(Beyoncé's Ring The Alarm starts playing)
29 voters
14,483 words of commentary
46 songs
1 messy disorganised host
First, I'm aware that the cover for this is a mess dddd, but that's my middle name and I'm attempting to make all the covers myself. Secondly, Nina Simone hew? (Forgive me, father, for I have sinned). Our first song out is one that has been covered to death, including by our lovely ladies (or in this case lady nn). It was originally written for the musical ‘The Roar of the Greasepaint – The Smell of the Crowd’ and then covered by every single artist in the world.
Nicole sounds good but I do agree that this was just unnecessary, especially as her vocals are the only ones present. The outro is also a bit extra, even for Nicole.
Now let’s turn to our established panel of voters for their opinions. We start with one of our highest voters, Reboot, who is ‘generally fond of this song in any incarnation. The vocals are particularly pleasant on this one.’ Weslicious agrees: ‘A good throwback for Nicole to show off her vocals, whilst sticking to the old PCD burlesque brand’. They do know how to capture the atmosphere quite well, don’t they? Their jazzier songs always sound better with a cigarette xx. Sprockrooster’s ranking of the versions goes ‘Nina Simone < Muse < George Michael < Pussycat Dolls. That is how I would I rank the versions I know from this song. A brilliant song that you possibly cannot do wrong, yet PCD makes it a bit flat and lifeless. The extended outro is also unnecessary.’ I agree! (presuming that you meant Nina Simone’s version on top, as it is untouchable). Slice of Life unnie always finds a way to bop, and this is no exception: ‘Ooh, lemme swing these stiff hips to this.’ Okay, Britney.
Ddd, and now for the people who didn’t really like the song. GhettoPrincess is not a fan, ‘Zzzzz…..’. Pecans echoes the thoughts of the majority: ‘Gosh, this really drags on. They could have ended this at around the 3 minute mark and it'd feel like a more complete song. Filler.’ Speaking of filler, here’s Popjustice’s very own, Filler: ‘Why bother? There have been like 8000 covers of this song over the course of pop history, and this probably ranks about 6000th. I should never have to type the phrase "not as good as the Michael Bublé version"’. Who is she? Drag her, read her, slay her, sipping on that truth tea hunty, I live. (This is how I’m going to respond to most of Filler’s commentary because he is a reading machine (nn, just wait until you read how he skulldragged me later in the rate). The good sis evilsin also demands answers: ‘Why is this part of the album consists of these half-covers?’. Good question, it’s probably because covers were cheaper to record than entirely new songs. Epic Chocolat likes the song, but ‘doesn’t care for this version.’ PCDPG finds it to be ‘a boring album closer and one cover too much.’ Remorque sums it up well: ‘Done to death and I just can’t stand it anymore… Shame.’
(Nicole performing this on tour completely alone is a kii)
...and then there were 45.