The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S5)

Oceandrive

Oceandrive

Amazing Lisa Barlow Moments Of Episode 6:

- Her speaking a little bit louder and subconsciously looking at the camera when she spoke about all she learned in Math at college

- Not having the parental prowess to deal with Jack dragging her cooking so she instinctively shades him in a confessional instead

- Changing the subject make to herself every time Whitney tries to share her tea

- Retweeting Heathers dad’s OBITUARY for a moment of vindication

- Her warming up for her debut live performance of future Billboard #1 single Away In A Manger
 
Fair Haired Fool

Fair Haired Fool

Whitney’s reframing of everything into “- because I’m a woman?!?” this season is giving high schooler who just learned about the women’s rights movement. Whether his firing is fair or not, “They fired you because your wife dares to have a career?” is a strong watering down of filming foreplay with face paint for a network tv show.

Is Elf on the Shelf reading as a fluffy homo to anyone else? It’s a lot of movement from the elbows down and all that messy meddling online… I’m just saying I won’t be surprised if the Real Housebears podcast has a new co-host in the not too distant future.
 
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lilylu

lilylu

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Fair Haired Fool said:
s Elf on the Shelf reading as a fluffy homo to anyone else? It’s a lot of movement from the elbows down and all that messy meddling online… I’m just saying I won’t be surprised if the Real Housebears podcast has a new co-host in the not too distant future.
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I understand this thought, but he reminds me so much of my brother who acts like that but is painfully straight. I think it's just an insecure person who thinks highly of himself type of thing but I am absolutely projecting.
 
lilylu

lilylu

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You make points but Heather's obsession with Lisa isn't tired, it's fun and eternal! I mean... Lisa called her a good time girl. That's the lowest thing you can call someone!! Ever!!

I will say, Heather's alliance with Angie H is really starting to make me put a lot more trust into the Lisa/Whitney's view of things in general. I feel that being friends with Angie H is going to ruin Heather's credibility. I think this will be very funny to watch! Like... after spending two episodes with Angie H, I now absolutely believe that she told Whitney and Heather that Lisa gives blowies for courtside Utah Jazz tickets.
 
ChrisC

ChrisC

huntypoo said:
And this for me is why she is finally ascending to Gay icon status. She's been far too focused on being friendly and likeable for the past few seasons and so her finally contributing the mess is such a breath of fresh air. The Good Time Girl jumped out!
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Yeah, agree here. I think the cracks are starting to show in her "I'm just like YOU" Housewives Archetype she's embodied for 2 years and now she's really starting to devolve to the pitch black darkness the rest of this cast operates out of. It's refreshing!
 
Lego

Lego

I’m very over Meredith trying to say she didn’t spread the “sexual” favor rumor about Lisa just because she didn’t say that exact word, as if she was meaning to imply that Lisa was mowing lawns or babysitting to get Vida picked up. “Favors” is a loaded enough term and even aside from that she used the word “whore” in the first episode.
 
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