The Real Housewives of New Jersey

I said it weeks ago and caught flack, but until they drop Teresa, most the girls will remain stunted. They’re too preferential toward her and the ones who aren’t, get dragged because their entire storyline is going after Teresa.

Being dragged bald this reunion could be the perfect catalyst for her to take a season off, but I doubt the screaming red ballsack will let her unless there’s some big legal sitch on the horizon he’s going to want to hide from.
 
Aside from Teresa’s obvious floppage, Jennifer is the biggest loser of the reunion. Not only does she seem oddly inconsequential, her “jokes” aren’t landing and her 180 on Bill’s indifference towards their marriage is comical.
 
Finally watched part two and wow Melissa is turning in a 10/10 performance. Reminding the more… simple viewers (not us) of Teresa’s constant hypocrisy with bitch boy, swearing on her kids, her and her husband being the actual criminals, and haha funny. She’s mother.

Marge is also giving a 10/10, it is so satisfying when we see someone truly unafraid to come for Tre’s neck.
 
My theory is that little Frankie doesn’t want to appear as unprofessional within the corporate industry that he works in and would rather it wasn’t brought up on camera (we’ve seen how Evan lost clients after Teresa spread the rumour), which Dolores is choosing to support by trying to shut it down.
 
My theory is that little Frankie doesn’t want to appear as unprofessional within the corporate industry that he works in and would rather it wasn’t brought up on camera (we’ve seen how Evan lost clients after Teresa spread the rumour), which Dolores is choosing to support by trying to shut it down.
That's the thing with Dolores. For better or worse, she's on this reality TV show, so she has to play ball sometimes, but I do think that her number 1 priority is her and her family, and while there might be a lot of truth in what went down between Lil Frankie and Louie, she's more concerned with his professional reputation and not having his name involved in any drama that some sort of take down of Louie.
 
Well looks like I'm on an island again! Felt like a different reunion than what is being described here.

All I will say is that just because someone is more articulate doesn't mean they're telling the truth. Jennifer nailed it with her comment to Andy about whether he would prefer she hide it, his favoritism has been particularly blatant this time around. I will never support Melissa in this fight because her husband is at least as much of a loser as Louie and has actively thrown a drink at another housewife while calling women worse names on camera than anything Red Scare has said. She gave great soundbites for the first time in 11 seasons but they're so vacuous when she's still a grifter.

Seems like the only certainty going forward is that Jenn Fessler will be full time. I want Danielle to stay to further implode but damn was that soundbite from her trailer weak.
 
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That's the thing with Dolores. For better or worse, she's on this reality TV show, so she has to play ball sometimes, but I do think that her number 1 priority is her and her family,
Which is why she allows Frank Snr to stay around, it gives her an easy storyline for the camera that doesn't affect anyone off it.
 
I'm very curious what Bravo is making of the reunion ratings, it's probably the most toxic cast I've seen at a reunion since Miami S3 and yet it's resulting in their highest numbers.

Based on what we had heard prior I was thinking we were going to be in Dorinda S12 territory with Teresa but it's looking more like Gizelle S5 now: key player makes a severe miscalculation and looks like Bobo the fool for the entirety of the off season before we get a lightly revamped cast going into the new season.
 
Dolores telling Melissa to sleep with one eye open was so embarrassing. Lil scumbags lost.

The TreeStumps on social media trying to convince themselves that Teresa is owning the reunion is as ludicrous as Danielle trying ti convince herself that Teresa and Jennifer didn’t set her up.
 
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