KPJ are developing online K-Stan culture And ushering out the Rabid Netizen Wave. In the past 12 months, hundreds of songs have been released. Only one will survive. The SO+Y is a place to judge a song & artist a place to give another taste of failure to those that have already flopped. A stage where they can get messy. A chance for us to be even messier. THIS is the KPJ Song Of The Year Rate 2017. THE JUDGES: Spoiler Former Head of Korean Taste, mother of witchcraft and payola, the Breaker of Cell Phone Bill Records - SHAMAN UNNIE Skateboarding Rap Mentor and Purveyor of Japanese Anime Tie-Ins - SPIRITED AWAY UNNIE Performance Mentor and Tropicana Queen of Memes - JOOE Vocal Run Chanteuse and Pioneer of the Whisper Technique - YOONA Authentic Solo Artiste and the Face of Uber Seoul Branch - AMBER The All Round Diva and Gain Beard Wearer - JO KWON Let's get straight to the point. How does it work? Well it's a three stage contest - let me read you the rules. Time to send in your songs prospectives, Tastertainment Companies. Please send in a ballot including: ⟐ 1 SUPER TRASH song The song you choose to receive this most prized honour will get an automatic pass straight through to the final. It can be by any artist, any 2017 release but you only get the one so it's time to prioritise your faves from the ones everyone likes. ⟐ 1 to 16 SONG BALLOT This is your core submission to the rate, your top 16 songs from this year. We accept up to 16 songs (+ your SUPER TRASH pick making 17 in total) but they all must be BY DIFFERENT ARTISTS. It's ONE SONG PER ACT. They can be Album Tracks, OSTs, Japanese/Chinese releases by Korean artists, troll picks e.t.c. Exceptions: NCT sub-units, as per last year, count as different groups and you are allowed ONE LOONA solo and ONE LOONA Sub-Unit track if you so wish (because yikes at trying to sort out that mess otherwise). ⟐ 1-3 RESERVES Optional extra songs that will take the place of your main 16 ballot if anyone else chooses them as a SUPER TRASH. These may be by artists you've already entered but are limited to 3. Please PM these to me and try not to reveal who you've chosen / plot to send an entire act's discography through to the final. All those songs that did not receive a SUPER TRASH will find themselves grouped into BEIGE CLASS for evaluation. In teams based on the number of ballot votes received in the AUDITIONS, the songs will battle it out to obtain a spot in the final. This will be in a more KPSC format with scoring your top five 5 points, 4 points, 3 points e.t.c in each group. Those with the most points in each group will proceed to the next round. The others we'll never hear from again. POSSIBLE TEAM NAMES AS PER BELOW: THE BIG FINALE. Where we determine the songs that have really made an Impac'T this year for our humble sub-unit. This will be in a traditional rate format with: scores between 1-10 with an 11 AND optional 0. Decimals of 0.5 are allowed. PLEASE NOTE: We don't take trolling here - this is a serious contest binches - so if you want to give any score less than a 4.0 in the final then be prepared to give commentary as to why you are bombing it OR I will switch your score out for a 10 ☺ If you wanna be a Rate Villain, YOU HAVE TO OWN THAT ROLE Post Beige-Class Rule: Tactical group/song voting (for example, giving all LOONA songs 10s and all Red Velvet songs / every other song 1s) WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED and I will drag any extreme trolling for filth in public :) x Please play fair and, most importantly, have fun bopping & judging! ❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖ THAT'S ALL FOLKS. Any questions don't hesitate to ask here in thread or PM me. ◈ DEADLINE FOR FINAL VOTING ◈ SUNDAY 21ST JANUARY If you need some inspiration then try here , The K-ALENDAR Round-Up JAN // FEB // MAR // APR // MAY // JUN JUL // AUG // SEP // OCT // NOV & DEC OR the below links: Happy Messery Unnies <3
