The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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Naur Sutton is the MVP. Premiere was fine.
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The fact that Garcelle or Sutton appeared in nearly every scene.
Garcelle facetiming Dorito the day of, then appearing the day after to comfort... a masterclass




They won
 
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I thought the premiere was ok. My only fear is they'll drag this boring Rinna vs Sutton feud out til episode 7 or something.
I feel with Binna being so activated about it that Sutton just brushes it off and denies her a storyline
 
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Gacelle and Vyke being the only ones invited to the Bravo Upfronts



Andy knows who matters for the longevity and popularity of the show
 
Ranking each girls performance from the premiere


Dorit - 10s. Whether mama was genuine or this is another elaborate scheme in the Hollywood hills doesn’t even matter to me. Dorit was serving CAMP. The reaction to the dogs barking and the missing phone was an Emmy submission piece. Also the confessional where she is crying and said PK is so strong but when it comes to matters of the heart **tears evaporate** I’m stronger!

Sutton - 10s - Told Kyle she will not play ball in their solo scene and completely ruined whatever fake scenario she had concocted in her head for the scene to be and made it all about her. Iconic behaviour.

Garcelle - 10s - She was serving Emeli Sande circa 2012 and popping up every damn where! Something tells me this season will be Garcelle at the peak of her powers and she will be in charge of the girls

PK - 9 - The tears were wet and range was displayed I was here for it.

Erika - 8 - Eh. I’m kinda feeling her leaning in to the villain role fully?

Kyle - 5 - Existed purely to be eaten up by Sutton and provide a panic room for Dorit. Proof that she needs Kathy.

Rinna - 3 - The jokes didn’t land. The acting didn’t convince. The looks didn’t do what she thought they did.
 
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Ranking each girls performance from the premiere


Dorit - 10s. Whether mama was genuine or this is another elaborate scheme in the Hollywood hills doesn’t even matter to me. Dorit was serving CAMP. The reaction to the dogs barking and the missing phone was an Emmy submission piece. Also the confessional where she is crying and said PK is so strong but when it comes to matters of the heart **tears evaporate** I’m stronger!

Sutton - 10s - Told Kyle she will not play ball in their solo scene and completely ruined whatever fake scenario she had concocted in her head for the scene to be and made it all about her. Iconic behaviour.

Garcelle - 10s - She was serving Emeli Sande circa 2012 and popping up every damn where! Something tells me this season will be Garcelle at the peak of her powers and she will be in charge of the girls

PK - 9 - The tears were wet and range was displayed I was here for it.

Erika - 8 - Eh. I’m kinda feeling her leaning in to the villain role fully?

Kyle - 5 - Existed purely to be eaten up by Sutton and provide a panic room for Dorit. Proof that she needs Kathy.

Rinna - 3 - The jokes didn’t land. The acting didn’t convince. The looks didn’t do what she thought they did.
You forgot to give Maurice an 11
 
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