The Passion Of The Groove: The Alcazar Discography Rate

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Love that Magnus said my 11 is the best song they ever recorded and all the love form that lot of 10s. I thought I would be picking an underdog that I discovered while rating and it would have no chance but I'm thrilled to see such a high ranking! What an amazing Top 5 that I've given 10s to for everything so now that my 11 is revealed let me try to rank how I think it'll go:

5) Karma Karma (this made me remember that I need to listen to Same Difference's discography too)
4) Stay the Night
3) Blame It On the Disco
2) This Is the World We Live In
1) Crying at the Discotheque
 
Blame it on the Disco and Stay the Night shouldn't have gotten this far, teebs.
Well.............
























































They’re going further.

#5
Karma Karma
(Same Difference ft. Alcazar)
Average: 9.21
Highest: 10 x 10 (@abael, @DJHazey, @Eric, @Hudweiser, @idratherjack, @iheartpoptarts, @Markus1981, @mrdonut, @Remorque, @WowWowWowWow)
Lowest: 5 x 1 (@Empty Shoebox)




Notes on “Karma Karma” from Mr. PJ himself in November 2010:

1. It’s poppers o’clock.
2. Same Difference teaming up with Alcazar is basically the ‘Alien vs Predator’ of the ludicrous Technicolor disco pop world.
3. It is released in January on Same Difference’s ‘The Rest Is History’ album.
4. Popjustice favourites Le Kid have worked on this track.
5. This song is very very good indeed and if it had been Same Difference’s debut single they would have conquered the world.


Sean from Same Difference told Digital Spy: “We were sent the demo with the group’s vocals already on it and we loved it, but assumed that they’d take it as their own because it’s a great track. When we found out they agreed to make it a duet we were bouncing off the walls! It’s an honour to collaborate with them because they’re huge in the kind of places we’re hoping to crack.”

And in a later interview with MyFizzyPop, Sean reflected: “Karma Karma should have been the first single [from The Rest Is History]. People absolutely loved it and always quote it as a favourite off the album. I think it was the timing of getting us together with Alcazar for a video and not having the money to do that. Such a missed opportunity…”

I *THINK* it goes Lina & Tess sing the first part of the first verse, then Sean sings the second part, then Sarah sings the first part of the second verse, then Andreas sings the second part? I assume I am wrong though.

@Empty Shoebox (5): Maybe just file this under ‘not for me’. I think this song is too basic. Given some of the other songs here, that’s severe criticism.

@Hudweiser (10): I can’t really discern who’s singing where in this, but it’s definitely fun and should’ve been fired off as a single, because SD pretty much keeled over after their single flopped, killing any chance for this to reach the masses.

@VivaForever (9.5): I can never shake the feeling that the lyrics are … problematic (especially ‘Dalai Lama even had to do it twice’), but it’s such a good fucking song I can’t help loving it. Same Difference and Alcazar was such a dream combination. Shame the rest of the album wasn’t up to much.

@Eric (10): What a magical combination...I think it’s criminal that this song and Same Difference flopped...maybe a couple of years later it could have worked better in the tailwind of the first Steps reunion?

@ssa (8): I listened to the Same Difference album this was on and I preferred a couple of their own tracks. Says a lot. But it’s as shambolic as it gets. I do still appreciate it to some degree.

@mrdonut (10): That chorus (especially during the momentous key change) is one of the greatest things I’ve ever experienced in my life.

@berserkboi (9.8): This is the carefree fun I ordered!

@TrueBeliever (9): Great fun song! It’s like Shakira meets Arabesque meets Alcazar.

@Untouchable Ace (9.4): Eurovision calling.

@iheartpoptarts (10): Same Difference are the kind of act I want more of in the world.​
 
Love that Magnus said my 11 is the best song they ever recorded and all the love form that lot of 10s. I thought I would be picking an underdog that I discovered while rating and it would have no chance but I'm thrilled to see such a high ranking! What an amazing Top 5 that I've given 10s to for everything so now that my 11 is revealed let me try to rank how I think it'll go:

5) Karma Karma (this made me remember that I need to listen to Same Difference's discography too)
4) Stay the Night
3) Blame It On the Disco
2) This Is the World We Live In
1) Crying at the Discotheque

Physical and one of the remaining 4 songs both tied for “highest low score” with 8!

And you’re 1/5 so far...
 
