The Mis-Teeq Discography Rate - WINNER ANNOUNCED!

He/Him
She's submitted.
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The votes are in and have been counted and verified. We finished with a total of 15 voters which isn't many but better than the 3 I had for a long time. Eliminations begin soon (potentially today but more likely tomorrow).
15 is a lot more than a feared the rate may get, so that’s good news! I’m looking forward to seeing the results. It’ll be interesting to see how the different versions of the same song do against each other too.
 
So time for the first elimination...






































And I'm the highest scorer, kii...
























"They don't know the places we've been, ain't seen the things that we've seen."









45th Place
They'll Never Know

(feat. Asher D & Harvey of So Solid Crew)
Average - 5.173333333

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Taken from 'Lickin' On Both Sides'

High scorer - 8 x 1 (@Robert)
Low scorer - 0 x 1 (@londonrain)
My score - 9.4
So our first song leaves us, and to my shock and dismay it isn't an extra that goes first! I have to be honest and say this is in the upper tier of Mis-Teeq songs, I think Alesha's raps are amazing on the song, both of them. Not really much more to say so let's get to your commentary!

@tylerc904 (4) "This has ALWAYS been the one dud on the album for me. It's just so choppy and I get that it is 100% intentional but I don't fux with it like I do the rest."

@Sprockrooster (5) "This sounds like B-side material." This is top tier album track material!

@berserkboi (5.4) "Takes too long to get to our girls, and it’s not very impressive once it gets there either…" Liza Minnelli, LIES!

@Iggypig (6) "Could really do without the intro and middle 8.....never liked So Solid Crew and never understood why they needed to bring in rappers when Alesha is right there, but otherwise quite different to what's proceeded it on the album."

@Filippa (4) "I’m so not into rap …." Glad you came to vote in a Mis-Teeq rate then ddd.

@londonrain (0) "Not only is this a terrible song, it also features MC Harvey, Britain’s Worst Husband In Pop. Let’s just pretend this doesn’t exist." But I really like it!

@Remorque (4) "I've never liked this one. Not when I bought the album at the time of release or now after relistening to it a couple of times. It's a So Solid track featuring Mis-Teeq and it shows. Giving such a low score to a song featuring Su-Elise actually harmonizing is making my heart ache, but... hey ho."

 
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Shocker from the off! I thought They’ll Never Know may be done dirty, especially since it features Harvey. However, Alesha is on FIRE during it. I really love her bits. I thought a bonus track like Shoo Shoo Baby might have been first out...
 
Speaking of Lickin' on Both Sides, does that expression actually mean anything? All I've gathered is "licking both sides of the stamp" means being bisexual, but I doubt that's what they were going for (or was it?). I always thought it was an odd choice for an album title, as it's sounds a bit overly sexual, and Mis-Teeq's lyrics were generally fairly tame.
 
Speaking of Lickin' on Both Sides, does that expression actually mean anything? All I've gathered is "licking both sides of the stamp" means being bisexual, but I doubt that's what they were going for (or was it?). I always thought it was an odd choice for an album title, as it's sounds a bit overly sexual, and Mis-Teeq's lyrics were generally fairly tame.
I'm sure I remember interviews at the time where they said it was to do with the fact that they were a fairly even mix of R&B and pop aka lickin' on both sides. I'm sure it's also probably just a name they came up with that they thought was cool and made up an explanation though ddd.

And that's the worst song on the debut, so bye.
 

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