Ranking each girls performance from the premiere
Dorit - 10s. Whether mama was genuine or this is another elaborate scheme in the Hollywood hills doesn’t even matter to me. Dorit was serving CAMP. The reaction to the dogs barking and the missing phone was an Emmy submission piece. Also the confessional where she is crying and said PK is so strong but when it comes to matters of the heart **tears evaporate** I’m stronger!
Sutton - 10s - Told Kyle she will not play ball in their solo scene and completely ruined whatever fake scenario she had concocted in her head for the scene to be and made it all about her. Iconic behaviour.
Garcelle - 10s - She was serving Emeli Sande circa 2012 and popping up every damn where! Something tells me this season will be Garcelle at the peak of her powers and she will be in charge of the girls
PK - 9 - The tears were wet and range was displayed I was here for it.
Erika - 8 - Eh. I’m kinda feeling her leaning in to the villain role fully?
Kyle - 5 - Existed purely to be eaten up by Sutton and provide a panic room for Dorit. Proof that she needs Kathy.
Rinna - 3 - The jokes didn’t land. The acting didn’t convince. The looks didn’t do what she thought they did.