Right Now is cute. Not top 10 cute, but better than some of the stuff you didn't mention.My lowest scores to be eliminated:
Right Now
Feelin' Good
We Went As Far As We Felt Like Going
In Person
Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps
Right Now is cute. Not top 10 cute, but better than some of the stuff you didn't mention.My lowest scores to be eliminated:
Right Now
Feelin' Good
We Went As Far As We Felt Like Going
In Person
Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps
I don't know what you're into, and I just know I am going to regret even mentioning that video...
Also, I don't have a link as I stumbled across it randomly.
Wait wait wait, what the F is #StraightLadsOfPJ ?Haha, it's all good. I was joking more than anything. But yeah I just figured the video was for #straightladsofPJ and that's why you guys were joking about watching the video for longer than expected.
Wait wait wait, what the F is #StraightLadsOfPJ ?
It reminds me of a certain amateur adult video on the interwebs that has Doll Domination (Takin' Over The World/Out of This Club) playing in the background I_CANNOT_USE_REAL_WORDS_PROPERLY_
There are straight people here? Cool, I've never met one before.Ddd, me and like maybe two other members.
Did you really? How funny. Send @DJHazey a link. JKNot me coming across this video just yesterday. 'Amateur straight guys' listening to Doll Domination.... hmm okay.
Feelin' Good and Grown Man will not be missed. Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps next please.
We Slayed As Far As We Felt Like Slaying is amazing though...My lowest scores to be eliminated:
Right Now
Feelin' Good
We Went As Far As We Felt Like Going
In Person
Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps
We Slayed As Far As We Felt Like Slaying is amazing though...
"It is [R. Kelly] first track back and whatever has happened or hasn't happened, I cannot judge anybody. A hit is a hit and a song is a song and [R. Kelly] is undeniably an amazing songwriter. So it was an honour that he wrote this song specifically for us."
Filler puts on his reading glasses on again: ‘Jesus, imagine being a pale imitation of a song as shit as 'Love in This Club'. I am not fucking putting up with Usher on autopilot when I already hate him at his best.’
#44
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Out Of This Club (feat. R. Kelly & Polow da Don)
Average: 4.983
Highest: 2 x 9 (@HollyDunnSomething, @Epic Chocolat)
Lowest: 2 x 2 (@ohnostalgia, @Filler)
‘If you ain’t got no money take your broke ass home’? Glamorous called and is offended that it’s quality is being compromised for this song. Apparently this was an urban-radio only single in the US ddd? Wikipedia tells me that ‘the song follows R. Kelly cleared of child pornography charges Speaking about the collaboration Nicole Scherzinger said’:
Nn, it peaked at #24 on the Bubbling Under R&B/Hip-Hop charts, so a ‘hit’ indeed.
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I’m not a big fan of this song (gave it a 2.5), and I’m glad a lot of people agree. It’s sort of just there? I’ll blame it on R. Kelly, seeing as he both wrote and produced the song.
R. Kelly seemed to be the main complaint about the song. PCDPG likes the skeleton of the song: ‘a good song but I don’t like R Kelly.’ Remorque tells it like it is: ‘This is all kinds of boring. R. Kelly can go suck a dick too. Whoever invited him, you’re fired.’ Nn, don't fire Nicole. Slice of Life always finds the light of situation: ‘Okay but this is kinda funny ddddddddd. Sounds super amateur. Cysts, leave this to the likes of Macedonian girl groups or something.’ Excuse you. Balkan music is far better than this, looks like you need some PM education about it x. evilsin rightfully hates it: ‘The fuck is this, R.Kelly? Get out of here, please, instead. I couldn't even finish listening to the song.’ Music to my ears, dear. I try to be unbiased but I really dislike this. Reboot joins me in my thoughts: ‘I really don’t like this song. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because of the useless addition of male vocals. And melodically it’s all over the place.’ Speaking of R. Kelly, he’s been in the headlines again these days, as mentioned by Weslicious: ‘I'm rating this during the week where R. Kelly has once again been in the news so it really is impossible to rate this just on the merits of the song. So I will say if he wasn't involved in any way it would have been a 7 as a pretty good R&B jam. But he is involved and his grossness can’t be overlooked during his verse so this is my score.’ Yeah, there are some things that can be overlooked, but what R. Kelly has done can’t. He’s a mess.
