The Real #R8: The Rate Is Ova
- Thread starter Laura Vanderbooben
- Start date
Thanks! Although I can't take much credit because it's really just a re-creation of the back cover (as are all the last four, ha).
I just woke up from a disco nap during which I dreamt I had the "R" logo tattooed on my right forearm and was panicking not only because I had no idea when I'd gotten it, but also because I didn't want my mom to see it over Christmas.
I have suffered for you all.
I have suffered for you all.
Never saw What's My Name winning, it's not that good.
It's not. Despite the protest of those with poor taste and proud demeanor, 'We Found Love*' is the rightful champion in my heart.
*Who's That Chick
F
Former member 21294
Yeah i admit i underscored some of Rated r tracks.Wait Your Turn,Fire Bomb and G4L are all tens and Photographs is a solid 8.It is just will.i.am's usual messiness clouded my judgement.
Thank you Laura for hosting another well-paced, informative and hilarious rate. Can't wait for the next one to begin.
Thank you for all the work and dedication.
I didn't expect any song to win because that's how I like RiRi, surprising.
I forgot to say thanks to @Laura Vanderbooben for a great rate, well except for We Found Love not winning. Which is entirely your fault by the way.
ohnostalgia
Staff member
She/her
Jesus, I'm surprised @Laura Vanderbooben didn't murder all your asses. I need to do some yoga to shake off this tenseness and terfness.
@aaronhansome your We Found Love commentary was beautiful.
@aaronhansome your We Found Love commentary was beautiful.
she/her
Shrieking. I don't think I've ever gone in this thread before but it was worth it just for this.
This was just playing in the bathroom at work. This. Of all songs.90. There's A Thug In My Life (ft. J-Status)
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNI_CANNOT_USE_REAL_WORDS_PROPERLY
Overall Score: 5.23
Highest Score: 10 x 2 (@vikeyeol, @runrocketboy)
Lowest Score: 0 x 2 (@Rihanna UK, @TheAlmightyAloud)
I wrote this song about @Rhombus and sold it to Rih for a pittance.
Also, fucking J-Status again. How many of them do you think are working at used car dealerships now? Moreover, how many of them do you think there are?
"I haven't even listened but the title alone warrants a 3," admits @Bobbyrae, and really we could end the commentary right there, but let's go a little more.
@Sprockrooster stanned the title too. "That title alone makes this song higher than a 5. And it is also quite nice so it is a 7. "
"Why is this so entertaining?" rate contrarian @iheartpoptarts muses. @strangekin (hi!) shrugs, "At least her vocal performance is kinda cute." Resident J-Status stan @Blayke gives it a 9. "I’ve always liked this song. Rihanna sounds so young and innocent bless her. This should also have been a single. What a wasted opportunity."
It's fun to imagine @citoig is talking about Rihanna here. "WHO THE FUCK LET THEM ON THE ALBUM aGAIN? I have no idea why they were considered worth adding, never mind twice. I’ve never heard them outside of the four Rihanna songs (why were we spared Roll It, actually? Not complaining mind). My CD seems to have left out their verse thank fuck, because the rest of the song is a bit of a prescient bop." A) what is Roll It and B) you have this on CD?!
"Mama better put a stop to this nonsense" oh yes she better do's @that boy is a monster. And here goes @TheAlmightyAloud talking about moms too? "Anything with J-Status attached to it was created in the pits of hell. Rihanna should be apologizing to her mother for recording this song, who gives a shit about the thug? This song is abominable." But of course @Remorque eventually fell for its not-so-thuggish charms. "I_CANNOT_USE_REAL_WORDS_PROPERLY_ at me actually liking this song after several listens… I feel like I should hate it, but I don’t… (I don’t know who I am anymore after listening to this album.)" No one knows who you are anyway so join the club xoxo.
@vikeyeol @RUNAWAY Are you stalking me?