The Real Housewives of New Jersey

“Yeah i saw the house you lived in Theresa before you moved into the mansion”

is a legendary quote.

 

NOT Danielle bringing a GANG to the charity event

I knew she was a mess but what the fuck is wrong with her ljkghnbdjfgh

 

Season 2 is absolute madness, the fact that 4 ladies gave us one of the best reunions... S13RHONY wishes!

 

Ddd time has absolutely vindicated Danielle in this decision, the Manzos are scary.

 

IS BITCH BETTER?!

 

A couple of weeks back I asked for classic New York episodes to watch while high, but I ended up watching New Jersey season 2. It is just SO good and chaotic. Peak reality television.

 

Yes Dina was amazing even she quit mid season. Teresa and Danielle are great reality tv and Caroline is repulsive but remained good watch. That is a cast!

 

Duchess Danielle Staub >>

 

Caroline feeling her godfather fantasy throughout season 2 was a scream as well, I didn't mind Caroline as a cast member (even though the whole situation with Dina... eeeek), but it was so hilarious seeing that last sitdown with Danielle

 

Without Danielle, New Jersey wouldn’t be as entertaining as it was from the get. She was the blueprint/catalyst/villain for season one and two.

 

We watched the Public Humiliation of Melissa Gorga last night.

Season 8 must be considered an all time great yes?

 

Is this Siggy laying on the floor? S8 really is fantastic, the Marge years are non-stop brilliance for me.

 

THAT'S ALL I WANTEDDDD!!!!

 

Yes!

I'm also fully prepared to laminate for Margaret after just six episodes.

 

"He wæs a HisToricĀl figure!!!"
Lives rent free in my head from Season 8

 

One at a time!!


ONEGASGDG ATAGSDG AAA TIMEEEHGGHH

fhadhsshd Teresa is so good.

 

DID YOU ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR NEPHEW?!!

DID YEWWWWWWWW?

 

I need to do NJ Seasons 3-5

 

PIECE

OF

SHIT.

COKEWHORE

HOMEWRECKER

EVERY DAY

 

I fucking can not stand Caroline. Like girl, go home and continue watching mafia movies.