The Real Housewives of Atlanta (S16)

I don't know girls, the more I think about this, the more I think we're in for a RHONY season 5 of sorts; half the cast chopped, a ton of new blood injected - a transitional, if imperfect, season that will lead to better things. We still have Porsha, Kenya, Cynthia and Phaedra around for varying amounts of time through the season, and the new girls seem fun enough. I'd have loved them to keep Sheree and/or Marlo around as friends for a bit more consistency, but at 16 seasons in, we have to be prepared to embrace some change. If people are willing to watch paint dry on Beverly Hills and current RHONY, there's no way Atlanta should be written off yet.
 

Mr.Arroz

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I hadn't watched any of the promos/trailers until the newest one and my gosh, the comment section was right. It looks so un-RHOA, and more so like VH1 trash. RHOA always had a slight bit more finesse to it so this looks really...whelming. Imma plug in but so far...I'm not swayed in a good direction.
 
I still feel like the only thing I will enjoy from this absolutely stale looking season are the fake songs. Atlanta has always been the...worst? at featuring these.

*Drew walks in her house* *trop pop synths* I'm a SiiIngLe WomAaaaN!! Doing it on my OwWNn!!

*Porsha takes her daughter to dance rehearsal alone* *trop pop synths* *steel drums this time* There is no man in my liiIiIfe!! I aM alOne!!!!

*Shamea meets Porsha for a dinner date* CAN YOU SPELL ALONE???

*Phaedra hosts a party announcing the launch of her new diet tequila/combination facial toner* ALONE!!! ALONE ALONE ALONE!!!!!!!
 

Mr.Arroz

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I still feel like the only thing I will enjoy from this absolutely stale looking season are the fake songs. Atlanta has always been the...worst? at featuring these.

*Drew walks in her house* *trop pop synths* I'm a SiiIngLe WomAaaaN!! Doing it on my OwWNn!!

*Porsha takes her daughter to dance rehearsal alone* *trop pop synths* *steel drums this time* There is no man in my liiIiIfe!! I aM alOne!!!!

*Shamea meets Porsha for a dinner date* CAN YOU SPELL ALONE???

*Phaedra hosts a party announcing the launch of her new diet tequila/combination facial toner* ALONE!!! ALONE ALONE ALONE!!!!!!!
*Kenya reveals Brooklyn* I'M THAT BITCH WIDDA BAG
 
So I finished S3 now and I can’t get „The ring didn’t mean a thing“ out of my head, so obviously I searched for it online, only to find out that it never got officially released, because of that greedy cow. I‘m fuming! The hook „oooOouuu OoOoOHh OoohhOhhh uuOohHooohooo“ is really catchy.
 

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