The Real Housewives of New York

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"I'm humiliated, I'm ashamed, but I'm still amused" - Aviva is too relatable sometimes. And while I'm still on season 5, Carole is such a treat. The way she can't stop being shady for a milisecond on these early episodes is so endearing, and she's always safe from being called out because Ramona is unusually messy on these episodes. Carole's confessionals are the best so far.
 
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Friend of the popjustice pod Elyse Slaine deserved another season as a friend of, I think one of the weak links of RHONY, was the lack of long running friend of, something that I feel RHOBH actually nailed well throughout the seasons, they always managed to include great supporting cast members (D.D., Alison, Dana/Pam, Eden, The morally corrupt Faye Resnick) and always managed to bring past cast members (Camille, Adrienne, Taylor, Brandi, Eileen, etc.) in a consistent way
 
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Rent Free. Kelly was horrible but she was great in her horribleness. Flop Fox Five only can wish.

This is exactly the scene that convinced me to dive into RHONY.
 
I had a random deep dive through the Housewives subreddit last night and I rediscovered this legendary scene



"She DIED Aviva! That's not a compliment!"
"Did you just call me a name????"

No one at the time could admit it but now we can see that Aviva really got Heather. She riled her up so effortlessly. I feel like the modern iteration of Housewives really gels with Aviva's campy villain antics in a way that wasn't appreciated at the time.
 
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No one at the time could admit it but now we can see that Aviva really got Heather. She riled her up so effortlessly. I feel like the modern iteration of Housewives really gels with Aviva's campy villain antics in a way that wasn't appreciated at the time.
Sure, she riled her up but Heather for a hot second but Heather wasn't giving in or letting her land any punches. Aviva is so overrated. Season 5, she had potential but season 6 was a dumpster fire. She threw her leg out at a dinner party. The rest of her season was dull, self-produced and very one note. It would have been more interesting if it all happened naturally. We got that "emotional" moment with her visit to the barn but didn't her family sue that family for a ton of money? On top of all of that, we had to suffer through her pervy father George. I'm good. Her meet up with Ramona in season 5 is still amazing though... Ramona handled it so well though.
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SHOW A LITTLE COMPASSION LADY. IT'S VERY RUDE!

I HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BREATHE THROUGH A STRAW 24 HOURS A DAY IN NEW YORK CITY IN THE SUMMER IS NOT FUN

AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS 'GEE' COULD YA POSSIBLY SAY "GEE I'M SORRY YOU CAN'T COME ON THE TRIP POSSIBLY" OR IS ALL YOU CAN SAYS "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU"

!!!WHAT A BITCH!!!
 


SHOW A LITTLE COMPASSION LADY. IT'S VERY RUDE!

I HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BREATHE THROUGH A STRAW 24 HOURS A DAY IN NEW YORK CITY IN THE SUMMER IS NOT FUN

AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS 'GEE' COULD YA POSSIBLY SAY "GEE I'M SORRY YOU CAN'T COME ON THE TRIP POSSIBLY" OR IS ALL YOU CAN SAYS "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU"

!!!WHAT A BITCH!!!


Another classic. Kristin really understood the assignment too. I still don’t like seeing her ranked below (or below) the likes of Kelly, Eboni, Jules, Cindy and Leah.
 
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SHOW A LITTLE COMPASSION LADY. IT'S VERY RUDE!

I HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BREATHE THROUGH A STRAW 24 HOURS A DAY IN NEW YORK CITY IN THE SUMMER IS NOT FUN

AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS 'GEE' COULD YA POSSIBLY SAY "GEE I'M SORRY YOU CAN'T COME ON THE TRIP POSSIBLY" OR IS ALL YOU CAN SAYS "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU"

!!!WHAT A BITCH!!!

I'm sawry. I'm SAWRY! But you have the ordacity to scream at me?
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