Finally, we move to the Glamorous/Love in This Club situation going on. They all had involvement from Polow da Don and we all know which one is the superior one. Pecans agrees: ‘Oh this is pure cheese. What the hell at that random Fergie sample? It just reminds me of how Glamorous is so much better than this.’ Sprockrooster also is not a fan: ‘I love both 'Love in this Club' and 'Glamorous', but I cannot say this track is on par with those two. It should not try to meet with these giants. Autotune R. Kelly can leave his broke ass home also.’ Ah yes, all this song has done is reminded me just how much of a 11/10 Glamorous is. Filler puts on his reading glasses on again: ‘Jesus, imagine being a pale imitation of a song as shit as 'Love in This Club'. I am not fucking putting up with Usher on autopilot when I already hate him at his best.’ Nn. We finish off with lemonsqueezyy: ‘The Polow Da Don-assisted version is better than the one without, but regardless, I can’t fully back a track with Robert involved in any way.’ Great way to sum it up!
Polow da Don doesn't deserve this, so listen to this instead:
Whew, a song.
That was also our last song below 5.0!
#43
Santa Baby
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(found this and couldn't not use it ddd)
Average: 5.086
Highest: 1 x 9 (@Mr.Arroz), 1 x 8 (@Weslicious)
Lowest: 4 x 2 (@Terminus, @Conan, @send photo, @Robsolete)
I’m a bit of a mess for including this one in the rate, aren’t I? The main reason I included it is because three of the girls actually sing on it, and it’s a nice change of pace. It features vocals from Carmit, Ashley and Jessica. It’s a nice enough cover. It even has a life performance ddd.
First of all, let’s get Filler skulldragging me out of the way, ‘Respect for actually including 'Santa Baby' in a rate when it seems to be standard practice for all rate hosts to arbitrarily exclude the shit pointless cover of 'Santa Baby' seemingly every artist ever has done. Fuck these so-called "complete" discography rates. Everyone has done a shit pointless cover of 'Santa Baby' and we should just find it in ourselves to accept that. This is the only rate I respect, because it has the shit pointless cover of 'Santa Baby' in it. No brushing the shit pointless cover of 'Santa Baby' under the carpet. We're rating the shit pointless cover of 'Santa Baby' and to hell with anyone who thinks we shouldn't.’ Nn, destroy me a bit. I explained my reasons though and you will deal xxx. GhettoPrincess gets me, ‘Cute and we actually get to hear Ashley & Jessica sing!’ PCDPG seconds the sentiment, ‘I love that it only features Carmit, Jessica and Ashley. It’s a fun little song.’
Slice of Life unnie thinks it ‘needs to be edited down to under two minutes.’ You wanna edit down the already minimal vocal involvement of the other girls? Not today, my jagi. evilsin backs me up, ‘Ugh, the classic.’. Remorque is also here for the other girls, ‘It’s such a kii when you realize neither Nicole nor Melody have a single line in this song. But then you also realize that this has been done to death by everybody, so you can’t really give it a high score… Then you kinda do.’ Exactly what I did, presh. Epic Chocolat, however, disagrees, ‘I don't need another Santa Baby cover.’ Reboot ‘hates Christmas’ and Sprockrooster is just not here for it, ‘Even at Christmas this does not grab me at all. But nothing offensive. Just a bit out there.’ We finish this rollecoaster of Christmas emotions on a high, with Weslicious, ‘Festive sultryness. I love this song when near enough anyone does it... But not Michael Buble, never Michael Buble.’ Any Michael Buble slander is okay in my book.
Now, the live performance.. I had not come across this prior to the rate and... nn, well see for yourself. (The Dolls - Nicole + Carmen Electra) x Christmas = ..an interesting performance.
A bop!
You can tell the studio mix was probably recorded before Nicole was finalized in the group; seeing as this came later
which is literally annoying. Nicole being pushed was... well it led us to where we are now so who's really tripping. (Melody missing the turn @ 1:15 tho kii)