I'm honestly shocked that Karma Karma made top 5, but not pressed in the least. Like I said, I only knocked half a point off for that Dalai Lama lyric.

Blame It on the Disco and Stay the Night absolutely deserve their position. Either could win and I'd be happy.

This Is the World should go next, then Crying. However, Crying is probably going to take it.
 
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Just not This is The World We Live In please



K.

#4
This Is The World We Live In
Average: 9.315
Highest: 11 x 2 (@Remorque, @Untouchable Ace); 10 x 7 (@Ana Raquel, @DJHazey, @Hudweiser, @iheartpoptarts, @mrdonut, @ssa, @TrueBeliever)
Lowest: 7 x 2 (@abael, @Eric)



Let’s hear a fun story from a Tess Merkel fan site (of course she has one, how dare you think she does not!): Apparently the band knew from the jump that “This Is The World We Live In” was a hit, but they ran into some snags while clearing the sample. In particular, Miss Ross was not a happy camper. It seems that, in the original demo, you could still hear her voice singing “I say…”(I’m presuming as in “I say upside down, you’re turning me”…)

“Maybe she had a bad day, but she said totally no to the project. Nevertheless, the songwriters (the Chic guys - surprise surprise...) gave the track [their] blessing, so the production team… had to re-make the sample as close to the original as possible. The final work was incredible, and you can’t hear the difference between Miss Ross’ and the Alcazar loop. In the end, this meant that instead of cashing in some royalties, Miss Ross won’t get a nickel. Too bad. Those divas...”

Here are some additional comments about “This Is The World We Live In” that I found on Freaky Trigger:

There are a lot of things I can use music for – catharsis, communication, comfort, profundity, scratching a technophile itch, a hundred others. In my life music has done some of these things well, some poorly. But what are the things that only music can do to me? One is make me dance – not that I do enough of that, these days. The other is to give me what this gives me, a joyful moment of self-erasing, transporting intensity. Almost nothing else – and certainly no other artform – can provide that wide-eyed feeling, which comes without effort, cost or consequence. The feeling isn’t always ‘happy’ but it’s always linked with excitement, like something’s heating up my spirit. The feeling isn’t often transferable and you can’t talk someone into it: I might get it from a stitch-up of Diana Ross and Genesis, you might be repelled. It can come and go, which is why I don’t often stand by lists. I can enjoy and admire and discuss music that doesn’t give me the feeling, in fact for the sake of conversation I prefer to leave it implied (pretend you never read this post). Sometimes everything on the radio can give me it a little; sometimes nothing can, and the songs which sent me to heaven yesterday can leave me vaguely satisfied tomorrow. But that clean hit on the pleasure centres is the irreplacable and highest truth of music for me: almost everything else is justification.

In the beginning was the word, and the word was POP! Alcazar turn the book of Genesis upside down, and welcome you to the world God forgot to create. This is discotopia: entry free, dress smart casual (no indie-scruff here, please), soundtrack Abba, Janet Jackson, George Michael and Metallica (Tess’s favourite band). Impeccable pop classicists Alcazar have filled the Steps-shaped hole in my heart, and they can do the same for you, you and all of you.

They pillage, they plunder, they triumph. It really doesn’t matter who Alcazar’s latest sampling casualties are as long as they keep making bouncy and chirpy Europop as enjoyably brain-dead as this. Phil Collins come back, you never sounded so good. The lyrics may seem to be a sequel to Jacko’s “Heal The World,” but perhaps there are deeper things at hand. To me, the way that Genesis and Diana Ross are rudely appropriated for Alcazar’s personal gain is akin to the way an average person brazenly manipulates another for their own advancement. When Alcazar sing “This is the world we live in / Let’s make it a place worth living,” the implicit context is all skillful exploitation of Genesis’ melody, while the explicit context is all about people bonding together for the well-being of the world. Contradiction city! Both contexts are pitted against each other as the song plays, and in the end, I have to say goodbye to the betterment of the world – because I’d rather be moving on up with Alcazar!

@Hudweiser (10): Great sampling once again and it did quite well in the UK (#15), which was a pleasant surprise, but again, they didn’t bother following up.

@VivaForever (9.5): This score is for the Almighty mix. But also for the audacity to mash up a Diana Ross song with a Genesis song and actually having it work.

