In lieu of a 0:43 snippet of The Bible leaking tonight (and naturally distracting me from doing anything productive), let's celebrate its written lyrics.
Let's have a girls' night out tonight
I can't wait to live it up tonight
It's a girls' night out
No boys, no boys
No boys, no boys
No boys, no boys
...
wig
How does the good sis Charli relate to our elimination?
Well, it's a song called Grown Man. No boys, no boys
indeed.
#45
Grown Man (with New Kids On The Block)
Average: 4.759
This messy cover took me way too long nn. The song is … interesting. I like how it starts (as in Nicole’s voice serving as a siren, yath queen) but it’s just.. puzzling. The entire New Kids On The Block album is a hot mess (it features the Dolls, Lady Gaga, Ne-Yo and Akon). It also features Lights, Camera, Action, which was later reworked for one of the many reissues of Doll Domination.
Let’s lead with our only 10, Sprockrooster: : ‘A serious soulfull start and backtrack of a song, masked with some sexy lush grindbop. Nicole giving vocals for life. I am a fan.’ HmmmT. His fellow sinner tylerc904 also agrees: ‘Love this! This NKOTB album was surprisingly great.’ Double nn, I actually listened to the album while making the cover photo and it’s a hot mess. Dirty Dancing is pretty great, though. Filler has a confession, ‘New Kids on the Block are a big pop blind spot of mine – this is the first song of theirs I've knowingly heard. The second is the Lady Gaga duet this album also apparently had on it. It's shit and I am going to stop listening to New Kids on the Block now. Okay thank you.’ Good call.
Let’s move onto a slew of puzzled people. Slice of Life unnie affirms, ‘Yeah nope.’ Destroy ha, hun. Reboot is also not a fan: ‘Laughably bad. I am not used to mature boy bands singing about things like this. Please make it stop.’ GhettoPrincess knows what she wants and this song is not it, ‘I’ve never heard this before and I’ll probably never listen to it again.’ Remorque questions the existence of the song: ‘What even is this?’ and Weslicious has two words for it, ‘monotonous naffness’. I don’t know what that means but I agree xx. PCDPG deems it as ‘not really memorable’ and evilsin finishes off our ensemble with a short but clear ‘This is weird.’ Действительно.
This messy tour video has the Rebel Heart tour shook for messy editing: