Discussion in 'TV + Film' started by johnny_tsunami, Oct 27, 2020.
"I make my own money, where do you make your money?"
"REALITY TV, YA FUCKING CUNT!"
Figaro is a better cast member than Suzie.
Yeah, she was the only real miscast of the franchise, but Suzie did give us at least that horrendous car crash of a double date with Janet and that guy, which is still more than what Turddi brought in three seasons!
Susie was almost worth it just for Lydia denying that she ever went to her wedding.
“Well then your wedding mustn’t have been very memorable.”
You can just tell Pettifleur's sister has had it up to HERE with her shit.
Those scenes were amazing, Pettifleur* has to be one of the most outlandish housewives ever, I mean I can't hate her, her delusions are on another plane of existence, truly, but then again I think all of the Melbourne housewives, bar Suzie (lovely woman I am sure, but terrible tv), are all so amazing, even Andrea, how can a housewife be so utter unlikeable that it managed to make Gina get away with all of her lies on season one?
*Also I need Kelly Bensimon, Athena X, Danielle Staub and her in a show together, imagine the mess
The season really ended with Lydia yelling "GO SUCK ON YOUR OWN FUCKING D....HEAD!!!!"
'STOP THE FUCK!' is probably my favourite quote of all time. Just... lunacy.
Only one episode for the reunion is a travesty but it is definitely one of the best reunions ever. Pretty much just Janet dragging everyone for an hour and 10 minutes.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THOSE FUCKING NUNS EDUCATED YOU.
I'M ASKING YOU A QUESTION YOU DUMB FAT BITCH.
SHE SAID I WAS A 2 AND SHE WAS A 10.
THAT. DOES IT!!
Also Gamble putting a Janet picture in the freezer just to exorcise her... you can't make up this franchise, really
The way Sally's real-life success has all the girls plucked nn.
Gamble's first impressions of Venus.
I would have liked for Venus "has photographs of you on her phone" Benbehani-Clark to stay on for another season but hey ho.
I've been watching this for 10 straight minutes.
Starting season 4. The storyline about Gina's father passing hit me unexpectedly. Ugh. Seeing Gina be vulnerable breaks my heart.
I don’t understand why they got rid of Pettifleur.
Season 4 is already iconic nn. Venus is delivering so far. Imagine her and PF together. Whew!
So Gamble got her teeth knocked out by a microphone.
IT WAS SAID IN JEST.
I feel like she left of her own accord. Why would you sack Pettifleur and hire Sally? Make it make sense.
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