ohnostalgia
Staff member
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I feel ashamed that I didn't just give everything on One Touch a 10. I'd like to apologize for my 7.
It's like a part of me just died.
I keep coming back to read this. It's added years to my life.Let’s add Ironheade to the same mix (2.5): “Initially, it tricked me into thinking it wasn't going to be terrible. The low-slung synth guitar and fuzzy bass have the promise of a stomper buried somewhere in them - could have taken a Black Cherry route, perhaps? Then that whiny robot-sung off-key chorus hit me in the face like a custard pie full of acid-spitting beetles. Plus, the mixing on this entire song is just so, so bad it's unbelievable, blurry and overcompressed in the worst way possible, with another slobber of unpleasant vocal filters to boot. It sounds like it was recorded underwater and farted on by a pod of whales. And the prechorus makes me crumple internally, as Heidi blandly trills her way through the big book of nursery rhyme melodies and surrenders all individuality.”
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Just Let It Go
Score: 6.894
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And here’s Robinho#1 (3) who, it must be admitted, has actually been very reasonable across the rate, which makes him losing his damn mind especially baffling and hurtful: “This is hands down the originals worst song. I hated it back then and the feeling has remained the same.”
My sincere apologies; it's been fixed. I generally try to use gender neutral pronouns for everyone unless I am certain of someone's gender; your avatar somehow convinced my brain you were guy, is all.A common assumption on this forum but for the a millionth time, I AM A GIRL. Spread the word!
My sincere apologies; it's been fixed. I generally try to use gender neutral pronouns for everyone unless I am certain of someone's gender; your avatar somehow convinced my brain you were guy, is all.
Now, back to your atrocious "Just Let It Go" score!
I can't quite tell you an exact schedule until I'm there, precious, but hopefully at least a few eliminations a week? I'll try to keep things ticking along and for it to not grind to a complete halt.@beyoncésweave - you mentioned you have travel plans in December - may I ask what the frequency of updates is due to be in the next few weeks when you travel? I'll be just wasting time until your heart and mind realises I am the one, I wont disguise my love for this rate, it's true I cant wait for the next update to be there!
This sorta thing really harkens to 90s R&B girlbands; you can almost imagine it as TLC-esque, which can never be a bad thing.