@ssa (10): Story time. I heard this on a German channel I managed to receive while living in Italy for some reason. The signal disappeared mid-song but it stuck with me without me knowing how to find it (Alcazar CDs were hard to find in rural Italy). Fast forward 3 years and a classmate plays a CD-R at her place, which starts with This Is The World We Live In. A whole 15 seconds of it, and then it starts cracking. I manage to import the mp3 (a staggering 10-minute mashup of snippets of song and violent cluttering noise). When we finally got the Internet where I lived I remember it being the first thing I Googled and downloaded.

@iheartpoptarts (10): Awwww, I remember when this came out. It was early in my days of turning to the internet for Eurobops and it was such a moment.

@Empty Shoebox (9): This was the very first Alcazar song I ever heard. It had a stint of being reasonably popular on UK radio back in 2004 and I had a sequence of reasonably long car journeys that year, so I heard it a lot, and I liked it. Not sure if I like it more or less than the Genesis song though. On that note - Invisible Touch is a great album.

@mrdonut (10): Remains a supreme slice of Euro pop with an absolutely brilliant handling of samples/interpolations. The video is great too. I was probably never happier than when dancing to this with mates at Wig Out in the mid-00s.

@berserkboi (9.3): This is better than I remember! Well done!!

@TrueBeliever (10): Andreas and Magnus’s harmony is incredible on this. Brilliant mash up of Diana Ross and Genesis, with the Alcazar flair!

@Untouchable Ace (11): The song that thankfully was supported by radio and gave me the chance to pay attention to them again. This is so exquisite and addictively good pop.​
 
Maybe she had a bad day, but she said totally no to the project. Nevertheless, the songwriters (the Chic guys - surprise surprise...) gave the track [their] blessing, so the production team… had to re-make the sample as close to the original as possible. The final work was incredible, and you can’t hear the difference between Miss Ross’ and the Alcazar loop. In the end, this meant that instead of cashing in some royalties, Miss Ross won’t get a nickel.
This is amazing.
 
Yay! One 8, 9 and 10 left which is probably as good as I can hope for with my overall ratings curve. Hoping for Stay The Night, thinking its Crying at the Disco.
 
#3
Blame It On The Disco
Average: 9.36
Highest: 11 x 1 (@Markus1981); 10 x 10 (@Ana Raquel, @DJHazey, @Empty Shoebox, @idratherjack, @Remorque, @Riiiiiiiii, @ssa, @TrueBeliever, @VivaForever, @WowWowWowWow)
Lowest: 7.5 x 1 (@Hudweiser)




“Blame It On The Disco” was Alcazar’s fifth and final (maybe) Melodifestivalen entry. (They made us believe that “Headlines” would be the last, and then four years later, guess who’s back?)

Descending from the sky in a glittery disco ball, Alcazar qualified directly to the final, earning the most votes that week (and over 25,000 votes more than the song in second place). In the grand final, they again ended in third place (for the third time in their four appearances at the final). Sweden is still experiencing a pyro drought due to their performance.

“Blame It On The Disco” is also notable for being Alcazar’s final top 10 single in Sweden. (FOR NOW)

Sydsvenskan asked Alcazar, what exactly can we blame on the disco? Andreas replied: “It wasn’t just water in the glasses at Studio 54…”

@mrdonut (8): The final “Disco! Disco! Disco!” moments make me punch the air with effete abandon.

@VivaForever (10): This was their first single release I was around for, and I remember eagerly awaiting their Mello performance and, of course, immediately loving it. Song and performance both were just spectacularly campy and thoroughly Alcazar.

@Eric (8): I’m always full of admiration of how Sweden takes Eurovision to its heart and this is a fab little track.

@TrueBeliever (10): Definitely a Top 5 Alcazar song for me. Just sooooo good! How did they never win Melodifestivalen? This is a corker of a tune!

@Untouchable Ace (9.6): ‘Everytime We Touch’ tea.

@iheartpoptarts (8): I do love how they have so many songs with their name in them.

@Empty Shoebox (10): Gloriously camp. This is Alcazar on all cylinders. Then again, I’ve always been partial to a Kempe penned banger.

@ssa (10): The comeback they deserved and the year they should’ve been shipped off to Eurovision directly. Everything Alcazar is supposed to be and heaps of glitter on top. After headlines I had ZERO expectations but this was perfection from start to finish.

@berserkboi (9.6): Is this another Eurovision song? What?? How come they didn’t get through even once? Or did they? I need a history lesson!

@Ana Raquel (10): MUCH BETTER THAN UNDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​
 

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