blac, making it look realllly gross, and Miley chases him around the area they're in in, trying her best to freak him out, and saying she'd understand if he wanted to transfer his obsession to Mandy Moore (
@pop3blow2 I'm sure you can appreciate that) because she's blond again. Oliver says no, his love is bigger then his disgust, then Miley blows a HUGE bubble which pops onto Oliver's face. She asks him aggresively "How do you like me now?" and he replies he still loves her. Miley gets frustrated, asking what more she has to do to make him understand that he and Hannah will
never be together. He asks why not, and she says "Because...", takes of her wig and contnues "I'm Hannah Montana. Me, Miley" to which he passes out. He interrogates Miley about the secret, and they have a talk about how Miley feared that if he knew, he'd have feelings for too, and they talk about it and he realizes he doesn't actually love Hannah or Miley, and they have a hug, which becomes awkward, and they go to get food. Oliver then asks if Miley has Mandy Moore's number to which Miley says he bounces back fast. (Okay, I'm totally here for the pop culture references but at the time of this episode's airing, Mandy was 21, almost 22 and Oliver is 14 in the show, that would not have worked dddd.) Throughout the episode, there's this side plot where Jackson bought his first car with his own money, and when she shows his dad and best friend, they tell him it's a "chick car" and they work to return and trade it, or sell it back to the dealer, then Robby returns to the house with it, because he couldn't sell it, and he shows Jackson that he beefed up the horn and added a stereo that makes the car shake while it plays what is probably thought of as "manly" music. Now, I need to say, I fucking hate this subplot. All it does his fuel this belief that there are stuff like toys, games, music, cars, activities, clothes, etc. that can be applied to each gender, which leads to judgement and hatred when people want to use, play or wear the stuff that's "not meant" for their gender, and it PISSES ME OFF. Why can't people enjoy and own and do whatever the fuck they want? Why does a car have to be owned by a girl? What the fuck makes it a car for chicks? Seriously, I'm not a car person, but I would love to have the car in this episode. It's this gorgeous red BMW with black detailing and it looks mad expensive, even though it's used. Hell, I would kill to be able to
afford a car like that, or any car period. Jackson should;ve just sucked it up and dealt with it, and realized it's just a freaking car, it doesn't matter if it's apparently "for girls" is just a stupid belief. That would've been a much better lesson instead of fueling this toxic masculinity BULLSHIT that we got instead. Okay, rant over.