The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S5)
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I'll always take time out my day to remind everyone they are the worst nn. They seem to have it in for every dark-skinned housewife on Bravo (Kenya, Ubah, Candiace, Wendy, they were liking shady posts about Boz), they're having a having a pretty bad week thanks to Kyle, Brynn and now Lisa getting skull dragged online. Ha! Suffer.
matthew.
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Bronwyn did fine on the first part of the reunion. Waiting to see where she supposedly had a bad reunion.
Don’t forget they stan Robyn. Tells me all I need to know.
Bronwyns fashion is awful.
Few thoughts on the part one:
- I didn’t think Bronwyn or Lisa had an awful episode. Lisa should’ve just apologized for her comments on the after show since they were hurtful to Bronwyn and Gwen, even though I don’t think she intended to be malicious at all. Bronwyn also should’ve never spoken about it on camera, as it’s clear she’s not comfortable doing so and Todd said that they agreed to that beforehand dd.
- Both Heather and Meredith trying to throw Lisa a bone to get her to acknowledge Bronwyn’s perspective and promptly ignoring both attempts was a scream.
- Angie coming for Meredith for calling her a backup dancer was absurd. Those two need to give it up, be friends and not go after each other for every little thing.
- Bronwyn 100% rented that jewelry and is exactly the type of Housewife to do so.
- Whitney was serving oompah loompah.
- I didn’t think Bronwyn or Lisa had an awful episode. Lisa should’ve just apologized for her comments on the after show since they were hurtful to Bronwyn and Gwen, even though I don’t think she intended to be malicious at all. Bronwyn also should’ve never spoken about it on camera, as it’s clear she’s not comfortable doing so and Todd said that they agreed to that beforehand dd.
- Both Heather and Meredith trying to throw Lisa a bone to get her to acknowledge Bronwyn’s perspective and promptly ignoring both attempts was a scream.
- Angie coming for Meredith for calling her a backup dancer was absurd. Those two need to give it up, be friends and not go after each other for every little thing.
- Bronwyn 100% rented that jewelry and is exactly the type of Housewife to do so.
- Whitney was serving oompah loompah.
This was hilarious though. IF they are going to argue going forward, please let it be stupid AF arguments like this.
"You said I should go back to being a backup dancer."
"Well I said I liked you better when you were a backup dancer in Monica and Jen Shah's WAP video"
"I've been solo since I was six years old and I'm nobodies backup dancer"
"oh this is the problem, that you were a backup dancer in a video and I said it?"
"I was not a backup dancer-"
"-in Jen's video?"
"I don't know how to dance, was I dancing?"
"In Jen's video, you were not a backup dancer?"
"She called me a backup dancer. You were trying to jab me and it was rude."
"................ it's a fact Angie, it's all over the internet."
"I'm nobodies backup dancer hun"
*Meredith losing her mind*
"You were a backup dancer in her WAP video!"
I'm sorry I had to type it out to see how many times they both said "backup dancer" dddd.
You can't convince me that isn't Juan Dixon's roommate's account!!
Also, Whitney J. Trump was killing me with her tan progressively activating before my eyes!! The carrot jumped out.
Heather has wanted to be the main character since season 1 and you can tell it's killing her that Brownyn breathes and people talk about it!!
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So the queen of the network thats will never get fired?
Thank you god, thank you! *bows in a green dress*
Mr.Arroz
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The greatest thing about the reception of Bronwyn vs Heather, especially on social media, is just how much people value the former’s ability to communicate and validate herself and her own perspective within a variety of situations, in contrast to how Heather is quite visibly seeking the in-crowd acceptance not only of her castmates but the viewers as well.
It’s not necessarily about standing alone on principle but having the tools to do so with dignity and humility. Heather continues to act like She By Shein and people aren’t really attracted to her inability to stop whimpering for the gaze of anyone that’ll stop to look in her direction.
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And unfortunately (on Twitter anyway) Lisa Stans have absolutely become the Tree Huggers of the fandom.
So where are the receipts of the jewelry that Bronwyn apparently bought and said she'd post? Cause everyone makes claims against Lisa and she has all the proof to disprove it, but the other ladies can make allegations with absolutely nothing to back it up, then weasel away with no backlash.
And that's the truth!
And that's the truth!
Update: her caviar is actually great. Even my fiancé who is a housewife hater (I know…) is impressed. We love a housewife with a legitimate business venture that isn’t sourced from AlleyBäwbäw.
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