The Real Housewives of New Jersey

I am desperately trying to believe that when Dolores said "You're going down, Melissa" that she was saying it in jest and editors just decided to cut her laughing afterwards because I can't for the life of me believe that she thinks Jacqueline fucking Laurita is going to be able to do absolutely anything.
This was my thought too.. she had to be joking or else girl..
 
I actually did feel sorry for Danielle when she was telling her husband she’d been set up like what was she meant to say on the coach? The other girls don’t like her so she had to stick with Teresa and Jen… but yeah it does tell me she’s not made for this show!
 
I actually did feel sorry for Danielle when she was telling her husband she’d been set up like what was she meant to say on the coach? The other girls don’t like her so she had to stick with Teresa and Jen… but yeah it does tell me she’s not made for this show!
She totally was caught off guard and I understand the very human reaction to play it off cool in front of, who you think are, the cool girls, only to then tell your husband how you really feel, but from a reality TV perspective, it made her look even more dumb than she already looked by being spoon fed gossip for the explicit purpose of perpetuating it. It was clear from the season that she was a lot of bark and no bite, acting like she was a JWoww who would pop off at a moments notice, only to run away at every possible altercation, but that decision right there solidified her as a flop who is not fit for this type of reality TV.
 
@teddienono seeing the reception to this reunion and leaving me on the opposing couch alone

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Team right couch are flopping hard this reunion. You know it's bad when Teresa can barely speak without stuttering and is being owned by Melissa, Jen results to insults about Marge's age (the "you is old! lady! energy! *throws up hands* gave me the ick), Dolores is too scared to challenge her master and Danielle is out of her depth unless she's up against Rachel.

Paterson Dolores is a fraud!! Bring back the Duchess.
 
I'm honestly sad to see Jen flop like that. What the fuck does Teresa have on her? Jump girl the ship is sinking and you're gonna drown.

I don't want to guess or say anything too specific, but there might be problems between Jen and Bill that are far worse than all the hints on the show. That might explain why she's so angry towards Melissa and Marge?
 
I don't want to guess or say anything too specific, but there might be problems between Jen and Bill that are far worse than all the hints on the show. That might explain why she's so angry towards Melissa and Marge?

Nah, I don’t get the impression Jen is afraid of Tre. I think she genuinely just loves the camera and knows her position in the cast depends on having an alliance. I feel like Jen doesn’t even like any of the cast, which, werk.

Dolores on the other hand seems to be very much biting her tongue / afraid to turn. There is dirt there no doubt.
 
Nah, I don’t get the impression Jen is afraid of Tre. I think she genuinely just loves the camera and knows her position in the cast depends on having an alliance. I feel like Jen doesn’t even like any of the cast, which, werk.
That's not what I was going for. I'm saying the problems in her marriage might be far worse than what she's letting on. Her comment in last night's episode about how quiet her daughter is since Marge brought the rumour out might have let on more than Jen realises, and Marge might just be a subconscious scapegoat for the problems at home. But that's just a guess and could be totally wrong.
 
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