Day 8: She's So Lucky, She's a Star @Solenciennes had barely gotten any screen time all season. Instead, producers were fixated on junior detective Rommers, perpetual cum-dump Johnny, and Blumpkin Queen BTG. Meanwhile, Sol had to initiate intimate rendezvous whenever he wanted to get a scene. There was, however, another way… After a steamy session of mangina-mashing with Phloo, Sol headed down to the water for a swim. On his way there, he was attacked from behind and dragged to an abandoned old shack miles away. During the terrifying ordeal Sol could only think of one thing: "I'm so lucky to finally have a storyline!" The last slasher tortured Sol for hours, and Sol gave an iconic overwrought performance, trying to prolong the session for as long as possible – not because the shit sis wanted to live, but because he just wanted to be a damn star. Just as Sol prepared to give a final Emmy-worthy rousing monologue… Spoiler The slasher slashed his throat. @Solenciennes died as he lived; an ordinary camper. BloodyAss. Your final kill is next.