So it’s finally gone. This placed maybe a bit too high (and actually pipped “Ugly” by a tiny 0.77 points in total) but it’s also rather understandable because it’s such a bop? The Sugababes have a go at US-style crunk, and while not quite the first attempt at the genre by a UK act (as heralded by Keisha at the time) nor doing anything particularly revelatory, the pounding bass-heavy synthline is extremely earworm-y. It holds together a side-eyeing of a trifling mans, with some neat turns of phrase; Mutya’s shoutout to herself in third person in particular is great. It also doubles as an assertive put down of slut shaming, particularly the kind that emanates from men regretting their hook-ups. Vocally, it’s the Mutya and Keisha show, and the two demonstrate why they were such a distinctive force in British R&B in the 00s. Mutya’s quiet purr pairs so well with Keisha’s full-throated club drawl, Keisha’s “It’s you (you-uuuuuu)” outro at the end being especially fantastic.
As the most out-and-out R&B song on the album, it sits a little oddly on the album which is otherwise filled with mostly purer pop songs. But it’s not an entirely uncomfortable fit as it leads on well from Three, being in its tradition (especially lyrically) but somehow a little slower paced. Following on straight after “Push The Button” is an interesting choice as well because it feints you into thinking the album will be full of cute Pop/R&B bops, before plans get scuttled confusingly with “Follow Me Home”. They never really were that good at sequencing their albums though, One Touch and maybe Catfights notwithstanding.
The less said about the Amelle rerecord the better (I had completely forgotten about it as I let on earlier in the rate). Not only does Amelle sound supremely uncomfortable on it, but it destroys the two best parts of the song: Mutya’s amazing self-reference which is replaced rather grossly with “this slut” and Keisha’s “you-uuuuuu” outro.
All of you pretty much unilaterally hated the Amelle version. tylerc904 (6) was especially put off by the lyric switch, “Okay, so I am not an Amelle h8r but changing the lyric from "Mutya" to "dis slut" is so clunky and I cringe every time. Jam (6) also finds the Amelle version lacking a crucial element, “I always missed Keisha’s ‘youuuuuuuuuuu’ adlibs that were removed from the re-recorded 'Amelle' version. Also quite fond of her ‘I don’t have to live with regrets’ talky bit.” Cryctall (7) rates the “Mutya version only. She makes it more fun. Plus Amelle sounds very weird on this one (as she did on all songs from that era, she sings so much better starting from Change onwards).” Mutya just keeps giving material for her twitter account manager Blayke (10) to stan/defensively react to: “In 2005 this song was on trend and pumping. It was a surprise yet something you would expect Sugababes to try. I enjoy the Mutya version of this song as it has the smart inclusion of her name. (Self-identifying queen). The second verse is perfect for both Keisha and Mutya. I would low key love Heidi do a verse of this song. It would be hilarious. It definitely sounds dated now but I still love it now. I wonder how it would have done had it be a single with Mutya. In regards to Amelle’s version, she added nothing to it but didn’t like the change from “Mutya” to “This slut”. In my 2006 stanning ways, I took that as a personal attack.”
“It gets boring after the first chorus and it repeats too much,” self-shades PCDPG (6.5). acl (6.5) picks up on the same broken record, “I felt like I should like this seeing as Mutya and Keisha did but it just felt a bit repetitive and basic. In the chorus. Goes on a bit. I like Keisha’s yoouuuus near the end.” Solenciennes (4) lays bare some of the tensions and administrative failings SS Sugababes were heading into at the time, “Mutya version. Their claims at being the first to bring crunk to the UK were a bit of a reach and I wouldn’t be writing home to brag about that off the back of this song, either. It’s distinctive, definitely, but it’s not particularly great to sing along to and is a bit too wordy to have been a hit so I’m not sure why Mutya was so attached to it. Nevertheless, props to them for trying out new things and Amelle shouldn’t have gone anywhere near it when Mutya’s name was in the lyrics of the original version, it made it territorial and that coupled with Follow Me Home being perceived to be about primarily Mutya’s daughter, it just felt like the label had no tact about what got re-recorded and showed them to be a brand, not a band, for the first time I think.
kal (7) is succinctly bopping, “Sugababes doing crunk. Mutya name checking herself is a highlight.” Filler (7) cracks me up again, “Absolute banger about farting in a lift.” DJHazey (7) has the nerve to say “It flows nicely during the verses despite the overbearing production. But it loses me pretty quickly during a chorus that just sounds like repetitive noise to me” after sitting through all of Confident.
“One of the weaker tracks on the album,” starts londonrain on his 7.5, “This album would have benefited massively if they had deleted every track that the Sugababes didn't co-write, including this one. Even so, it's still catchy, and I have so much of an attachment to this album that I can't bring myself to hate this.” A drunk Runawaywithme (7.5) once again, likes everything, “a sucker for early noughties sexy dark R&B jams like this, so I like it. Mutya sounds so fiery and sassy on this one and I just love that moment where she belts about her ass. Keisha also really sounds great here, as does Heidi. I really like listening to this when I’m feeling confident sassy and a bit sexy. I probably over scored it a little bit but I’m just feeling it at the minute, or maybe it’s the alcohol I just had.” mrdonut (7.5) finds it to be “A well-polished Aaliyah-esque jam”
Chanex (8.5) is getting ha life filled with jams, “OK damn I'll turn the lights down... OK it's me not you... this relentless jam is a major rediscovery.” Likewise, Epic Chocolat (9.8) finds their socks knocked off again, “I used to be obsessed with this song and then I totally forgot about it until this rate. Still does it to me.” CasuallyCrazed (8.5) always finds value in the trash bin, “Although this was most likely a rejected Cassie / Danity Kane demo, I can get down with any song where Mutya proudly name drops herself and disses the slut shamers.” That reminds me, what happened to Cassie? P'NutButter (8) thinks it’s “Such an odd placement for this song on the album, I'm still surprised it wasn't a single.” Hmm, I wonder if it could’ve done better than “Follow Me Home” on the charts; but the Amelle records of both are hugely inferior to the Mutya versions.
Ironheade (8) is having a hard time not spilling ha vodka Red Bull on the dancefloor, “Yeah, here's a song that only could have been made in 2005. I half expected Lil Jon to turn up, between the shuffling hip-hop beat and anvil-heavy bass synth. Sounds a bit too American for the Sugababes, but don't misunderstand me, it BANGS. The tambourine and hand drum rolls in the chorus add a lot of groove and underlying charm to the song, and the sharp rhythmic vocals from Keisha in particular sound pretty damn good. Nice vocal melody, a good platform for her to deliver another heaping helping of balls, even with the slight understatedness of the chorus. And dig the G-funk-like synth lead in the bridge! (PS. Sorry Amelle, but the Mutya version smokes yours.)” Constantino (8) also wants to go to 2005, “Queens of shifting the blame! The production is very mid-noughties RnB pop, which was kinda my era so the nostalgia is really ~taking me there~ right about now.” Mina (8) titters along with me “even after all these years, I'm still dying at the "cuz my ass is the only thing you'll see" lyric (and the uncreative erasal of the Mutya call-out in the Amelle version).” The line actually gains another layer of meaning given Mutya’s ass implants ΝΝΝΝΝ.