The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

Mary would be perfect to re-introduce to really keep Heather at the bottom, it might even spark a Bad Weather alliance (a little insufferable but needed at this point) since she can't seem to stand either of them:

Lisa
Whitney
Meredith
Heather
Newbie
Angie H (conditional)
Mary (conditional)

I go so back and forth on Angie H being full time but it feels like she's somehow woven herself into multiple storylines across two seasons now which is commendable in making her feel legitimately significant to the cast despite her limited role. Keeping her while adding a newbie and Mary back into the fold would give some continuity while also providing a bit of a clean slate with the dynamics.

What the cast really needs is someone like Mia who can come in unintimidated by the established personalities and play ball immediately.
 


Now Heather is teasing Mary’s return. On the subject of Angie Paulson, I truly don’t understand how she didn’t get a snowflake after season two. She’s the perfect housewife and I feel like she proved that when she came back for season three. She’s messy and over the top, has great fashions and I love that her husband is equally messy. Out of the 3 friends, she’s definitely the one I’d carry over to season four.
 
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I may be getting my Angies mixed up, but wasn't there tea that Angie H was supposed to be full time in season 1 or 2? I think she was one of the early names floated around for the show. I remember there was some rumors that she didn't get a snowflake because there were issues with filming solo scenes (separate from that 1 fake rumor of her being a transphobe). I'm sure they're dying to promote her.
 
I’d only keep Angie H, based on the fact she has real history with the women and she’s a likeable mess. ‘WLM’ Angie, as well keeping horrific company, is too desperate to be on the show and desperation leads to terrible storylines (see Heather’s black eye). Danna’s finest hour was left on the cutting room floor, I don’t see it for her.
 
We definitely need 3 new full-timers in order to create a real distinction between the Jen Shah era and the future of the show. Mary Cosby and Angie Harrington as friends with the possibility of full-time depending on how filming goes with the newbies. Whitney seems to suggest it'll be a bumper sized cast which I think is the best move going forward. 100% should be taking tips from New Jersey.

Meredith
Lisa
Heather
Whitney
Newbie 1
Newbie 2
Newbie 3

Angie Harrington
Mary Cosby
 
We definitely need 3 new full-timers in order to create a real distinction between the Jen Shah era and the future of the show. Mary Cosby and Angie Harrington as friends with the possibility of full-time depending on how filming goes with the newbies. Whitney seems to suggest it'll be a bumper sized cast which I think is the best move going forward. 100% should be taking tips from New Jersey.

Meredith
Lisa
Heather
Whitney
Newbie 1
Newbie 2
Newbie 3

Angie Harrington
Mary Cosby

This is the best option, for sure. The core-four need an aggressive shake-up in terms of group dynamics. Angie K, Angie H, or Dana joining would just continue the old "my side vs your side" repetitiveness. Angie H & Mary being just friends with possibility of promotion would be the best way to enjoy their messiness unfold but still keep the main storylines feeling new.
 
This Little Gurl misses that special chaotic energy Mary brought. It can't be replicated and added a unique dynamic to the show imo. If she's learned/grown from problematic foot-in-mouth moments, I'd love them to bring her back!
 

Meredith can finally ditch her alliance with Heather since she will actually have another ally on the cast
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