The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

She/Her/Queen
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MURILO

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CRYSTAL

SAID

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YOUR

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GETOUTOFMYFACE!

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Jennie says that Jen shouldn't be violent, how they're adults etc. Saying all of this when we know the glass throw at Mary is coming up.


It's infuriating watching this and seeing Heather & Jen twist themselves in circles trying to make Meredith look like a monster for getting an investigator to see who was sending anonymous threats to her son... Like she very concisely explained at the dinner table it wasn't targeted at any one particular person, it was a broad investigation that involved everyone. Why are they so dense and desperate to paint it out like she's hiding something when she is just doing what she can to protect her family?
 
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This reminded me of Jen literally throwing her champagne on Lisa and then making direct, evil eye contact with the camera. She is my favorite sociopath.

Also, Jen's hair extension laying by the pool like it had a Grudge against EVERYBODY.
The fact that Jen threw her hair extension at somebody and it was a mere footnote in the episode really tells you how much this show is delivering the goods.
 
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