The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

- The flashback of Lisa calling John mid argument in Arizona and telling him what the others were saying like a toddler snitching on their siblings took me the fuck out

- Danna is preparing to get messy! I could see it in her eyes

- Angie H is what Diana Jenkins wishes she looks like

- Heathers cousins look like they could also be Ashley Darbys relatives
 
Producers should have ordered Lisa to have a camp Housewives sit down with Angie H.

Lisa is giving more “I’m not speaking with her because I don’t want her on the cast” over “let me get to the bottom of these rumours”.
Which is why Meredith going on a double date with Angie and their husbands next week to secure Angie more screentime and guarantee that she becomes a cast member for the season is iconic, actually.
 
Angie has so much star power, like wow. Like Meredith her cosmetic surgery is peaking at the perfect time; she looked STUNNING in her confessional. I can't describe it but when I see Angie I feel like I'm watching a lifelong friend. It's like my mind remembers her playing a stepmom in one of my childhood favourite romcoms alongside Judy Greer or Selma Blair or something. My theory is that she's occupying the same position in my Hippocampus as Christina Applegate.
 
He/They
"As we sit here in the Saloon Gaslight"

Sarah Paulson strutting into the season after her Friend Of cheque cleared, in her clear stilettos, looking absolutely snatched

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Angie has so much star power, like wow. Like Meredith her cosmetic surgery is peaking at the perfect time; she looked STUNNING in her confessional. I can't describe it but when I see Angie I feel like I'm watching a lifelong friend. It's like my mind remembers her playing a stepmom in one of my childhood favourite romcoms alongside Judy Greer or Selma Blair or something. My theory is that she's occupying the same position in my Hippocampus as Christina Applegate.
Yes omg.. there’s something just a little bit cunty about Angie.. is it her voice, her looks, her fashions.. I’m not sure but she’s one of the gworls, that I do know. I feel like 5 year old me would’ve wanted to be Angie in her feathers, red lips and blonde hair..
 
Lisa's "she's not my guest" sent me.. I will incorporate this into my approach to life going forward.

Whitney being the only one to suss that something weird is going on with jens trial... maybe she really is Nancy drew!!
 

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