The Real Housewives of New York

Season Rankings

Great Seasons: 3-6-8-9-10
Good Seasons: 2-5-7-11
Average to Good Seasons: 4-12
Trash: 13
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Cast Rankings

GOAT: Ramona, Bethenny, Dorinda, Luann
Great: Heather, Jill, Sonja, Carole
Good: Aviva, Alex, Tinsley
Ironically Great: Kelly
Meh: Kristen, Jules, Eboni
I Can't Stand Her so i'm extremely biased: Leah
Who is this person again?: Cindy
 
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Well, seeing as everyone got their bussies in a twist over my list, may I suggest that someone step forward and run the official Housewives rate to settle these opinions once and for all.
God-tier: Bethenny, Dorinda, Luann, Ramona, Aviva (Imagine a season with these five??)

Great: Holla, Sonja, Jill, The Mint.

Good: Alex, Jules, Kelly.

Okay: POC Kristen Taekman, Carole.

Shit: Cindy, Eboni, Leah.
Aviva above Sonja... Jules and KRISTEN above Carole...

...Not you listing Tinslegend as a GREAT housewife AND above Alex?? No it's all true!!! A secret stan.......
 
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Here's mine…

God-tier: Bethenny, Dorinda, Ramona, Sonja

Great: Jill, Luann, Alex, Writer Girl, Aviva

Good: Kelly, Tinsley, Holla, Sonja's Interns & Facialist

Shit: Eboni, Leah, Kristen, Jules

Utter Shite: Cindy, Ageless by Ramona, Skinnygirl Jeans, Tom.
 
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Well, seeing as everyone got their bussies in a twist over my list, may I suggest that someone step forward and run the official Housewives rate to settle these opinions once and for all.

Aviva above Sonja... Jules and KRISTEN above Carole...

...Not you listing Tinslegend as a GREAT housewife AND above Alex?? No it's all true!!! A secret stan.......
Aviva is better than Sonja and everyone knows I hate Ghislaine Maxwell's mummified best friend Carole Ratizville!
 
Aviva is better than Sonja
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Tinsley is overrated, she's cute, sometimes endearingly delusional and brought Dale, that's about the end of it.

Sonja should have been a friend of since season 7/8.

Aviva had potential, brought a lot of memorable and quotable moments, but the self producing was a bit too obvious at times.

Carole was great for her role in the franchise and whoever can get Bethenny pressed like that is great in my eyes.
 
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I feel like my rankings might be very similar to some users… I’ll still share them though. I will NOT tolerate the Sonja slander though.

Season Rankings

Great Seasons: 3, 7-10,
Good Seasons: 5-6, 11, 12
Average to Good Seasons: 1-2, 4
I’ll Watch It When I Need To Sleep: 13

Cast Rankings:
GOAT: Ramona, Bethenny, Dorinda
Great: Luann, Jill, Sonja, Carole, Heather
Good: Aviva, Alex, Tinsley, S12 Leah, Kelly
Meh: Kristen, Eboni
Who???: Jules, Cindy, S13 Leah
 
Season Rankings
Great Seasons: 2-3, 5-11
Good Seasons: 1, 12
Average to Good Seasons: 4
Down in the Depths of Beverly Hills' Bad Seasons: 13

Cast Rankings:
GOAT: Ramona, Bethenny, Dorinda, Heather
Great: Alex, Luann, Jill, Sonja, Carole, Tinsley, Kristin, Aviva, Elyse, Bershan
Good: Jules, Barbara
Meh: Cindy
Who???: Eboni, Leah, Jen

Writing all that out reminds me why this is one of the greatest TV series of all time. It makes S13 all the more brutal.
 
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Season Rankings
Great Seasons: 2-3, 5-11
Good Seasons: 1, 12
Average to Good Seasons: 4
Down in the Depths of Beverly Hills' Bad Seasons: 13

Cast Rankings:
GOAT: Ramona, Bethenny, Dorinda, Heather
Great: Alex, Luann, Jill, Sonja, Carole, Tinsley, Kristin, Aviva, Elyse, Bershan
Good: Jules, Barbara
Meh: Cindy
Who???: Eboni, Leah, Jen

Writing all that out reminds me why this is one of the greatest TV series of all time. It makes S13 all the more brutal.
One can hope Season 14 course corrects and it goes back to its glory. I just can’t see it going that way if Leah stays and/or Ramona and Sonja goes. Dorinda and Bethenny need to return and destroy everyone.
 
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