The Real Housewives of Miami

junglefish · Dec 16, 2022

Lenny is so disgusting. That phone call... I hope the homewrecker he's dating now leaves him high and dry. And I hope he gives her a botched boob job.

I feel so bad for Lisa.

Andrew · Dec 17, 2022

Just on episode 3, and Marysol, Alexia, Larsa, Lisa, Kiki and Nicole are all bringing it at the moment.

I don't get the Nicole hate, I think she's settled into her role in the cast really well, I enjoy her dysfunctional parental relationship, her husband is hot and they are rich baby.

It all feels very calm before the storm, but fun, and at the moment Guerdy and Julia aren't needed.

Aiden · Dec 17, 2022

Andrew said:
I don't get the Nicole hate, I think she's settled into her role in the cast really well, I enjoy her dysfunctional parental relationship, her husband is hot and they are rich baby.

Suspiciously so, in my opinion. We’re in for an Erika Jayne-style reveal, I fear. Let’s just hope Dr Nicole is still gracing our screens when it happens so that we have front row seats to the mess.

Lego · Dec 18, 2022

Andrew said:
Just on episode 3, and Marysol, Alexia, Larsa, Lisa, Kiki and Nicole are all bringing it at the moment.

I don't get the Nicole hate, I think she's settled into her role in the cast really well, I enjoy her dysfunctional parental relationship, her husband is hot and they are rich baby.

It all feels very calm before the storm, but fun, and at the moment Guerdy and Julia aren't needed.

I was so, so, so, so, soooooo close to liking this post but then that last paragraph happened.

johnny_tsunami · Dec 18, 2022

Alexia fascinates me.

junglefish · Dec 18, 2022

johnny_tsunami said:
Alexia fascinates me.

Same. There's just something about her that's unlike any other Housewife and I don't know what it is.

Also, unrelated to Alexia but after hating Larsa last season I'm kinda obsessed with her now. She's really funny in her own way.

johnny_tsunami · Dec 18, 2022

junglefish said:
Same. There's just something about her that's unlike any other Housewife and I don't know what it is.

Also, unrelated to Alexia but after hating Larsa like season I'm kinda obsessed with her now. She's really funny in her own way.

They are all powerhouses, really. A truly amazing cast.

Maria · Dec 18, 2022

I've spent this week watching season 4 and season 5. I like all of the women but Nicole is probably my least favourite. I do feel bad for her with her dad though.

Poor Lisa. I hope she finds someone richer, younger and hotter than Dr Lenny next year.

aboutyounow · Dec 22, 2022

Lenny is absolutely deranged. HE KICKED HIS OWN MOTHER AND KIDS OUT?!?!?

johnny_tsunami · Dec 23, 2022

The way they all kept SHRIEKING as Lisa revealed more and more information about her marriage.

HE'S DATING HER!!

SHE'S YOUNGER THAN HIM!!

HE'S BRINGING HER IN OUR HOME!!

HE TOLD ME I NEED TO FIND A HOME FOR ME AND THE KIDS!!

MC54 · Dec 23, 2022

The cameras following Lisa around on the phone... you'd think they'd have some compassion for the situation. As morbidly curious as viewers and audience can be... leave the woman alone for a second. It's all so sad.

johnny_tsunami · Dec 23, 2022

Alexia's reactivity is just so hilarious to me. She is like a silent film actress mixed with a mime.

facesincondensation · Dec 23, 2022

Who knew Julia had it in her to eat Teresa with a blonde wig up like that

BEST FICTION · Dec 23, 2022

Alexia saying to call 911 cause of Lenny having the girl in Lisa's house made me scream.

Lucas · Dec 23, 2022

Yeah, we had a few people drive down an hour so I can look good.

allyshone · Dec 23, 2022

I love Alexia, but she sounded really stupid with the comments about Russian women so I’m glad Julia checked her and didn’t let her off the hook. But it was hilarious to see Alexia get riled up to the point where she actually wanted to continue fighting, hence dragging Adriana into it.

It was another great episode. Both dark and humorous. Plus, Kiki had me dying with her confessional.

MisterNovem · Dec 23, 2022

This is the best season of Housewives in a minute. I can't get enough.

I do want Marysol upgraded to full time again tho.

allyshone · Dec 23, 2022

MisterNovem said:
This is the best season of Housewives in a minute. I can't get enough.

I do want Marysol upgraded to full time again tho.

Truly. If they can keep it up, it might go down as one of my favourite Housewives seasons ever.

facesincondensation · Dec 23, 2022

Kiki is giving me Tia Kofi / Pleakley teas. Obsessed!

Andrew · Dec 23, 2022

This dog's birthday on a beach thay looks freezing...
Every time Lisa talks about Lenny and how well its going, it's so gut wrenching...
Elvis the Goat is a new Queer Icon, and I love Dr Nicole and her messy parents getting a filmed scene