The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S5)

[tyrabnks]

Is this show worth it? I'm running out of shows to watch.

It’s the best current Housewives franchise. The first season is slow to begin with but when it takes off, phew!!! You are not ready.

 

[K94]

Nah coz imagine you're in a meeting, you glance across your boss on his phone and it's in Photo Editor with a pic of Jen Shah behind bars in clown makeup - I love this show.

Also Calamity Jane getting her husband fired. The way she just falls into mess - might have to stan on that one.

 

[johnny_tsunami]

It’s the best current Housewives franchise. The first season is slow to begin with but when it takes off, phew!!! You are not ready.

Not when Potomac is debt-free and current!

 

[Bobbyrae]

Is this show worth it? I'm running out of shows to watch.

It’s essential!!

 

[constantino]

She's been far too focused on being friendly and likeable for the past few seasons

has she??

 

[BEST FICTION]

Whitney making her husband's firing entirely about her and her own feelings... I don't know a better woman.

Heather getting proven wrong about Lisa's text and then moving the goalpost to being about WELL HE WAS IN HOSPICE like Lisa would know that... I don't know a worse woman.

 

[huntypoo]

has she??

Spoiler

 

[Karvel]

I’m very over Meredith trying to say she didn’t spread the “sexual” favor rumor about Lisa just because she didn’t say that exact word, as if she was meaning to imply that Lisa was mowing lawns or babysitting to get Vida picked up. “Favors” is a loaded enough term and even aside from that she used the word “whore” in the first episode.

True

I am disgusted and sick by the vitriol, venom and hatred that are spewed in these posts.

 

[Steve003]

You girlies were right about this show and I'm only one episode in.

"Why is she having her legs cut off at 60? Her diet must be bad. Just drink some water."

 

[constantino]

The fact that we got the 'you smell like hospital'/Jen's amputee aunt storyline on episode one. The ladies really came out swinging, didn't they?

A God-tier franchise

 

[JORDAN]

It’s the best current Housewives franchise. The first season is slow to begin with but when it takes off, phew!!! You are not ready.

In what way was the start of season one slow? I thought it started super strong with all the ladies working for their pay cheques.

 

[Andrew]

In what way was the start of season one slow? I thought it started super strong with all the ladies working for their pay cheques.

Best first season since Beverly Hills

 

[Steve003]

I love grandpa fucker Mary.

 

[sexercise]

Angie Paulson is following the Kim G/DanaPam "I'd put my family in a meat grinder for airtime" blueprint. The desperation emitting from her could power a small country. Managing to talk your husband into humiliating himself on national TV should qualify you for a Purple Heart. All for a "friend-of" check!

Heather starting a choir for a storyline is really solidifying the community theater vibe this show has. I love these women so much.

 

[klow]

"It’s the cherry on the topping of the icing of the cake".

First time poster, long time watcher, loving this season - even bland family scenes spawn classique memes! E.g.:

 

[sesita]

I've been completely obsessed with Jen Shah's rendition of Amazing Grace. The hot Valentino pink suit, the glasses, her carrying a box with her belongings as a little foreshadowing, the little strut, the reverb effect,... she makes being a criminal so much fun!

 

[johnny_tsunami]

The choir auditions drama is the kind of insanity I absolutely love on Housewives. It's the type of comedy that you can't even write, it's so insane, which RHONY was amazing for. I see Salt Lake City carrying the sociopathic torch!!

 

[constantino]

The hilarity of Angie and Whitney turning up to community choir auditions dressed in matching showgirl outfits with a dance routine has not been lost on me.

 

[Lander]

Lisa Barlegend’s “I’m an empath I absorb it all” was pure excellence.

She’s right and she should say it!

 

[Andrew]

Any Justin and Whitney scene