70 pages, 64 voters and one month later...we have our FIRST SONG OUT!
Meh.
110. Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Overall Score: 3.71
Highest Score: 9 x 1 (@Blayke)
Lowest Score: 0 x 2 (@GhettoPrincess, @TheAlmightyAloud)
Voters: 33
See? Told you it wasn't funny. I think the most hilarious part of this is that I actually found a fanmade cover for this song of which I have absolutely no memory (I gave it a 2). This is off A Girl Like Me and is officially Rihanna's lowest rated track! WHOOOOO! Zzzzzzz.
This is one of three (!!!) songs by Rihanna featuring pop icon(s) J-Status, who are referred to once as a "Jamaican rapper" and once as a "music group." He/they do not have their own Wiki page so I guess things aren't going too well if you are or were a member of J-Status. Every pop geauxrl worth her salt needs her own Don Philip, and it seems that this is Rih's...although God knows she's collaborated with plenty of cannon fodder throughout the years. Also, this is certainly no I Will Still Love You.
Our own sweet innocent mess @Blayke will start us off, because he gave this a 9?!?! "Hello again J-Status! Good to see Jay-Z and co. brought you back for album two. This song reminds me of nights out in the Pacific Island of Tonga. Love it. I feel so ignorant for not having this song for 9 years of my life." Mmmkay well I've never been to Tonga but maybe someday. And I guess A Girl Like Me is, somehow, platinum, meaning a million people own this song. Think about that. This is sitting in a million American houses.
Speaking of messes, @TheAlmightyAloud sobered up enough to send me some dish. "J-Status returns to influence yet another goose egg for the Rihanna rate. Somebody should’ve told Leandra to ditch J-Status over this made up man in this song. This song got me catching zzzs instead of feelings." Leandra was a hot topic with our few commenters. "The two is for the ICONIC second verse. Just listen y'all," educates @Bobbyrae. I will post them here for all of you to peruse:
Amazing. The plural "best friends" and "they" when only mentioning one person. Investigate reporter @iheartpoptarts did further looking into the matter: "This Leandra in the second verse is totally Rihanna’s 'best friend Lesley' moment, isn’t it? I’m so glad I Googled her. http://www.mtv.com/news/2203749/video-rihanna-yells-at-drunk-friend/" Thank you for this.
The always-passionate @citoig (you'll see what I mean later) says, "I kinda like the (feat. J-Status) tag. It’s kinda like a trigger warning for fuckery." TW: FUCKERIH. See you on Tumblr. "Crazy Little Thing Called No," titters @that boy is a monster. You proud of that one? @sexercise contributes another SIQBURN: "Music of the Sun called and it wants its song back." Yas FRY them in that Bajan heat.
Not @Remorque revealing himself as the TRUE Booben. "God, these kinda reggae-lite songs are starting to get on my tits… NOT. FOR. ME. (Next!)"
Next indeed.
And in case you're not Blayke and morbidly curious...
Meh.
110. Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Overall Score: 3.71
Highest Score: 9 x 1 (@Blayke)
Lowest Score: 0 x 2 (@GhettoPrincess, @TheAlmightyAloud)
Voters: 33
See? Told you it wasn't funny. I think the most hilarious part of this is that I actually found a fanmade cover for this song of which I have absolutely no memory (I gave it a 2). This is off A Girl Like Me and is officially Rihanna's lowest rated track! WHOOOOO! Zzzzzzz.
This is one of three (!!!) songs by Rihanna featuring pop icon(s) J-Status, who are referred to once as a "Jamaican rapper" and once as a "music group." He/they do not have their own Wiki page so I guess things aren't going too well if you are or were a member of J-Status. Every pop geauxrl worth her salt needs her own Don Philip, and it seems that this is Rih's...although God knows she's collaborated with plenty of cannon fodder throughout the years. Also, this is certainly no I Will Still Love You.
Our own sweet innocent mess @Blayke will start us off, because he gave this a 9?!?! "Hello again J-Status! Good to see Jay-Z and co. brought you back for album two. This song reminds me of nights out in the Pacific Island of Tonga. Love it. I feel so ignorant for not having this song for 9 years of my life." Mmmkay well I've never been to Tonga but maybe someday. And I guess A Girl Like Me is, somehow, platinum, meaning a million people own this song. Think about that. This is sitting in a million American houses.
Speaking of messes, @TheAlmightyAloud sobered up enough to send me some dish. "J-Status returns to influence yet another goose egg for the Rihanna rate. Somebody should’ve told Leandra to ditch J-Status over this made up man in this song. This song got me catching zzzs instead of feelings." Leandra was a hot topic with our few commenters. "The two is for the ICONIC second verse. Just listen y'all," educates @Bobbyrae. I will post them here for all of you to peruse:
Amazing. The plural "best friends" and "they" when only mentioning one person. Investigate reporter @iheartpoptarts did further looking into the matter: "This Leandra in the second verse is totally Rihanna’s 'best friend Lesley' moment, isn’t it? I’m so glad I Googled her. http://www.mtv.com/news/2203749/video-rihanna-yells-at-drunk-friend/" Thank you for this.
The always-passionate @citoig (you'll see what I mean later) says, "I kinda like the (feat. J-Status) tag. It’s kinda like a trigger warning for fuckery." TW: FUCKERIH. See you on Tumblr. "Crazy Little Thing Called No," titters @that boy is a monster. You proud of that one? @sexercise contributes another SIQBURN: "Music of the Sun called and it wants its song back." Yas FRY them in that Bajan heat.
Not @Remorque revealing himself as the TRUE Booben. "God, these kinda reggae-lite songs are starting to get on my tits… NOT. FOR. ME. (Next!)"
Next indeed.
And in case you're not Blayke and morbidly curious...
