The Real Housewives of Miami

All of this, 100%.

I don't think I've watched since it's aired, but I recall Season 3 having some of the most bizarre, most over-produced editing of any franchise of the time. I recall a The Hangover-esque intro sequence that felt super shoehorned in, and then the season itself just felt way more scripted/structured than the chaos of the season before. And the battle of Adriana and Joanna's weddings was just not it.
I just finished the first episode of season three. The whole drama about Adriana being married for over four years and then her fighting with Fredrick about it… the poor acting. I also really couldn’t care less about Alexia and the apology tour for her troublemaking son.
 
I am halfway through season three and Alexia is pointless. I feel like I got more out of Teddi Mollencamp. I will revolt if they bring her back for the reboot.
 
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I just finished season three (yet to watch the reunion) and it was a huge let down after the excellence of the previous season. With that being said, it was still a great show and I wish it hadn't been cancelled at the time.

I know Adrianna is the messy fan fave but I genuinely think Lisa Hochstein may be my favourite housewife from all of the franchises that I have seen. She brought a good level of drama but was likeable and sweet at all times. So happy to see her still happily married to Lenny after all these years and with two kids!!! glowing queen.
 
Their cast trip is currently being filmed…..in the Hamptons.

Early word is filming is going to go longer because the girls are rusty and giving nothing.

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I was watching some of Adriana's fight videos and... the overall embalming, soothing Brazilian desperation in her voice and body language. I stan without even knowing what she is about. And Paulina focken Rubio rumoured to be on the next season? I might have to catch up with this.
 
I actually just finished season 3 last night too and I was shook at how excellent the reunion was. From Adriana accusing Joanna of breaking up Mohamed and Yolanda’s marriage to Lisa literally getting into a fight with a makeup artist backstage to that nonsensical video message Marysol brought to share. Wow... The show overall isn’t the best but season 2 might be one of the greatest Housewives seasons of all time since it’s so chock full of drama and personalities, and that season 3 reunion was brilliant.
 
Their cast trip is currently being filmed…..in the Hamptons.

Early word is filming is going to go longer because the girls are rusty and giving nothing.
I hope this isn't true. If you can't squeeze interesting content out of *9* women filming full time then something is wrong. I will say, I still maintain bringing Larsa back is a mistake. She was fired for a reason. Just because she's very loosely connected to the Kardashians (who WONT appear) doesn't mean she'll suddenly be interesting.

I also think they leaned too heavily into the old cast for a reboot. 5 of the 9 women are old HWs.
 
Off the back of being told to watch Potomac next I ignored the advice to watch Miami due to it having only three seasons. I’m an episode in; who do we live for? Who can’t we stand?
 
Off the back of being told to watch Potomac next I ignored the advice to watch Miami due to it having only three seasons. I’m an episode in; who do we live for? Who can’t we stand?
Season 1's a pretty big dud, but also really short. Season 2 is just an overall top tier RH season, so stick with it!!

Season 2 has Adriana, Joana, and Lea Black doing the heavy lifting, and they're all nightmares in their own way. Super stannable.
 
Off the back of being told to watch Potomac next I ignored the advice to watch Miami due to it having only three seasons. I’m an episode in; who do we live for? Who can’t we stand?

Love Adriana, hate the rest. She's especially amazing during reunions. Oh she spits fire hot enough to vapourise everyone. The second series has the most intense reunion, especially as Lea Black is told to 'sit down before she breaks a hip'.
 
Off the back of being told to watch Potomac next I ignored the advice to watch Miami due to it having only three seasons. I’m an episode in; who do we live for? Who can’t we stand?

Season One - This season is short enough to survive, but I’d say Mama Elsa was the star. I also enjoyed Marysol and Adrianna. HATED the Basketball Wives

Season Two - Tbh, I loved everybody and the telenovela vibe the larger cast gave. I have no complaints

Season Three - I hated the smaller cast and think it was rude to demote Marysol because her mom was too sick to film full time. Especially odd since they included her in all the promo. I feel like Adrianna took a hit this season and Ana should’ve stayed to stir the pot with Lea.
 
Adrianna seems petty in a way I live for, what with this art show and her arriving hideously late to everything.

Marysol’s boyfriend Philippe is hot and I’ll marry him.
 
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