FOR RESULTS BEIGE CLASS POST DIRECTORY FULL TEAM LISTS CLASS 1 = #1 // #2 // #3 // #4 // #5 CLASS 2 = #1 // #2 // #3 // #4 CLASS 3 = #1 // #2 // #3 CLASS 4/5 = #1 // #2 // #3 ANDRA BEIGESEN = TWIST // REVEAL TO BE UPDATED WITH LEADERBOARDS
◈⟐◈⟐ FINALISTS ◈⟐◈⟐ YOUTUBE PLAYLIST SPOTIFY PLAYLIST (please note that JYP do not put their songs on Spotify so Twice, Suzy & JJ Project are missing) SUPER TRASH (10/31) All Night - SNSD Babyface - WJSN CAMO - BoA Eclipse - Kim Lip (LOONA) Ending Credit - Uhm Jung Hwa Gashina - Sunmi Girl Front - LOONA OEC Move - Taemin Paradise - S.E.S Peek-a-Boo - Red Velvet Baby Don't Like It - NCT 127 Body Talk - Red Velvet Cactus - A.C.E. Diamond - Qri (T-ara) Friday Night - SONAMOO Gucci - Jessi I Got Love - Taeyeon I Like It - CLC Icarus - JJ Project Kiss or Kill - Gain Mute - Lee Hyori Now, We - Lovelyz Pick Me (It's Me / Na Ya Na) - Broduce 101 raingurl - Yaeji Sonatine - LOONA 1/3 the.the.the - Longguo x Shihyun Twilight - Kim Lip (LOONA) We Like - Pristin Wee Woo - Pristin WoW! - Lovelyz Yes No Maybe - Suzy BEIGE 6+ (12/16) A Girl Like Me - Gugudan Babe - HyunA DDD - EXID Excuse Me - AOA Fingertip - GFriend I (Knew It) - SONAMOO Likey - Twice new - Yves (LOONA) Night Rather Than Day - EXID Remember - Nine Muses Rollin' - Brave Girls Sweet Crazy Love - LOONA OEC As If It's Your Last - Blackpink Deep Blue Eyes - Girls Next Door What's My Name? - T-ara Where Are You? - CLC BEIGE 1 (1/16) Singing in the Rain - JinSoul (LOONA) Chaotic - LOONA OEC Cherry Bomb - NCT 127 Fine - Taeyeon Hear The Wind Sing - GFriend Love Letter - Jinsoul & Kim Lip (LOONA) Meteor - Snuper My First and Last - NCT Dream Ninano - Minzy One More Time - TWICE Power - EXO Rollin - TWICE Rookie - Red Velvet Rumor - KARD Summer Rain - GFriend Wake Up - Dreamcatcher BEIGE 2 (2/12) Fly High - Dreamcatcher Zoo - Red Velvet Boy - EXID Dinosaur - AKMU Don't Know You - Heize Kingdom Come - Red Velvet Knock Knock - TWICE Liar - CLC Loonatic - LOONA OEC Perfect 10 - Red Velvet The Eve - EXO Want You to Say - Playback BEIGE 3 (4/10) Hobgoblin - CLC Lip & Hip - HyunA Palette - IU Red Flavor - Red Velvet Everyday I Love You - ViVi (LOONA) Holiday - SNSD Ko Ko Bop - EXO Memory - Brave Girls Meow Meow - CLC Signal - TWICE BEIGE 4-5 (6/12) Chase Me - Dreamcatcher Don't Recall - KARD Lonely - Sistar Love Cherry Motion - Choerry (LOONA) Love City - Nine Muses Sleep-Walking - Dreamcatcher Black - Lee Hyori Don't Say No - Seohyun Hwi Hwi - Laboum I Wander - HA:TFELT Really Really - WINNER Thirsty - Girl's Day ANDRA BEIGESEN (1/3) Look - Red Velvet Shangri-La - VIXX O Sole Mio - SF9 ◈⟐◈⟐ RESULTS SO FAR ◈⟐◈⟐ #37: Girls Next Door - Deep Blue Eyes (8.13, one 11) #38: WINNER - Really Really (8.13, no 11s) #39: AKMU - Dinosaur (8.10) #40: CLC - Where Are You? (8.05, ten 10s) #41: EXO - Ko Ko Bop (8.05, seven 10s) #42: Red Velvet - Kingdom Come (8.02) #43: Blackpink - As If It's Your Last (8.01, one 11) #44: EXID - Boy (8.01, seven 10s) #45: Suzy - Yes No Maybe (8.01, six 10s) #46: T-ARA - What's My Name? (7.97) #47: VIXX - Shangri-La (7.96) #48: Girl's Day - Thirsty (7.95) #49: SONAMOO - Friday Night (7.94, two 11s) #50: Red Velvet - Body Talk (7.94, one 11) Spoiler: #51 - #100 #51: CLC - Meow Meow (7.88) #52: EXO - The Eve (7.84, six 10s) #53: CLC - Liar (7.84, five 10s) #54: Heize - Don't Know You (7.83) #55: Brave Girls - Memory (7.82, four 10s) #56: GFriend - Hear The Wind Sing (7.82, three 10s) #57: Lee Hyori - Black (7.77) #58: Laboum - Hwi Hwi (7.74) #59: SF9 - O Sole Mio (7.73, five 10s) #60: Kim Lip & JinSoul (LOONA) - Love Letter (7.73, three 10s) #61: Yaeji - Raingurl (7.68, more 9/9.5s) #62: Seohyun - Don't Say No (7.68, less 9/9.5s) #63: LOONA OEC - Chaotic (7.67) #64: LOONA OEC - Loonatic (7.60) #65: Snuper - Meteor (7.56) #66: ViVi (LOONA) - Everyday I Love You (7.55) #67: TWICE - Signal (7.54) #68: EXO - Power (7.50, 6 tens but more 9.5/9s) #69: HA:TFELT - I Wander (7.50, 6 tens but less 9.5/9s) #70: Dreamcatcher - Wake Up (7.47, three 10s) #71: Playback - Want You To Say (7.47, two 10s) #72: TWICE - Knock Knock (7.45, four 10s) #73: KARD - Rumor (7.45, three 10s) #74: Taeyeon - I Got Love (7.42) #75: Pristin - Wee Woo (7.40) #76: Red Velvet - Perfect 10 (7.37) #77: Longguo & Shihyun - the.the.the (7.36) #78: CLC - I Like It (7.32) #79: A.C.E. - Cactus (7.28) #80: Taeyeon - Fine (7.26) #81: TWICE - One More Time (7.19) #82: TWICE - Rollin' (7.10) #83: GFriend - Summer Rain (7.05) #84: NCT Dream - My First and Last (6.98) #85: Lee Hyori - Mute (6.86) #86: Gain - Kiss or Kill (6.81) #87: LOONA 1/3 - Sonatine (6.79, six 10s) #88: NCT 127 - Baby, Don't Like It (6.79, three 10s) #89: Kim Lip (LOONA) - Twilight (6.79, one 10) #90: Girls' Generation - Holiday (6.74) #91: Lovelyz - Now, We (6.73) #92: Lovelyz - WoW! (6.61) #93: Red Velvet - Rookie (6.60) #94: Broduce 101 - Pick Me [Nayana] (6.58) #95: NCT 127 - Cherry Bomb (6.53) #96: Qrisus - Diamond (6.52) #97: JJ Project - Icarus (6.44) #98: Minzy - Ninano (6.44, no 10s) #99: Jessi - Gucci (6.15) #100: Pristin - We Like (6.07) ◈⟐◈⟐ ◈⟐◈⟐ ◈⟐◈⟐
YATTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Bring on the MESS Bring on the MELTDOWNS But most importantly bring on the BOPS Let the games begin~
I wish I could be a rate villain but the truth is that I'll end up giving high scores to 95% of the songs and the other 5% I will just leave it with a "not for me".
Shaman Unnie's presence aside... YATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPIRITED AWAY UNNIE!!!!!!!!!! HOW I MISSED YOU, MY LOVE. I'M READY TO DIE AHHHHHHHHHH. THIS IS SO, SO ICONIQUE ALREADY. ME WHEN I AM FORCED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN GIRL FRONT AND SWEET CRAZY LOVE: ME WHEN I AM FORCED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL AND I SMILE: ME WHEN I AM FORCED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN CACTUS AND CALLIN': ME WHEN I AM FORCED TO CHOOSE AMONG IU'S 7 MILLION SONGS: ME WHEN I DIE FROM CHOOSING JUST ONE RED VELVET SONG: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Literally nothing. You just kinda end up wasting your Super Trash so I suggest choosing your curveballs/unique personal taste faves for it rather than the more obvious KPJ fan faves.
It's worth noting that you're always at risk of thinking your favorite is a KPJ favorite, but getting screwed over in the end when everybody reveals their fake ass.
WAIT, can your Super Trash be by an artist from your ballot 1-16? Thus potentially allowing two songs? Also, PLEASE we need to make sure that all of Red Velvet's singles make it in here! Remember last year when no one voted for Whistle and it was left out of the SOTY rate completely!?!?
This is going to be so amazing. I'm already howling at the judges and theme, marvelled at the designs, and worried as to how the hell I'm going to vote. Big Eyed oppa will do that.
I'm deadass stressed about this because I wanna vote strategically for my flop faves but I cant trust you hoes.
